The Kankers Return, just sit there and read the F*ING fanfic okay! I dont NEED a disclaimer! it's called FANFICTION dot net for a REASON, you dont NEED to put the dang disclaimer! Sorry for the behavior, enjoy the show, before the show, a few previews

The Following PREVIEW has been rated FE- for Funny Eds

He thought he was an ordinary boy...

Edd: I'll get you some cupcakes Dudley! Just SHUT UP!

Living in an ordinary cul-de-sac...

He checked the weather, cloudy with a chance of... OWLS?!

He was wrong...

Ed: My name's, uh, Runoold Westley? *Takes out card from his pocket* Oh, Ron-ald Weas-ley.

Edd: I'm Harry, Harry Pott-Ed.

HARRY POTT-ED, AND THE SORCERER'S JAWBREAKER, RATED PG, FOR CRUDE HUMOR, OWLS, MAGIC CRAP, STUPIDITY, COMIC GENIUS, AND JAWBREAKERS

Hey kids!

Kids:WAAAT?!

It's time for the show, Jimmy you didn't have to pee into that cup, the preview's there for a reason!

Jimmy: I peed into this up for nuttin? *throws cup over shoulder and hits Marie Kanker*

Marie: AAAGH! WIMP PEE!

Edd: What?

Marie: err, nevermind. *washes pee off* ROLL DA FILM!

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-The Kankers return, part 1, Departing Prologue-

In the VERY disgusting trailer park

Ed: Didn't we all see the trailer?

Sarah: SHUSH! THE MOVIE STARTED!

-Kankers' trailer-

"But moooom!" Began Lee irritably, "We don't WANNA move!"

"They're pulling down the trailer park tomorrow!" Said Milleeay Kanker, the Kankers' mother, "I called a cab, they told me they could move us to Canada within 2 hours, be happy this guy charges a dime a minute! otherwise I wouldn't have any shopping money to stash in this house!"

"Trailer!" Corrected Lee, "And what about our poor boyfriends?"

"Big Ed's going to be so sad that I'm gone." Said May, with puppy dog eyes.

"Grr, Fine, make it snappy th-" The 3 Kanker sisters blew out of the room as though they were wearing rocket packs, "-ough, aah, teenagers."

-Ed's backyard-

"Eddy, are you telling me you want to rebuild the sauna scam?" Edd asked, irritated.

"You got me right Double D." Said Eddy, "It's winter now and thus we need to make people, HOTTAH."

"A week from Christmas, please give it a break, Eddy!" Said Edd, "The last thing we need now is a Kanker ambush, well, first we'll need-"

"YAHOO!" Yelled Marie as she hopped onto Edd, knocking him over.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF ED'S BASEMENT IS GOING ON?" Yelled Eddy as Lee jumped onto him.

"We're saying our goodbyes cutiepie!" Said Lee as she put lipstick on.

"DOUBLE D HELP M- wait, goodbyes?" Eddy looked around at Edd, but he was already knocked out in Marie's arms, lipstick all over his face.

"We're moving to Canada because they're tearing down the trailer park." Said May, while she clinged onto Ed's jacket as said Ed runs around in circles.

"GET IT OFF!" He screamed.

Eddy said, "Wai-!" There was a squishy feeling and a flash of red and young Eddy was lying on the ground as the kankers left the backyard with their heads hung and sobbing, a piece of paper with Marie's kissmark and handwriting lay on the ground, Eddy picked said paper up, "Hey Double D I think this is for you." He looked over and saw Edd just getting up.

"Are they gone?" he asked, "I was playing dead."

"They're gone, but they left a parting note." Eddy handed Edd the note he found on the ground, he read aloud:

--Dear Eds, PLEASE meet us at 8:00 AM at the trailer park, you might see some wrecking balls but don't mind them, come with your full attention I need to give Double D one last thing before we leave.

-Love (I hope) Marie--

Double D had a stern look on his face, he looked up from the note and two words escaped his lips "We're going."

Eddy stood there, jaw wide open, "Doubl-!"

"EDDY I'M TIRED OF YOUR QUESTIONING WE'RE GOING AND THAT IS FINAL!" Edd's face had gone a shade of scarlet, then he stomped off into the snow

-16 hours later, at the trailer park-

Ed and Eddy approached the trailer park with fear as Edd walked ahead of them, "Honestly, they're LEAVING, can't you just suck it up for once?"

"FINE!" Eddy wailed grumpily.

The Eds saw the Kankers and their mother waiting in front of their trailer, May practically weeping, Lee's hair that covered her eyes was soaked in clear warm liquid, Marie stood there, eye make-up wet and runny.

"Pleasure to meet you Mrs. K!" Eddy said with a forced smile.

"Excuse me Marie?" Said Edd, approaching Marie, "You said in the note there was something you wanted to give me?" Without a word Marie jumped onto Edd, stuffed something into his coat pocket, kissed Double D only once this time, but on the lips, and walked into the trailer.

Eddy couldn't believe it but he almost saw his sock-headed friend smile, and maybe even mouth the words 'i love you', he looked over to Ed to see if he had noticed too but he was occupied with me who was clinging onto him practically making a life-sized replica of niagra falls with how much she was crying, Lee gave her a very heavy look and she let go, all three Kankers (and their mother) walked into the cab to Canada and drove away with their trailer.

At this point you'd think that the Eds would go home and celebrate, but all that happened is that Edd began to cry a bit, tears were streaming down his eyes, he turned to Eddy and whispered "Peach Creek will never be the same without those three girls."

"What'd Marie put in your pocket?" Asked Eddy.

"I haven't a clue..." Said Edd as he reached into his coat pocket, and pulled out a brass key with chipping red paint, the Eds just stared at it with confusion, they couldn't linger any longer though, as a large bang against the Kankers' old trailer spot told them it was time to leave immediately.