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Deadly Drinking Pirate: Lemons

Late Night Fun

"Hey! What is with all this fog!?" Nami shouted in frustration as the ship moved around blindly. But they were still going into the direction the Log Pose is saying; this time, they didn't need to back track again.

"Fog is always here in Whisky Peak. Just be patient and go straight. There are no cannels that make turns here." Mr. Nine said as he and his partner were outside the cabin this time. After all, the crazy chaos weather was left far behind.

"Ssh. Nami, I heard people cheering. I even feel their presence. And they don't feel fear." Luffy then said, using his Haki to scan the area. And once the fog was cleared and buildings were seen throughout the island, there were cheers. Cheers for the pirates coming to their town!

The Straw Hats were confused by how a town could actually be happy to see pirates and even beg them to come to their town. "Please! Don't *ahem!* Ma-ma!" Then there was the 'host' of the crowds coming before he cleared his throat in a dramatic way. "Don't be so shocked! We are the only town in the entire Grand Line that loves pirates! My name is Igaram!"

Apparently, this town actually welcomes pirates to come and party with them as their 'way of welcome'. There was everything for grabs; food, drinks, contests, company and cheering. It was so much that people were dropping like flies. Three cooks fainted to feed the captain before he fell too. Zoro took a nap after only a dozen glasses of sake, leaving Nami to drink twice that much. Usopp and Sanji were too overwhelmed by the company of 'eager' women and too fainted. Gin also took a nap in between drinking and eating. Nojiko was torn away from her little sister and fainted from only half a dozen drinks. Alvida was enjoying everyone riding her frictionless skin like kids on a playground until she fell to too much excitement. Finally, Kaya felt tired from all the fun and napped against Usopp's back, ignoring everyone pointing it out.

But, while the hosts were plotting how to secretly steal and silence this pirate crew, a 'couple' of pirates had other plans.

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Nami woke up with one eye, surveying the surroundings. "Coast is clear, what sloppy work." She got up on her feet like a cat from a tree branch. But she did notice one other thing, "What happened to…!?" Nami was interrupted when a pair of hands covered her eyes,

"Guess who~!" Nami smiled and yet didn't answer. She just gently took the hands off her eyes and kissed the man behind her. "Never mind." Luffy said and kissed his girlfriend again, not that Nami minded.

"I knew that you were too smart for these losers." Nami remarked and gave another kiss. Some of that stuff from the drinking contest was making her hot not only under the collar but behind the legs. The kissing was only making her even more excited. They both laughed to see nipples stiffing under Nami's shirt and a budge in Luffy's shorts. "And about the treasure…"

"All on board and locked up." Luffy immediately responded while playfully nibbling on Nami's earlobes, which made Nami moan and giggle even more intense. "All the food is stashed away. All the firearms are broke and useless and no one messed with the ship. And Zoro is having his fun outside and the others are knocked out cold." Luffy continued, placing Nami's hand on his crotch, letting her fondle it while she let him do the same to her chest. All this was building up the pressure and pleasure until Luffy expertly traced a finger down Nami's spine until it reached her womanhood.

"Fuck~!" Nami didn't care if she was heard outside, the feeling shook her very being. "Enough teasing!" Luffy was forced down without resistance and Nami, on top, started to strip while Luffy joined her. Soon enough, both of them were in their birthday suits, kissing each other with the passion of a couple in love. "Rock my world, my King~!"

Lemons Begins!

"As your wish, my queen~!" Luffy played along and gently pulled in Nami close. He pressed his nose into her head, taking in the smooth hair threads and lingering shampoo. His hands were gliding along without restriction and with skill that made Nami shiver. Of course, she didn't want to miss out on her own fun. Nami definitely enjoyed to rub her soft hands against the rugged skin of her lover and smeared her face right into his chest to feel the increasing heartbeat from it all.

