This is my 2nd invader zim story! I hope that you enjoy this really well! It's not a waste of time!
INVADER ZIM STRIKES BACK
AHGHGHGH! I need some power! I need to torture those stupid people! I really can't believe that they did that! They will pay! I know that they are going to pay for what they did to me! GIR! Get out here! Yes, master? I want you to put on your disguise and I want you to go get me some chocolate bubblegum! WHY?? Because I want to know what it tastes like! NO! It's my chocolate bubblegum! You cannot
Have any! Then Gir looked out the window and then he saw some kid eating chocolate bubblegum!! OHHHHHH, I can't believe that kid is also eating it! I'm
the only one who should be eating it! DARN! Now, I want to eat so much that I will be bloated!
Soooooo, Gir, went off to get some bubblegum while I just stayed home trying to make up a plan about how I would get those pictures back!
Gir then came home with the chocolate bubblegum and I tried to take some, and Gir got mad and took it back! He has a LOT of nerve to do that! I do not have a good life now! I GET PICTURES TAKEN WHEN I AM IN MY IRKEN FORM, I DON'T GET ANY CHOCOLATE BUBBLEGUM, AND THE TALLEST WON'T TAKE MY TRANSMISSION'S ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! That's very annoying. I have to focus! I can't keep this up any more!! I need to go back to Irk and focus *at the teleport pit * OK, I will come back some other time, OHHH, I hope that the almighty tallest will not get mad at me! *whimper, panic…. * * TRANSPORT * Whew! Am I back on Irk? I think I am!
Hmmm, now to watch out for the tallest. UH OH, I think I hear them coming! * RUN AND HIDE * SO, what are we going to do now? We have gotten mad at zim already, we have looked at the invaders and how they are doing their job, what do we do now? I don't know, but we could always check on zim and see how he's doing. Nah, zim isn't a real invader, he's just a fool…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HUH??? I am a foooooooooooooooooool? I am not a fool, am I? *sigh sigh * I guess that I am a fool! If I am a fool, then I am not going to go back to Earth. I don't appreciate that at all! I knew that the almighty tallest never liked me because I did that stuff in operation opending Doom I. Just because I did SOME damage, it dosen't mean that they should call me a fool! Isn't that right Gir? Oh, I forgot, Gir isn't here. Maybe I am a fool, but I did put the fire's out! I didn't make them worse at all! HUMPH! The tallest are all wrong! I am not a fool! I WILL GO STRAIGHT UP TO THEM AND TELL THEM! OKKK, I will do that! *march march * MY SO CALLED TALLEST!! ZIMMMMMMM?
Yes, that's my name, do NOT wear it out. ZIM, why are you here? I am here because I want to know if you u guys called me a freak or not! DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT? Well, uh um, we did…I mean didn't call you a freak, why would we do that? You are a normal invader just like the rest of the invaders. You see? NO! I don't see this time! You did NOT fool me this time! HEH, you are not going to make me go back to Earth to! Zim…Yes, my tallest? Go back to E..A..R..T..H. Yes, my tallest. NO! I am not going to listen to you anymore! You do NOT treat me like an invader! You treat all the other invader's nicely, but not me! NOO, not little Zim huh? I demand to be treated equally! I want to be treated like a normal invader!!!!!!!!!!!! Got that?
UH UM, Zim, you cannot order us around like that! We are supposed to be the ones ordering you around GOT THAT? UH UM, NO! I don't want to be pushed around anymore! I want to be treated equally! HUMPH! TREATED EQUALLY! You hear me? EQUALLY! Got it? Yes, zim, we "got" it. Ok then! I WILL HEAD BACK DOWN TO EARTH, BUT WHEN I COME BACK, EQUALLY, REMEMBER THAT! E q u a l l y. *transport back down to earth *
GIR! I'M HOME! GIR? Where are you? Gir, can u hear me? GIRRRRRRR? Uh oh, something is wrong, gir is not answering me! That's bad, maybe, the kids are in my lab, looking at all my stuff, * GASP!! * I gotta go down there, and go take a look! SURRRPRISE MASTER!! You said that you would NEVER get scared, but I proved you wrong! HEHEHEEH, GIR BE QUIET! I was not scared and I am very MAD at you! Now, go get me a piece of bubblegum got it? NOOOOOO, my gum, no your gum! MY GUM! MY GUM MY gum, NO! GIR, I want some gum now or else you will pay for being such an inso lent fool! GOT IT ROBOT MAN? Ummmmmmm, I don't know what you just said, but NO gum for you!
