Yo yo yo! Ezekiel in the house!
So I'm all for those crazy stories you people like to dream up, but Zeke's a solo man. He doesn't need no girl. So write whatever ya want, but remember that:
Zeke's the best,
No gal can ever please the Z-Master,
I DID NOT die in World Tour.
So stay fresh!
Sincerely,
Ezekiel