"Hey... you... yes you... across the screen. Good to see you again. But we can talk later. Listen, you have to help me. The narrator is keeping me held captive as a sex sl..."
"Hey! What are you doing out of your... oh. Hey fanfiction. I didn't see you there. My buddy is sick here, and needs to return to her room to heal. Now come on." ,I said.
"Nooooo! Don't listen to him! He's..." THUD! I hit her on the head.
"Looks like the gas has taken effect. Sorry, buddy, but I had to knock you out. Now to erase all of thi... did I just hit post chapter?" ,I said.
Chapter 1
"I bet you 50 rupees Malon will get Link." ,Tael said.
"You're on!" ,Navi said. They both shook on it, betting something I won't mention until later.
It was 10:30 PM and all of them were getting ready for bed, especially Navi and Tael. Malon just lays there on her bed, unable to sleep.
"I'm such a hypocrite. I guess my jealousy with princess Zelda awoke my feelings for Link." ,Malon said.
"Although, I'm surprised they let me sleep here on what's happened." ,Malon said getting off the bed, scanning it.
"Hmmmm...It's alright for now." ,Malon said, going to sleep. Meanwhile in Navi and Tael's room...
"I don't think we should do it here." ,Tael said.
"Oh, come on. What's the worst that could happen?" ,Navi said.
"We wake them up with our moans and colliding flesh." ,Tael said. It started to rain, hard.
"Our prayers have been answered!" ,Tael said jumping onto the bed at Navi.
The next day...
"I haven't seen Navi and Malon in so long. I should make up for lost time." ,Link said. He decided Navi first, since he knew her first. He went towards her room, a familiar fragrance surrounding the room. He knocked on the door 3 times.
"Navi?" ,Link said. Seconds later, she opened the door to reveal a slightly irritated Navi.
"What do you want ass hole." ,Navi said.
"Well, I was thinking, and you have a right to be mad at me. So I was thinking we could spend some time together, like old times?" ,Link said.
"Really! No." ,Navi said sarcastically. Link's smile disappeared.
"Aw, come on. It's going to be fun." ,Link said.
"And, what are we going to do anyway?" ,Navi said.
"Oh, I don't know? Maybe, go to the scavenger hunt in Clock Town?" ,Link said. She lit up with excitement.
"Let me get ready!" ,Navi said shutting the door.
"Hehehe. I know she likes to find and point things out." ,Link said. About 5 minutes later, she came out all neat with her hair fixed and a new turquoise tunic.
"Ready! Let's go!" ,Navi said filled with joy.
"Wow, you got her in a good mood, even though she punched you in the face yesterday." ,Malon said.
"Well..."
"LET'S GO!" ,Navi said tugging on Link's arm.
"We'll talk later." ,Link said.
10 minutes later, they were at clock town, in line for the scavenger hunt.
"Welcome, one and all!" ,HMS said.
He'd better not say anything to Navi to make her hate me or I swear to Din... Link thought.
"Here are your lists. You have to find all of them without buying them." ,he continued.
"Looks like there's 12 things on here. If we can find things inside a dungeon in under a day, we can find these things easily!" ,Link said.
"Get ready, GO!" ,HMS said. They all set out to find the first item.
"Blue fire? Okay." ,Link said warping to snowhead. He went into the temple, but the blue fire wasn't where it was last time.
"I swear it was here." ,Link said. Navi found it, flying towards it yelling "LOOK!". In the cave, it was amplified into a nearly deafening level. Link uncovered his ears and caught the blue fire.
"I will never get used to that." ,Link said.
"Hmmm. Next we have to get a feather from the Takkuri." ,Link said warping to milk road. He went to where the bird usually was, but it wasn't spotted.
"HEY! LOOK!" ,Navi said. Link looked to where the bird was, and shot an arrow into its head. It dropped 50 rupees, like usual.
Romani Ranch
"Navi? Navi? Where did she go? Malon, have you seen Navi?" ,Tael said.
"Yeah. She went with Link to a scavenger hunt. Something about hanging out like old times." ,Malon said.
"Okay then." ,Tael said nervously.
"Wait? Are you jealous?" ,Malon said.
"No!" ,Tael replied too fast.
"Oh my god, you're..." ,Malon said as a random rock hit her in the head.