WHAT?????? You dare say NO to an invader? I just told the almighty tallest to respect me and you will respect me to! GOT IT? No, I will not pespect you! HEHE, I am going to watch the dirty monkey show! LALALALA. GRRRRRRRRR, Yes, master? NO I AM NOT CALLING YOU! Grrr, I need to focus more! UGHGHG, I need chocolate bubblegum NOW! GIR GET OVER HERE NOW GIR NOW! Master, I am watching the TV system. GIR! Stop wasting your brain on that system! Wait a minute, Gir dosen't even have a real brain. Heehee. Okay gir, you just keep watching that thing, I am going down to the lab okay? I am going to rest and I do not want you to bother me and do not let anyone in the house! Ok, master.
*DOWN IN THE LAB * Ahhhh, now I can rest and not have any worries! This show is really exciting, that monkey can really stand there! Hheee. A day to relax, I don't have to do any work today, because today is a Sunday. AHAHHHHHHHHhhhh, tomorrow is a skool day! Oh my gosh! I don't wanna go to skool! I hate it! I wish that it would just go away! * MONDAY MORNING * GRUNT GRUNT, I hate going to skool! AGGGGGGGGGG, I wish that it would just go away! I hate the people in class, I hate the teacher, I hate Dib, I hate lunch, I hate everything about skool! * AT SKOOL* Ok class, skool district says that our school is to boring, we need to do something. So, I have decided to make a skool play, it is about Romeo and Juliet!
I need some of you pitiful slaves to try out for the parts. OH, forget it, I'll choose the parts, Zim, you have a big part, you will be playing Romeo. None of out girls want to be Juliet, so a boy will have to play Juliet. Dib, YOU will play Juliet! But, wait, MsBitters, dosen't Juliet have to kiss Romeo? YES BOY! OH MY GOSH! And ms.bitters, who again is playing Romeo? Zim is playing Romeo. AHHHHHHH! I have to kiss the alien? NO WAY! I am NOT playing Romeo not matter what! I am not going to kiss the alien! NUH UHN! NO WAY! NO! Dib, you have to play Juliet. No other girl wants to! So, you have to. AHHHH! NO WAY! TOOOOOOO BAD! I am not even going to be in the play! NUH UNH! *DIB RUNS HOME * HEY ! Gaz, guess what? What? You wish that you were never born? GEEZ! No way! I was glad that I was born! That way I could hunt alien's like ZIM! Anyways, I need you to paly Juliet for me in the stupid skool play.. *GAZ LAUGHS * You wish, Dib. I am not even going to be in the play!
I pity you Dib. You didn't have to play Juliet if you just didn't stay thre when ms.Bitters was assingning the parts! You could have just been in the bathroom like me! Sorry, DIBBBBBBBBB! I pity you. I pity you….*ZIM TALKING TO MS.BITTERS * I am not going to be Romeo or whatever you call him ! TOOOOOOO bad for you! HARUMPH! Zim, you have to be him, or else who will? NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! *ZIM AT HOMETALKING TO GIR * Gir, do you like to act out things? OH YAH, I like to act as the dirty monkey! Hehehe. Then, can you, please act somebody for me? I want you to act as this person named ummmm something! Ummmm, I don't know, the dirty monkey show marathon is today! 9 hours!!!!!!! Hehe, I really like it! I don't think that I want to help you master! SOWWIE! I just can't miss the dirty monkey marathon!!!!! I just love that show sooo much! Sorry master! UGHGHGH, FINE THEN! WHO NEEDS YOU?! I'll just make Ms.Bitters forget about the stupid play! AHAHAHAHHA, no one can outsmart an INvader like...me! I will just go to her brain and delete the knowledge that is in her brain. At least, I think that she has a brain! She should not notice, now a way tp get into her body! It will be nasty inside her body because she is a nasty grown-up! I still say that it was also nsty in Dib's body. OH WELLLLLL.........I'll find some way.
READ MY NEXT STORY AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS. I'LL POST IT AND YOU CAN REVIEW IT!
