I decided Aphmau fanfictions needed to get a little messed up. This is my FanFucktion, which is not for yyoung readers. Also, I'd not read it if you don't like ridiculous, all over the place issues. Violence: Yes. Language: Minor Cursing(not really) Strong: Strongest piece, :D! I now present...
FanFucktion
It was a dark and stormy night, okay maybe it wasn't stormy. Or raining. Or dark. Or night. But it was just a day alright, gosh people. Tough Crowd. Phoenix Drop villagers have stayed cooped up in houses, not bothering to leave. Garroth of course comes out, Because he has to be at EVERYTHING! CAN GARROTH TAKE A BREAK?! Okay, Dante comes out, heading to Aphmau's house. She of course is not awake, but in bed with a book. Then a bunch of bombs rained into town, killing only Paula. The villager no one knew about, Go figure. What? Not what you thought was gonna happen? I investigated that in my trip to Phoenix Drop. It was all Javan's fault. Javan was Garroth, Zane, and Vylad's cousin. No one knew about him either, so he married Paula. Dante just shook it off and went into Aphmau's house. Zoey was on the floor, even though nothing happened. "Hey Dante." She said. "Hey Zoey. Is Aphmau up?" He asked. Zoey pointed towards the basement. "Dante? What the hell are you doing in my basement?" Aphmau asked. "Um. Hell is happening in the village. Someone is having super moody potty grouchy grumpy time today." Haha haha, Dante always makes me laugh. Anyway, get serious. Aphmau looked out the window of her basement, she saw the nether, or hell. Then a slime popped up. "Aren't slimes in the overworld and magma cubes in the nether?" Aphmau asked. "Why the fuck did you ask me that question? YAS!" Aphmau gave Dante the death gla- I JUST CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! I AM LAUGHING MORE THAN I SHOULD RIGHT NOW! She gives him the death glare after he asks her why the fuck she asked him something? My gosh. Tough Crowd in Phoenix Drop. Aphmau is getting steamy. My tongue hurts. "Aphmau, my tongue hurts." Brendan said, appearing from the stairs random smoke for dramatic effect. Are me and Brendan psychicly linked? "Well, go see Donna than!" She said, pushing him up the stairs. The window opened and Aphmau got sucked out of the basement with Dante and Garroth, who just showed up with the gayest sweaters ever. Aphmau than realized that she was in Australia. "Dante, we are literally at the bottom of the world." Hahaha. She thinks she's at the bottom of the world, she could probably swim there from Tasmania with enough energy. Bottom of the world. Pa-lease.
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