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Kaito and Shinichi belong to Aoyama Gosho-sensei, not me. If I owned them, I would watch them make out. /p
I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
-Evanescence, "My Immortal"
Ran was calling Shinichi on her cellphone. It wasn't the first time that she was going to have to break the bad news to him. Her brown hair went down her shoulders as usual as she held up the small cellular device, her only connection with her childhood friend who had ultimately disappeared from her life. "Hello, Shinichi..." she said. "I am sorry, but I am going out with Sera and i never told you this... but I always thought you were kind of mean to me, so I am going to go be with my special someone forever instead of waiting for your sorry hide. I have found the one. Good bye Shinichi i mean Conan" Then she stepped out of the detective agency. She went to Wcdonalds to have an amazing dinner date with Sera, her future wife.
Because Shinichi is Conan, he will never be able to tell Ran how he really feels in person and this is really sad. Unless that one blond girl figures out some sort of antidote that lasts for a week and then the fanfiction dies before he even takes it, or worse, some really convoluted stuff happens and the detective boys end up being also 16, this is a total tragedy.
"I am so sad," said Conan, because he cannot be Shinichi, no matter what. Ran dumped him forever. Who will possibly be able to heal his heartache? Who on earth will be the match made in heaven for this poor detective?
"Oh wow look waht we have here" said Kaito who suddenly was sitting in the windowsill. He looked into Conan's eyes. They were raelly, really blue like indescribably (did you know the ancient greeks didnt have a word for blue), like that kind of indescribable.
Conan threw something really hard at him (ex. a brick) because this is clearly not a joke fanfiction and is so serious that the author had to take a break every three paragraphs to make stupid animesque jokes. Then Kaito ate like, 3 candies that were his favorite flavor which was clearly strawberry shortcake deluxe. Kaito really likes candy, this is my headconan and you cant do anyhting about it.
Kaito shook his head (sort of like a dog but more bishounen) and Conan watched as water droplets flew from his head in slow motion because it was raining outside and Kaito is an attractive magician who definitely didnt just fly in on a hang glider and is definitely not kaito kid.
"Youre kaito kid" said conan. "no way" said kaito "i am not anything i am just smoke and mirrors." He winked sarcastically.
"Dont give me that sass kid i will catch you" siad conan and then he took out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed one of his arms to his leg by accident and sat there looking pitiful and completely idiotic. Kaito put his hand on conans head (OH MY GOSH THEY TOUCHED)
PARAGRAPH BREAK. KAITO JUST TOUCHED CONAN ON THE HEAD. IM SCREAMING. okay back 2 the story! rate comment like subscribe follow favorite me!
(OKAY SO KAITO JUST PET CONAN LIKE A DOG) Conan growled because he is mad. Kaito kid laughed and started eating more candy with his other hand. Between like, six lolly pops he said 'ha you couldnt catch me any day of the week even if its childrens day on golden week, a national holiday in our very own nihon" then he stepped out of the window and fell two stories and didnt get hurt. He dropped 1 lolly pop though. Im sorry...
Conan looked out the window at Kaito who was standing there and Kaito whistled (picture woody in toy story 2 wishtling for the dog) and a giant dove flew down from the rooftop and Kaito climbed on its back. It was still raining and the dove didnt want to fly so they just walked down the street. Conan sighed because Kaito is hot and he definitely had just forgotten about Ran forever.