Once upon a time, there was a potato. His name was Sasuke and he was really ugly and hairy and moldy and stinky. And there was a block of cheese, whos name was Itachi. He was a very smexy block of cheese, much better than the potato. The potao was jelous, because the cheese was so hot and smexy, so it decided to attack with it's magical french fries. The cheese fought back with a grater!!!! It was an intense fight, and the ground was covered in shredded french fries. In the end, the cheese was victorious, or so it seemed. The potato randomly appeared over the cheese and body slammed him. Now, he was a slice of cheese instead of a block. I like block cheese more, but sliced is more convienient, don't you think?
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Anyway, the cheese got angry because he wasn't as smexy as he was before (but he was still smexyer than the potato), so he decided to sick his mutant mini blocks of cheese on the potato. The potato screamed and started to melt, until he was just a pile of brown, green, hairy slime. The slime was oh so ugly and everybody hated it because it was hairy and nobody likes hairy things except for Bob, he likes hairy things because he is hairy like man-beast. I've never met man-beast, have you? He sounds pretty cool and very hairy but maybe he's not what if he was bald and he just liked being called man-beast what would happen would we all die? Why is the sky pink? Why do cats fly? Why is Yu-Gi-Oh! so pointless? Why does Lee have Gai's eyebrows? Do they really come in a box? Why is the potato slime staring at me with beady chicken eyes? Oh no, it's coming for me!! AHHHHH-
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