Kevin the Psychic
Kevin munched on his cookie. He was sneaking back to the office after his secret bakery trip. He lived for the cookies there, they gave him his energy. Munch, munch. Kevin continued walking along the sidewalk towards Dunder-Mifflin. It was 5:00, the month was September, and it was COLD. He always ordered fresh, hot pastries there. He continued eating. Unfortunately for him, however, he was so concentrated on his cookie that he didn't notice the rather large patch of ice he was going towards…
"Gee, I wonder if anyone noticed I'm go- WOOOAHHH!" The world seemed to move in slow-motion. His life flashed before his eyes. He could see it all- him eating a donut, Michael getting mad at him for sitting on his papers, him eating a cookie, him doing a belly flop at the corporate pool party, him eating a roll, him and Stanley raiding the vending machine, him eating a cinnabon… and then everything went black.
A phone rang at the office. "Kevin, could you get that?" Dwight asked his overweight coworker. Silence. The phone continued to ring.
"I said, could you get that?" Dwight asked again, annoyance in his voice.
"Kevin, what the he-"Dwight suddenly stopped. Kevin wasn't there.
"Where's Kevin?" Dwight asked to no one in particular.
"I saw him sneaking out earlier," Stanley replied. "What?" he said to all the people glaring at him.
"We have to find him," Pam said, alarmed. They later found Kevin, lying on the sidewalk.
Kevin woke up in the hospital bed, bruised but alive. There was a large bandage wrapped around his head. "Okay, he's awake!" the familiar voice of Phyllis said.
He gripped his head, due to his piercing migraine. Kevin could hear voices far away, talking about him. He couldn't make out all the words, only his name. He did hear that he was being released from the hospital early. Later, after he'd recovered, he was sent home. He was glad to be alive, but he felt slightly… different. He shrugged off the thought and went home to make himself some hot cocoa.
A/N: Oooh, I wonder what is different about him… guess you'll have to wait to find out! Muhahahahaha!