Christmas Medley
Author's Note: A series of Christmas songfics from all sorts of Movies enjoy.
Author's Note 2: This song is from Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights one of my favorite Christmas movies done by Adam Sandler the song is sung by the movies protagonist Davy Stone and the only person that suits this song is none other than the boss from the Saints Row series so enjoy I guess. Ps this is set before the Saint's get abducted by Zinyak.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything that we'll be in this story they all belong to their original owners.
Summary: Ever wonder what your favorite characters from your favorite franchises do for the Holidays join everyone from every TV show, video game, and Movie as they sing one of your Christmas songs.
It's the night before Christmas and The Saint's were getting ready for the time of Yule will all the Saints except the boss he was somewhere in Dc downing himself in Chinese food.
"If that's everything for the night Mr. President I'll give you the check and you can be on your way" the waiter that was serving The Boss said with a Chinese Accent.
"Hold on for minute there's just one more thing I need to do before I need to do before I leave" The Boss said then let out a loud and long burp causing everyone present to look at him in disgust.
Once he was through the people who was present with were still looking at him with disgust ridden all their faces.
"Good Job now excuse me while I'll go take shower" the waiter said disgusted while placing the check on the table before heading in the other direction. Once the waiter was gone the boss picked up the check and tossed it aside the left the restaurant.
Once he was out of the place two cops drove up to him in their police car and got out.
"Good evening Mr. President Hope you're not causing trouble or anything" The Police Officer said.
"Oh no officer I was just getting ready to leave" The boss said then continued walking down the street to The White House completely forgetting about the officers.
However he stopped mid walk when the waiter from the Chinese Restaurant came out and started shouting.
"HE DITCH, HE GONE AND SCREWED ME, HE TRIPLE SKEB ME" he ranted.
"What?" One of the officers questioned confused.
"He no pay for his food" The waiter said.
"Oh Boy" The Boss said and took off running not looking back.
"Somebody stop that guy" one of the officers from earlier said.
As he was running the Boss started to sing to himself without knowing it or without a single warning.
"I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday so I drink 'em all away that's me."
This was all true growing up in Stillwater without any parents to celebrate the holidays with had turned The Boss into a mere Scrooge with a sad past.
"I don't decorate no trees and I won't eat no potato latkes but 'I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze that's just who I am."
The cops was still on the boss's tail(no pun intended) but it didn't bother him he just continued to outrun them on a snowboard.
"Well I'll never spin a dreidel but I'll always throw a egg then I'll charley horse your leg for laughs" the boss sang as he threw eggs at 5 pedestrians then gave each of them a charley horse on one of their legs.
"While you're singing your holiday tunes I'm acting like a town buffoon, whipping out my big white scary moon and blowing 'a beef your way "he continued while avoiding the cops.
"I hate gangs who thinks there better than mine, to me their just someone to shoot, I hate love, I hate you, I hate me" the boss sang to himself yes he was able to get in good with with other gangs in his time but The Brotherhood, The Ronin, The Sons of Samdi, and The Morningstar were not one one of them.
"Well I'm car stealin' no tis the season feeling kind of guy (kind of guy) this time of year sucks so I take my guns and make sure every snowman die" The Boss silently scoffed to himself at that he doubt a bullet will pierce anything made out of snow but when had that every stopped him? He then spotted The White House in the distance meaning he was getting close to home and started to finish his song.
"Believing in Santa is all wrong and Chanukah is eight nights to long, I hate love, I hate you, I hate me, I hate love, I hate you, I hate me."
After The finished his song he crashed into the Christmas tree outside of The White House and surrounded by cops and lots of angry citizens.
Author's Note: That's it for the first song next up everyone's favorite half blood wizard wonders why can't he finds his Christmas but at a young age so till next chapter see ya real soon.
Author's Note 2: So what did you think of this did you enjoyed also in case if you were wondering I left the song the way it was I just changed the deer part to Gangs and snowmobile part to car cause you really don't get snowmobiles in the game not even the DLC How The Saints Save Christmas share your thoughts but please don't say nothing bad.