~PaRaNoRmAL DiB~
INVADER ZIM STRIKES BACK
AHGHGHGH! I need some power! I need to torture those stupid people! I really can't believe that they did that! They will pay! I know that they are going to pay for what they did to me! GIR! Get out here! Yes, master? I want you to put on your disguise and I want you to go get me some chocolate bubblegum! WHY?? Because I want to know what it tastes like! NO! It's my chocolate bubblegum! You cannot
Have any! Then Gir looked out the window and then he saw some kid eating chocolate bubblegum!! OHHHHHH, I can't believe that kid is also eating it! I'm
the only one who should be eating it! DARN! Now, I want to eat so much that I will be bloated!
Soooooo, Gir, went off to get some bubblegum while I just stayed home trying to make up a plan about how I would get those pictures back!
Gir then came home with the chocolate bubblegum and I tried to take some, and Gir got mad and took it back! He has a LOT of nerve to do that! I do not have a good life now! I GET PICTURES TAKEN WHEN I AM IN MY IRKEN FORM, I DON'T GET ANY CHOCOLATE BUBBLEGUM, AND THE TALLEST WON'T TAKE MY TRANSMISSION'S ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! That's very annoying. I have to focus! I can't keep this up any more!! I need to go back to Irk and focus *at the teleport pit * OK, I will come back some other time, OHHH, I hope that the almighty tallest will not get mad at me! *whimper, panic…. * * TRANSPORT * Whew! Am I back on Irk? I think I am!
Hmmm, now to watch out for the tallest. UH OH, I think I hear them coming! * RUN AND HIDE * SO, what are we going to do now? We have gotten mad at zim already, we have looked at the invaders and how they are doing their job, what do we do now? I don't know, but we could always check on zim and see how he's doing. Nah, zim isn't a real invader, he's just a fool…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HUH??? I am a foooooooooooooooooool? I am not a fool, am I? *sigh sigh * I guess that I am a fool! If I am a fool, then I am not going to go back to Earth. I don't appreciate that at all! I knew that the almighty tallest never liked me because I did that stuff in operation opending Doom I. Just because I did SOME damage, it dosen't mean that they should call me a fool! Isn't that right Gir? Oh, I forgot, Gir isn't here. Maybe I am a fool, but I did put the fire's out! I didn't make them worse at all! HUMPH! The tallest are all wrong! I am not a fool! I WILL GO STRAIGHT UP TO THEM AND TELL THEM! OKKK, I will do that! *march march * MY SO CALLED TALLEST!! ZIMMMMMMM?
Yes, that's my name, do NOT wear it out. ZIM, why are you here? I am here because I want to know if you u guys called me a freak or not! DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT? Well, uh um, we did…I mean didn't call you a freak, why would we do that? You are a normal invader just like the rest of the invaders. You see? NO! I don't see this time! You did NOT fool me this time! HEH, you are not going to make me go back to Earth to! Zim…Yes, my tallest? Go back to E..A..R..T..H. Yes, my tallest. NO! I am not going to listen to you anymore! You do NOT treat me like an invader! You treat all the other invader's nicely, but not me! NOO, not little Zim huh? I demand to be treated equally! I want to be treated like a normal invader!!!!!!!!!!!! Got that?
UH UM, Zim, you cannot order us around like that! We are supposed to be the ones ordering you around GOT THAT? UH UM, NO! I don't want to be pushed around anymore! I want to be treated equally! HUMPH! TREATED EQUALLY! You hear me? EQUALLY! Got it? Yes, zim, we "got" it. Ok then! I WILL HEAD BACK DOWN TO EARTH, BUT WHEN I COME BACK, EQUALLY, REMEMBER THAT! E q u a l l y. *transport back down to earth *
GIR! I'M HOME! GIR? Where are you? Gir, can u hear me? GIRRRRRRR? Uh oh, something is wrong, gir is not answering me! That's bad, maybe, the kids are in my lab, looking at all my stuff, * GASP!! * I gotta go down there, and go take a look! SURRRPRISE MASTER!! You said that you would NEVER get scared, but I proved you wrong! HEHEHEEH, GIR BE QUIET! I was not scared and I am very MAD at you! Now, go get me a piece of bubblegum got it? NOOOOOO, my gum, no your gum! MY GUM! MY GUM MY gum, NO! GIR, I want some gum now or else you will pay for being such an inso lent fool! GOT IT ROBOT MAN? Ummmmmmm, I don't know what you just said, but NO gum for you!