"Mmph~!" Nami started to moan where she was when Luffy eventually caressed her ass, with both hands. She had to bite her lip at this because it could only mean one thing. When she felt it, her womanhood getting attacked, Nami screamed a muffle in Luffy's hairy chest. It was powerful, enough to make her truly shake like a leaf in the wind. Yet she felt Luffy's strong but gentle hand grasps the back of her head. It helped her look up to a naughty but sexy smile before Nami saw that his other hand was soaked. Nami smelled it, it was her love juices.

"Want some? I am sharing~!" Luffy asked in a deep tone before slowly licking his hand clean and almost instantly, Nami joined him. She couldn't believe that she came on a man's hand and now she was licking her own juices while the man in question was enjoying them too. Nami saw that the fingers were now wet with saliva and thought to clean it with her mouth. Yet Luffy used a finger from his clean hand to stop her on the forehead. "Why these when there is one much bigger~? Just take a look~!"

Nami got what Luffy was saying and once she turned down, she felt herself turn to mush. It was hardly a mushroom, more like a tree root from a stump. And it was all hers to hold. "Enjoy, my queen." One more push was all it took for Nami drop to her knees to taste the marvel before her.

It was thick, heavy and sticky but Nami couldn't care less. Even with both hands, it was hard to hold and hard to lift. For one belonging to a rubber man, it felt more like regular human skin and was still tough. It still smelled like musk, luring Nami in like honey or perfume. At last, her tongue met and Nami got to work.

She licked, from top to bottom and back again. Nami tried to wrap her tongue around every square inch of this king-sized cock. She knew that she was getting to her man by the twitch and moaning through stiff lips. Luffy is trying to act like he can't feel it but Nami was going to show her man that she is woman enough for a king. After enough licking, she grasped it tightly and kissed the tip. Nami tasted what could be the pre-cum and it was divine, she wanted more.

The top of the cock was big, big enough to stretch her mouth but Nami was not scared. She rubbed it against her lips and cheeks until the tip finally entered her mouth. "Ahh~! D-damn~!" Nami heard that loud and clear; Luffy finally felt her mouth on his cock. This got her to use her tongue again but while instead her mouth to further stimulate the tip. Luffy tried to hold it in after the sudden rush from his girl's mouth but the tip was budging. Just one more rush will break the dam. And Nami knew just what to do; she positioned herself, with the experience of her grace and agility, to force the cock through her throat!

"GAHHHAH~!" Luffy felt the pleasure numbing him when it hit and all the pressure building up had shot right out, down Nami's throat and into her belly. The girl in question was trying to take in deep breath through her nose to not suffocate but she also enjoyed the junk going like a rapid river into her stomach. It was making her belly feel warm and full, like after a huge delicious meal. Yet the main dish had yet the come, it was now time for something they both could enjoy.

Nami heard the familiar sound of rubber stretching before feeling hands on her legs and the sudden jerk, turning her body to be parallel to Luffy's. Yet she was not upside down or on the cold ground, Luffy was. Before Nami could finish processing about what just happened, her woman was attacked again. She realized that they were doing the 69 and the giant cock still in her mouth was still hard.

Luffy didn't stir or falter in licking the entrance to Nami's womb, while the latter was struggling to focus on her part. Yet despite the sudden jolt along with the salty tears and snot dribbling down her mouth without stop, Nami felt like the happiest girl in the world. She kept sucking and licking at the giant cock while taking the catch to smell the giant balls attached as well as rub the rock-hard thighs that were just ripping with pure manly muscle. It was too much, Nami felt like she was going to lose her sanity to the sensory overload.

It was at that moment when Nami felt it again, the sudden stream of sperm down the throat. She lost it and felt herself spraying without hold. It was like she was featherweight, just lying on her man, even when his arms extended and switched her to cuddle in. Once they turned to face eye-to-eye, not a word was uttered before their lips meant with passion. Nami didn't even care about smelling herself on Luffy's face. And instead of disgusted at the sight, or Luffy's tongue extending to the length of a frog's, it made Nami feel horny again.

