Disc – Ye dis is one my furst storys I done two and now im gonna let the world see how awesome I am at dese story. Dont diss jus cuz u carnt right as goodly like me.
it begins
Ok sed dumbldoor lookin at da gret hall wid happynes its tim fur de next entree. He looked side nd saw da grup rdy 2 go on.
U cn cum on now sed the wite-hered prof der sudent lookin in teh sam way.
Al ofa suden hogrid Fwuffy wuffy bum bums (I WUV FWUFFY, KAWAII, I CUDNT LIV IM OUUT!) araagoogle nd mlfoy walled on. Dey locked at crowd nd bowd shooing respek to da crood. Hogrid war a lever-jaket and pants wid no ass (HAIR ASSCRAK HAHA! TRY TO GIT RID OD DAT IMAG) He luked scary.
WER GUNNER ROX UR BOXORS! yeled hagered
WE R HOGWURTS BIST DARNCE KRU yeled Nalfoy as Talyor Swift started to play from de masive speeka sistem set up.
Fred n Gurge luked up at de cru as dey stated 2 dance. Wid all dere moves, dey wer frickin oresum.
"Fred……………….." cried gorg, ters goin down his fase smugin his blak i-lyner. (Did I forgit 2 mension, F&G r emo nao, so del wid it nd lik dem alredy. God sum ppl, its lik deling wid nurds hwo liek dont liek twilight or dont have facebook.)
I kno its liek we dont even exist enymore… god Im so emo rite now replid fred.
tel me bout it sed george handsumly az he startd 2 cut his rist wid a razr he kept wid him. Omg im so sad
Fwuffi den thru malfoy inta tha air hu den went BOOM in a big shower of firewurks.
did malfoy just dye? asked sum of the profs fuck no replyed dumbldoor. His just been oresum.
Small beep came frm da bak of da room. Hermione den ran from the hall, kwickly.
Late fr a date caled back the smart girl.
Evryone folloed her ignorin hagrid hu was now cryin to himself and aragog next to him and malfoy naked (OMG SQUEE) huggin himself.
Hermione walked too da lake of da skool, turning rond and starin at da ppl folloing her.
GO AWAY IM PISSED OFF yelled the girl
SHOW US UR BOOBS came a reply from somewere in da croud.
Soon, Hermione herd dat frm evryone. Yellin four quite, she got their ateenshun.
Fine u can see my boobs!
Hermione then wiped her top of and showd da wurld dat she had MASIVE BOOBS (Yeh, I can del wid stuf maturly)
She den took teh rest of her cloths off an jumpt into da lake. Shivring in plezur, she swam out an felt sumthin grab her leg. she felt it go up her leg an star to play with her thingy, puting itself in an out slowly and filing her up compleetly. OMG Is so BIG Im gonna CUMMMMMMMMMM yeled the girl out lud so the skool cud here her (Told ya I cud do sex seens violet, I am an orther.)
She cummed out loud, makin da water turn a diff color. OMG she peed! Called wun of the pupils. NO NOT PEE! Yeled dimbledooe, JUICE OF LUV IT IS THAT TIM OF THE YEAR! TO DA HALL! WE MUST MAKE MORE!
Wid this, the profs and ppls all entred da bilding agen, dis tim takin of all cloths b4 enting. Da hole skool woz nekkid nd dey al grabbd a partna nd startd 2 do it on da tables.
DIS IS WUNDERFULLL yeled dumdledore frm on top of mcgonnacull wid his berd makin a drape for his thing rubbin him in her MAKE LOVE ALL NIGHT
fred an geore sat in da corner lurkin at da happy cupples.
i want sex cried fred as he cut his rist agen, blud purring frm da wounds.
ull never get sexings replyed gerge lookin at his twin. cept wid me.
fred then bend over nd let gerge tak him be slow sed fred as gorge entrd him. 2 late relied da dubble.
dunpledoor den looled at da croud nd askd IS ANYONE WERING A CONDON!
UH OH repled evrywun as dey strated 2 figur out hu wuz preggers.
the end.
REIVW PEEPS! ALL REVEWS GET COOKYS AND HUGS!