"Oh shit! Romani! Cremia! Malon got hit with a rock in the head!" ,Tael said. They came out of the house, carrying her to the couch.
"If Link lost his memory getting hit with a rock, that means she will hate Link again! Yay... what? Too soon?" ,Romani said.
"Yes. And that means you'd better protect him because you saw how she killed him yesterday." ,Tael said. Seconds later, she woke up, thinking she was in Termina field.
"Where the hell am I?" ,She said.
"Romani Ranch. Say hi to your alter egos." ,Tael said.
"You're that bitch I saw in my sleep next to Link." ,Malon said.
We had the same dream? Romani thought. At the speed of sound, Malon got up, drawing her swords.
"Where are you going?" ,Tael said.
"To cut Link's balls off." ,Malon replied.
"Ummmm... he's not here at the moment." ,Tael said. She immediately stopped and turned around.
"Dafuq did you say?" ,Malon said.
"Looks like the maturity you got during the trip is gone." ,Tael mumbled.
"He went to Clock Town with Navi to make up." ,Tael said while his stomach felt uneasy.
"Looks like I gotta wait until he gets back. Might as well go train myself to use these things if I can." ,Malon said. Tael was there for every one of their practices, and decided he was going to give her what she wanted.
"I can train you. Let's go." ,Tael said as Malon followed.
Clock Town
"We have everything except one thing." ,Link said scanning towards the last item.
"Oh you have to be fucking kidding me." ,Link said.
"Let me see." ,Navi said.
"What? Underwear taken off by your partner's teeth!" ,Navi said. Link and Navi blushed. Not because of the item, but because she said it out loud. They got stares from everybody.
"This is going to be hard." ,Link said while Navi smirked.. They went into the clock tower so no one would see them.
"Should we just give up? It's just a scavenger hunt. There will be others" ,Link said nervously.
"We're almost done. We'll just do this quickly and then be on our way." ,Navi said.
"Are you serious? I think the HMS is trying to get us to fuck each other." ,Link said.
"Come on, it's not a big deal." ,Navi said growing full size.
"Alright. So who should take it off?" ,Link said.
"Fairies don't wear underwear. So I guess I take yours off." ,Navi said going lower. Link just looked there nervously.
All right, Link. She's going to see your dick. But only for the sake of the scavenger hunt... Link thought as it was interrupted by the feel of his underwear being tugged. The happy mask salesman just watched from afar, his plan in motion. Link's member hardened as a dirty thought came into his head.
"Oh my, who knew you had two master swords!" ,Navi said.
"Navi! Not helping!" ,Link said.
"I'm sorry, but it's just so big. By the way, fairies do wear underwear. I just wanted to see how much of a man you were." ,Navi said.
"NAVIIIII!" ,Link said slightly pissed. On the upside, he knew his dick was big. He tossed his underwear into the sack, and got dressed.
"So close." ,HMS mumbled. Lin's ear twitched.
"Huh? I thought I heard someone." ,Link said, HMS ducking to avoid being seen.
"Whatever. Let's just get this over with." ,Navi said, heading outside with Link.
"HMS! We have everything." ,Link and Navi both said. He checked everything.
"Well done. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE OUR WINNERS! LINK AND NAVI!" ,HMS said as everyone applauded.
"Here's your prize!" ,HMS said handing them a chestnut colored stallion.
"Cool, a companion for Epona!" ,Link said getting near him. It started to freak out.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy boy. I'm not going to hurt you. Here's a carrot." ,Link said. The horse accepted the carrot and let Link ride him. He rode towards Romani Ranch inpatient to show the others, especially Epona.
Romani Ranch
She was taught everything that Zelda taught her. All except the look.
"Thanks man, I owe you..."
"Tael."
"Tael. Is there any way I can repay you?" ,Malon said.
"Na. I just want to see you give Link what he deserves." ,he lied.
"But aren't you sure there isn't a way I can repay you?" ,Malon said in a seductive voice, hand on his lap.
"No. Just give him what he deserves." ,he said sounding nervous.
"Oh come on. No one has to know." ,she said, hand getting higher into his thigh. He began to blush.
"I have a girlfriend. Navi, remember?" ,Tael said.
"You're dating Navi? Wow. Are you doing her too?" ,Malon said laughing. He face palmed himself.
"Yes." ,Tael said, not hearing the sarcasm. She stopped laughing. What she didn't know was that she gave the look to Tael. He came towards her with eyes of desire.
