I had this planned out since last year it was supposed to be the Halloween special, but I had no idea where it was going, I now have over half of the story planned out and I'm ready to do this.

Banjo and Kazooie sat at home, Banjo sat in his recliner with a bowl of honeycombs while Kazooie had poured a few bowls of birdseed into the backpack. Gruntilda had been defeated again and the duo's lives had been peaceful ever since. No visitors, or packages besides their groceries which they ordered online.

"Hey Banjo we need to get a gym membership or a treadmill at least, we're gaining weight again, and I am not about to let myself get fat like before," Kazooie complained to Banjo.

"Oh quit it Kazooie, your figure looks perfect." He said trying to get her to stop, she'd done this before and his answer never changed, he hated to exorcise.

"Oh, well yeah I may look good know but my waistline grew a little since a few weeks ago! We both need to go on a diet or go to the gym or both!"

"Be quiet, be quiet, my show is on", he leaned in towards the television with a big smile on his face a loud bonk was heard and he started laughing hysterically, "HAHAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!"

Kazooie pecked Banjo over the head, angrily "ouch! What was that for?" He said looking at her annoyed while he rubbed his head.

"You're not listening to me!" She shouted at him, "stop being so lazy Banjo, please! We do nothing but sit around all day ever since we beat Gruntilda in that stupid race! Are we even going to do anything for Halloween this year?!"

Banjo sighed rubbing his eyes in annoyance, "Kazooie please, Halloween isn't until October thirty-first, so we are you even-"

Kazooie pointed a wing at the calendar, it was two weeks until said date.

"Oh."

"So, are we doing anything for Halloween, or not ?"

Banjo sighed, "um, ask my sister to hang out why don't you?"

"First off she's been gone for three years, and second, no! I'm not going without you! So stop being a stick in the mud and let's go plan something!"

It's not my fault I'm your only friend. Banjo didn't voice this for obvious reasons. "Um…. well…" Suddenly a knock came to their door, "UGH! Come on in, the door is unlocked!" He called out.

The door swung open and Bottles waddled in, "Hello you two, I have a lot to do today so I'll get right to the point, everyone and I do mean EVERYONE wants to have a party at Gruntilda's old lair. Thing is I need your permission since you legally own it, so just say okay and I'll be on my way."

"I think that's a great idea, go ahead!"

"Bug off bird brain I'm talking to Banjo", he snapped rudely.

"What'd you just say to me?! Listen, goggle boy, its Banjo AND Kazooie, so it belongs to me too, and I say we're doing it! So stop complaining it doesn't make sense!"

Bottles, sighed, "I like Banjo more, but you'll do I suppose. I'll invite every person I can find, the party will be ginormous, it'll be LEGENDARY!"

"Uh, no," Banjo said quickly with a sad smile on his face.

"YES!" Kazooie screeched.

Bottles smiled at her, as he straightened his glasses, "I dislike you a little less now."

"Yeah yeah, just tell us what we gotta do."

"Oh don't you worry, I've got it all under control, I may not look it, but I was quite the party animal back in college! "

"Well you're right about one thing, you don't look like that type of person." She said.

He walked out the door and was about to close it but came back in, "oh I almost forgot to mention, it's a costume party, so you need a costume." He then closed the door without so much as a goodbye.

Banjo glared at Kazooie, "Kazooie why did you do that?"

"Oh lighten up, a party will be good for both of us, we haven't been around people since Nuts and Bolts."

"Yes because you can't seem to do anything but be rude to them when we are around them." He countered.

"I love parties anyway! Besides they start it half the time so don't judge me."

Banjo sighed, "I guess I might be able to see my sister finally if Bottles is ambitious as the twinkle in his eyes."

"That's the spirit! Oh, you know what?"

"What?"

"This is a perfect excuse to lose some weight!"

"Oh joy", he said sarcastically.

"Well I need to lose some and I'm going to! I'll start running, Halloween is in two weeks time, I'll diet and lose some fat, you should do the same."

Banjo shook his head, "I'm fine in my chair right here thank you." He replied as he watched the television, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!"

Kazooie rolled her eyes and hopped out of the backpack, "I'm starting right now see ya", she then left the house leaving banjo to his own devices

Criticism is welcome but I may not take it, thank you for reading, if you liked it please follow and favorite it thank you.