WHAT?????? You dare say NO to an invader? I just told the almighty tallest to respect me and you will respect me to! GOT IT? No, I will not pespect you! HEHE, I am going to watch the dirty monkey show! LALALALA. GRRRRRRRRR, Yes, master? NO I AM NOT CALLING YOU! Grrr, I need to focus more! UGHGHG, I need chocolate bubblegum NOW! GIR GET OVER HERE NOW GIR NOW! Master, I am watching the TV system. GIR! Stop wasting your brain on that system! Wait a minute, Gir dosen't even have a real brain. Heehee. Okay gir, you just keep watching that thing, I am going down to the lab okay? I am going to rest and I do not want you to bother me and do not let anyone in the house! Ok, master.
*DOWN IN THE LAB * Ahhhh, now I can rest and not have any worries! This show is really exciting, that monkey can really stand there! Hheee. A day to relax, I don't have to do any work today, because today is a Sunday. AHAHHHHHHHHhhhh, tomorrow is a skool day! Oh my gosh! I don't wanna go to skool! I hate it! I wish that it would just go away! * MONDAY MORNING * GRUNT GRUNT, I hate going to skool! AGGGGGGGGGG, I wish that it would just go away! I hate the people in class, I hate the teacher, I hate Dib, I hate lunch, I hate everything about skool! * AT SKOOL* Ok class, skool district says that our school is to boring, we need to do something. So, I have decided to make a skool play, it is about Romeo and Juliet!
I need some of you pitiful slaves to try out for the parts. OH, forget it, I'll choose the parts, Zim, you have a big part, you will be playing Romeo. None of out girls want to be Juliet, so a boy will have to play Juliet. Dib, YOU will play Juliet! But, wait, MsBitters, dosen't Juliet have to kiss Romeo? YES BOY! OH MY GOSH! And ms.bitters, who again is playing Romeo? Zim is playing Romeo. AHHHHHHH! I have to kiss the alien? NO WAY! I am NOT playing Romeo not matter what! I am not going to kiss the alien! NUH UHN! NO WAY! NO! Dib, you have to play Juliet. No other girl wants to! So, you have to. AHHHH! NO WAY! TOOOOOOO BAD! I am not even going to be in the play! NUH UNH! *DIB RUNS HOME * HEY ! Gaz, guess what? What? You wish that you were never born? GEEZ! No way! I was glad that I was born! That way I could hunt alien's like ZIM! Anyways, I need you to paly Juliet for me in the stupid skool play.. *GAZ LAUGHS * You wish, Dib. I am not even going to be in the play!
I pity you Dib. You didn't have to play Juliet if you just didn't stay thre when ms.Bitters was assingning the parts! You could have just been in the bathroom like me! Sorry, DIBBBBBBBBB! I pity you. I pity you….*ZIM TALKING TO MS.BITTERS * I am not going to be Romeo or whatever you call him ! TOOOOOOO bad for you! HARUMPH! Zim, you have to be him, or else who will? NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! *ZIM AT HOMETALKING TO GIR * Gir, do you like to act out things? OH YAH, I like to act as the dirty monkey! Hehehe. Then, can you, please act somebody for me? I want you to act as this person named ummmm something! Ummmm, I don't know, the dirty monkey show marathon is today! 9 hours!!!!!!! Hehe, I really like it! I don't think that I want to help you master! SOWWIE! I just can't miss the dirty monkey marathon!!!!! I just love that show sooo much! Sorry master! UGHGHGH, FINE THEN! WHO NEEDS YOU?! I'll just make Ms.Bitters forget about the stupid play! AHAHAHAHHA, no one can outsmart an INvader like...me! I will just go to her brain and delete the knowledge that is in her brain. At least, I think that she has a brain! She should not notice, now a way tp get into her body! It will be nasty inside her body because she is a nasty grown-up! I still say that it was also nsty in Dib's body. OH WELLLLLL.........I'll find some way.
READ MY NEXT STORY AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS. I'LL POST IT AND YOU CAN REVIEW IT!
~PaRaNoRmAL DiB~