Where the Hell are They Now?
*Just imagine 'Pheobe Cates' by Fenix*Tx playing in the background.
AGENT WEINE AND SCHRECK
The two FBI agents quit the FBI to open up a car dealership.
Unfortunately, the dealership went downhill after Weine told Schreck he needed some space.
TOD
Tod's doctors say he'll be dead for a long time.
TERRY
Terry also remained dead, but once in awhile someone stops by to have sex with her.
MR. AND MRS. BROWNING
With their son so distracted, the Brownings were able to move to Cuba.
According to America's Most Wanted, they're now known as Miguel and Penelope Ramirez.
JERRY WAGGNER
Tod's father never recovered from the death of his son, so he quit his job and moved to Canada.
He was last spotted walking down the streets of Timmins in a postal worker's outfit.
BILLY
Thanks to some creative stitching and clever puppeteering, Billy was able to wrap up the 'American Pie' series.
A documentary on this experience, "Weekend at Billy's," is available at your local video store.
RANDOM SINGER GUY AT MEMORIAL SERVICE
The student singer was told he had a bright future in music ahead of him.
Nobody cared.
THE CARPENTERS
Nora Carpenter also had a seven-year-old daughter at home who was not informed of the events that lead to her brother and mother's demise.
As far as she knows, they're still at the dentist.
KAT
Word on the street is Kat has decided to stop smoking.
RORY
Rory's three 'parts' were scraped off the ground by the poilce and donated to Tom Savini.
Unfortunately, the head went missing. It was reported seen being auctioned on eBay.
EUGENE
Turns out Eugene wasn't dead, but to keep the series running smoothly they shipped him off to England to keep him quiet.
He really enjoys living with his new roommate, Dharke.
MAN WITH HOOKS
The man with hooks completed a successful run doing his story on talk shows. He then made the bigger leap to broadway.
He wrote and starred in a play about the elivator scene called 'Oh! Nora!'
BRIAN'S PARENTS
The Gibbons blame the media for their son's death.
THE SKATE RAT
The 'Sucka-my-Junk' kid learned the error of his ways and joined the Skewed tour.
THOMAS AND KIMBERLY
Officer Irritating and Chimberly stayed together for their public image while waiting for New Line to get off their asses and get a sequel going.
By the time the sequel rolled around, the two were killed off for not being attractive enough anymore.
*Just imagine 'Pheobe Cates' by Fenix*Tx playing in the background.
AGENT WEINE AND SCHRECK
The two FBI agents quit the FBI to open up a car dealership.
Unfortunately, the dealership went downhill after Weine told Schreck he needed some space.
TOD
Tod's doctors say he'll be dead for a long time.
TERRY
Terry also remained dead, but once in awhile someone stops by to have sex with her.
MR. AND MRS. BROWNING
With their son so distracted, the Brownings were able to move to Cuba.
According to America's Most Wanted, they're now known as Miguel and Penelope Ramirez.
JERRY WAGGNER
Tod's father never recovered from the death of his son, so he quit his job and moved to Canada.
He was last spotted walking down the streets of Timmins in a postal worker's outfit.
BILLY
Thanks to some creative stitching and clever puppeteering, Billy was able to wrap up the 'American Pie' series.
A documentary on this experience, "Weekend at Billy's," is available at your local video store.
RANDOM SINGER GUY AT MEMORIAL SERVICE
The student singer was told he had a bright future in music ahead of him.
Nobody cared.
THE CARPENTERS
Nora Carpenter also had a seven-year-old daughter at home who was not informed of the events that lead to her brother and mother's demise.
As far as she knows, they're still at the dentist.
KAT
Word on the street is Kat has decided to stop smoking.
RORY
Rory's three 'parts' were scraped off the ground by the poilce and donated to Tom Savini.
Unfortunately, the head went missing. It was reported seen being auctioned on eBay.
EUGENE
Turns out Eugene wasn't dead, but to keep the series running smoothly they shipped him off to England to keep him quiet.
He really enjoys living with his new roommate, Dharke.
MAN WITH HOOKS
The man with hooks completed a successful run doing his story on talk shows. He then made the bigger leap to broadway.
He wrote and starred in a play about the elivator scene called 'Oh! Nora!'
BRIAN'S PARENTS
The Gibbons blame the media for their son's death.
THE SKATE RAT
The 'Sucka-my-Junk' kid learned the error of his ways and joined the Skewed tour.
THOMAS AND KIMBERLY
Officer Irritating and Chimberly stayed together for their public image while waiting for New Line to get off their asses and get a sequel going.
By the time the sequel rolled around, the two were killed off for not being attractive enough anymore.