Plot: Anakin has a call from two quiet, chilling voices in the middle of the night. Little does he know it's Katooni and her partner in crime, Petro.
Anakin Skywalker was woken up in the middle of the night by his beeping comlink.
"Skywalker here."
There were giggles on the other end.
"Hello, Jedi filth." Boomed Petro in his best deep voice. "It appears we've found a little Padawan rat." At this, just like they'd rehearsed, Katooni began making muffled noises.
"If you've hurt her-"
"Well then, our demands should seem quite reasonable."
"What do you want?"
"Twelve Milky Ways, twenty Abba Zabbas, thirty-three Mars Bars, and a fifty-credit coupon to Dex's Diner."
"What the heck?"
"You heard us."
"This is a prank call." Anakin sighed, and turned off the comlink.
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