"Thanks for the foreplay, my queen. But I am about to lose myself to all this teasing, are you ready~?" Luffy whispered in her ear, giving off small puffs of breath against the earlobe. Nami felt what could be static, surges on her nervous system canals. And she is loving it. Who knows, Nami might get addicted to it.

"Shut up and fuck me." Nami mumbled at how playful and sexy this was and got a bit impatient. Still, her smile meant that she was up for the real deal. All she could do was remember the size and girth, the tree root itself, before she was pierced in one thrust. "AHH~! AHH~! FUCK~! FUCK, FUCK, AND FUCK~!" Nami could only say so, it was too much to focus away from.

Luffy only lost himself in the pleasure before starting the rhyme of thrusting, moaning at how warm and tight his penis was wrapped. Nami groaned and gasped, feeling helpless to the feeling of raw strength penetrating her womanhood. Yet they still wanted more. They rubbed, fondled and groped. They tried to feel every square inch of each other while still at the main event. They tried different positions to also explore; their favorite was when Luffy will stand with bent knees while carrying Nami in a hover distance above the floor. But the pleasure sucked out the feeling in their legs and they collapsed on the cold floor; that still didn't stop them.

"FUCK~!"

"AAH~!"

That signaled the release and load into the womb, and both pirates fell to the cold floor. They felt their lungs grasping for air and smelled the salty sweat drip down. Yet the monkey was taken by surprise when the cat pushed him to the ground and mounted him. "I am not done yet, my King~! Are you up for more~!?" Nami's seductive smile awoke the fire in Luffy and she felt it get stiff inside her before, "KYAA~!"

Luffy grabbed Nami's hands with his own, moved his hips up and shot his member another foot long, right into Nami's center. After being paralyzed for a bit, Nami leaned down to give another passionate kiss. The tears, snot and drool from that rush and previous foreplay had dripped onto Luffy's face but he didn't care.

After a several moments that went by in a flash, the same feeling erupted once again and they both did their release. This time, Nami settled on something warmer than the floor; both comfortably soft yet seductively hard at the same time. "I... I can't feel my legs…" Nami said with a tone of both discomfort and disappointment yet her face was still blissfully happy and hungry for more.

Yet the worst part was while Nami is just about spent, the same cannot be said about her man and especially the part that makes him a man. 'I am not enough for him. He can't go with just one.' Nami thought to herself, realizing that somethings are too good to be true. Yet before she can speak of her thoughts, "EEP~!"

(This part of the story is more extreme, even for most M-rated Fanfics. My apologizes for cutting it right here.)

Lemon Ends!

"I can't believe you two." Zoro said with a true deadpan tone while his captain and the navigator ignored that. After how the battle against a hundred bounty hunters ended with a knockout blast, the trio settled on that same rooftop. "I get that we are pirates but seriously?" Despite that, Luffy still poured him another serving of the beverage that was pillaged from the town's winery storage. Zoro prefers sake, nothing too fancy, but this stuff was good enough for a night of fighting a hundred bounty hunters.

And while Zoro was enjoying the good drink, Nami whispered in her boyfriend's ear. "…and I am serious about it, Luffy. I don't mind, one bit." Luffy tried to hold back a trail of blood coming out of his nose. It was something that Luffy couldn't even dreamed of but he told himself that Nami did mean what she said right before Zoro joined them again.

End of Chapter 1.

*Thank you for tuning in! Remember, this is a spinoff to fill in those scenes that I could only tease about as I still wish to keep the original story T-rated. Since I rated this story M instead, I can safely publish these scenes. I may have lost my touch since I haven't made one in quite the while. Just let me know!

{I have changed this chapter upon reflection. I will try to reframe from pushing the envelope with my lemons. I promise that I will do much more steamy details in the next lemon and keep it within the limits.}

And with this, I will get to work on the next Chapter to Deadly Drinking Pirate and try to update my other latest works. Summer is getting closer so stay tuned!*