"I knew you'd come around." ,Malon said with no reply from him. He just opened her legs with force, and tore off her panties without hesitation and started to lick at her. Malon pushed him in deeper, moaning in pleasure as he devoured her. He then started to rub Malon's hard nipples too rough for her taste.
"Hey, you're going too rough. Mind going softer?" ,Malon said. But he kept doing the same thing without replying.
"Hey, did you hear me? Go softer!" ,Malon said snapping her fingers. Tael shook his head, confused on where he was.
"Where the fuck am I?" ,Tael said as he saw Malon's wet flower in front of his face, her taste in his mouth.
"What the fuck? How did you know about the look?" ,Tael said as he covered his mouth.
"What look?" ,Malon said, doing it again. Tael started to take off his tunic, Malon getting nervous and snapping her fingers. He saw his tunic off, exposing his full body.
"Well well well, who's your big friend here." ,Malon said, getting on her knees and going towards it. He immediately got up and put his clothes on.
"It's not gonna happen Malon." ,Tael said.
What's this look he's talking about? Malon said.
Termina Field
Link was pissed an Navi for what she did. He didn't talk to her most of the trip back home.
"Link?" ,Navi said with no reply.
"Link?" ,still no reply.
"Are you mad because I lied to you?" ,Navi said. He nodded his head in agreement.
"Well now you know how I felt when you abandoned me at the Temple of Time." ,Navi said.
"I didn't abandon you? I was looking for you. I was just daydreaming, and next thing I knew, you were flying away." ,Link said.
Of course he did. Navi thought as she made an 'are you fucking kidding me' face.
"Well, I guess I kind of deserved it. You probably said you were returning and I didn't listen. Sorry Navi." ,Link said.
"Apology accepted, buddy." ,Navi said.
Navi down, Malon to go. Link said.
"But don't lie to me again, or I will punish you with my master sword." ,Link said.
"No. That's Tael's job." ,Navi said with a troll face. That left a mental image in Link's head.
Romani Ranch
Sounds of horse feet clapping could be heard in the distance.
"Epona's here, though. Who could that be?" ,Malon said. Seconds later, Link went up the little hill, revealing his new horse.
"A new horse, nice. What's his name." ,Romani said.
"I haven't thought of that yet. How about... ummmm... Poseidon." ,Link said.
"That's an awesome name." ,Tael said. The horse acted crazy around Tael.
"Oh yeah, it's not tame yet. Sorry." ,Link said. He went and tied it up onto a post near Epona.
"Enjoy your wife buddy." ,Link said as he walked away. Malon went outside to check who it was, and went from confused to pissed in a nanosecond. But she saw the other horse near Epona, and went to check it out. It started to flip out when she got too close.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy there big guy. That's it, let me pet you." ,Malon said petting his nose.
"Where did he come from?" ,Malon said.
"Link and Navi won it as a prize from the scavenger hunt in Clock Town." ,Tael said. Her expression changed to pissed at his name.
"Oh yeah. I completely forgot about you, fairy boy!" ,Malon said drawing her blades.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What did I do!?" ,Link said.
"A rock hit her in the head, and she forgot anything that happened in the past 3 days. So, RUN DUMBASS!" ,Tael said. Link ran towards his horse to untie it. Malon chased him, going towards Epona. He untied Poseidon and rode towards Milk Road to escape from Malon who was tailing him, while having her sword out.
"Get back over here you forgetful little bitch!" ,Malon said.
"I can understand the not coming to visit part, but why are you so angry?" ,Link said.
"The HMS told me you refused to come because of her. You broke my heart you son of a bitch! And now I'm going to stab yours." ,Malon said. Link stopped Poseidon and knocked Malon's sword out of her hands. He got out of his horse, going towards Malon. She tried to ride away, but he played Epona's song which brought her back. She hopped off Epona, and started to Run.
"Malon, wait!" ,Link said chasing her.
"Stay away from me you cheating son of a bitch!" ,Malon said while crying. She bumped into a wall, realizing it was a dead end. She was just shaking and crying from fear.
"Don't touch me. I'm warning you." ,Malon said.
"Now hold on. No one said anything about dying. I just want to talk. Now what did you mean by 'break your heart'." ,Link said. She hit Link in a certain part of his head which triggered a memory.
