"What!" I hissed, with my eyes straight ahead.
POKE!
Dang it! That actually hurt! Geez, what was this guy's problem?
POKE!
A sharp point was jabbed into my back. I hissed in annoyance. Slowly, ever so slowly, I turned around and gave the guy a death glare that could make even the corpses in graves flip over 350 degrees.
"Miss Evans, is something wrong?" My eyes snapped on McGonagall's face.
"No professor," a pause, and then, attempting a puppy dog face, "Should there be?" I must have let the last part slip into a sarcastic sneer because she had swooped down on me in a matter of seconds and demanded in a deadly quiet voice, "Are you sure?"
Man, this woman is batty, 'What got stuck up her arse!"
No, I did not just let that last part out loud about her arse being shoved up with something!
Yep, you guessed it, unfortunately, and apparently, I did say it out loud.
Well, if she had swooped down on me before she had practically landed on me this time (A/K: that sounds somewhat nasty…Eww!) and she didn't miss her target either. Dang. And to think, I was getting so close to getting a perfect score in this class!
In that little millimeter of a second, where I just couldn't keep my mouth shut, my score went completely down the drain. I mentally shrugged, Oh well, could be worse…
"Detention, 8 'o' clock, tonight," with those words, she left me to my doom, plus making me add someone new to my Kill-before-I-leave-Hogwarts list, Even though this list is newly created, I have a feeling I'll be adding to it soon. Like the quill-stabber-in-the-back guy.
Speaking of which, I think killing him after class sounded the best. I gave an evil smirk. He'd die then. I cackled inwardly, I'd have to save the actual mad cackle for when I was locked up in the bathroom, taking a shower.
POKE!
That's when I lost it. I swirled around, my hair whipping my cheek, and hissed, "What!" in a voice that could kill even the most innocent of creatures. And, if McGonagall hadn't been talking about transfiguring kittens into teacups, my voice would have been as loud as an elephant being shot by a machine gun in one side and being stabbed in the other side, while its eyes were picked out by a vulture.
He shrugged, then asked in an overly-casual tone, "Have an extra quill I can borrow?" He held up a quill with the tip completely dull and stained with dry ink.
Then I did something even Peeves would be proud of, I turned around, stared incredulously for a split second, then grabbed my mood-changing ink, screwed the top off at record speed, and then poured the scarlet ink that was now changing to a deep velvety blue onto his mop-like, black hair and face.
One thing was for sure, shock was definitely apparent on his face.
I couldn't help myself, I giggled. It was just too hilarious. I mean, seriously, his face looked like a deer caught in the headlights and small drips of sapphire ink splattered onto the floor and turned a neutral transparent clear color. His mouth hung open so big that it all but hit the floor and his hazel eyes shone big as saucers.
I laughed a little louder. Soon, faster then I thought, the room was filled in a foreboding silence as I stopped laughing, realizing I was the only one to have laughed. Then someone, I'm not sure who, started the nervous rumble of a chuckle. In next to no time, everyone else was laughing, but not quite as hard as I had done so before, it was morel like an edgy, anxious giggle that everyone seemed to share. After all, some people considered this guy as one of the more popular person in this school. Sadly, whether or not he actually was popular, I didn't even have the faintest clue of his name.
Then I turned around, definitely not a good idea.
"Eva—", before McGonagall could finish saying my nam, I blurted out some dumb excuse about stomach pains or female 'problems', I'm not sure, but whatever it was, it was a fib. I then hurriedly grabbed my stuff and ran past the taken aback Professor McGonagall and out the door. I kept up a fast pace until I was only half a mile from the Hospital Wing. Whew! Never again would I be able to pull do something like that off again…