Look What The Cat Dragged In

by PlatinumRoseLady

E/O Challenge: The word is "Cover". An undercover mission that Sam would rather forget, and Dean will ALWAYS remember... sheer crakness ahead!

Title: Look What The Cat Dragged In

Author: PlatinumRoseLady

Disclaimer: Kripke's characters, don't own anyone, yadda yadda yadda

Drabble Challenge Word: "Cover"

Word Count: 100 words. *Give the Word Count feature a slice of Cherry Pie.*

Players: Go to Enkidu07's page, and you'll find all the usual suspects. Resistance is futile – you will be drabbleized.

Spoilers: None. And I'm warning you people right now, this is complete and UTTER crack. Check out the title and Word Count for a hint as to what the story's about.

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Dean opened his wallet, handed Sam the money for the cover charge.

"I feel stupid" Sam said for what had to be the hundredth time that night. "I LOOK stupid."

"Not my fault the ghost only picks Glam Night to attack this club, Sam. And you've got the hair to pull off the undercover stuff."

"I can barely breathe in these leather pants, my eyelashes keep sticking shut from all this mascara…"

"Will you just quit whining and go?!"

"Give me a second."

"What now?"

"My lipstick's crooked."

"Oh, HORRORS, Samantha." Dean grinned. "Hey, that really fits now."

"Jerk."

"Bitch."

AN: PLEASE don't hate me for this one, I just think Glammed-Out!Sam would be beyond edible… I blame my steady diet of 80's/90's Metal and the fact that I am nuttier than a squirrel convention.