5 Years Earlier
It was the middle of the night.
"Malon, I'm afraid I have to go again." ,Link said.
"What? But we were just back together. Why do you have to go?" ,Malon said.
"I'm going in search of Navi. But don't worry, I'll be back." ,Link said.
"Alright, but don't take 7 years like last time. You got that, fairy boy?" ,Malon said.
"I promise." ,Link said ensuring it with a kiss that they didn't want to end.
"See you later, Malon." ,Link said.
"See you later, fairy boy. I'll wait for you." ,Malon said in a seductive voice.
2 years later...
"*sigh* Will he ever come back?" ,Malon said. Link's words echoed in her mind each morning since he left. She couldn't forget how those lips made her feel all sorts of good emotions.
"But don't worry, I'll be back" ,Link's words echoed in her head every morning.
"Hurry back fairy boy. I love you." ,she said to herself.
End of Memory
Link was stunned. He had forgotten how much he loved her. He was going to apologize, but the world suddenly went black.
"I'm going to make you suffer." ,Malon said. She tied Poseidon with Epona so he wouldn't run off, and brought Link into this open space and tied him up onto the only tree for miles.
"Uuuugh. Where am I?... Malon, let me go!" ,Link said analyzing where he was.
"Not until you feel my pain." ,Malon said. Link could tell this wasn't good. She came closer to him, going lower to his face. Link waited for a punch in the face, but just got a kiss in the mouth. At first he was afraid, but then he eased into it, returning the kiss. He just layed there and accepted the new feelings developing. She broke it, looking deep into his diamond colored eyes.
"Malon, I've forgotten how much I love you." ,Link said. She sat onto his lap, and continued to kiss him. He wanted her. He wanted to spend the rest of his life with her. He had forgotten the words she said a minute ago. Suddenly Tael appeared out of nowhere.
"Hey, Malon." ,Tael said.
"Oh hey Tael, what are you doing here." ,Malon said.
"I just came by to see you. You know, you're very hot." ,Tael said.
"Is that so? Well, you don't look bad yourself." ,Malon said.
We're terrible actors! Link will never buy it! Malon thought.
"How about I show you how much I love you?" ,Tael said.
"Lead the way." ,Malon said, rubbing her hand on his member area, which began to grow. Link started to try and break free. Soon, Malon and Tael got into kiss that brought both of them onto the ground, Tael on the bottom. Link began to cry. His heart was shattered just as it was built. He began to cry as he watched them make out.
I now understand what she went through when I didn't return. I'm such an asshole. Link said. Malon saw him crying and broke the kiss.
"Thanks Tael, I owe you, again." ,Malon said.
"No problem Malon, anytime, except when Navi's around." ,Tael said. He flew away towards the ranch as Malon was untying Link. He got up, getting the tears away from his eyes.
"Now you know how I felt." ,Malon said. Link came towards her, Malon backing away, drawing her swords.
"Link? What are you doing?" ,Malon said. He didn't respond, he just grabbed her by the hips and gave her a kiss. She kept trying to pull away, but he went towards her ass as she kept struggling. She got her swords and tried to swing at his back, but his shield defended the blow. Link grabbed her swords and threw them far from her grasp, leaving her defenseless.
"I like a woman who can put up a fight." ,Link said. He pinned her to the ground, tearing off her shirt and bra in one swing. He licked her nipple as she kept trying to get away.
The look! ,Malon thought. She attempted to snap her fingers but was interrupted by the feeling of two fingers enter her. She opened her eyes and gasped, enjoying the sensation.
Focus Malon, snap your fingers before... Malon said as Link began to lick at her wet flower. She let out a moan she was holding in.
"Oh yes, Link! Eat the hell out of my pussy!" ,Malon said. She has succumb to the desire for Link. Her fingers were moving uncontrollably as two of them snapped. Link got out of the trance while seeing his fingers inside her flower.
"How the hell did the look work this time?" ,Link said. He shrugged and got away from Malon, who knocked him onto the ground.
"Oh no you don't. You're mine now!" ,Malon said. She was horny, and was determined to get satisfaction.
I couldn't wait to start this story. Sorry if it's not great, I might just be a little rusty from being a new guy not writing for a month. Well anyway, I'll see all of you nest time with another... CLANG!
"Take that you impregnating bastard!" ,Zelda said.