Monster Hunter: It Doesn't Matter

Chapter 1: Devil May Tri

"Crap that was a long fall!" Sean thought as he looked up to see the black hole fading into thin air, leaving him stuck in this place.

"Hm I wonder why this place seems so familiar..." Sean thought as he looked at the cavern before him when a loud roar from behind alerted him.

Yep, he knew where he was as he stared at the Great Jaggi and little Jaggis charging towards him.

"Wait! Great Jaggis are weak to fire!" Sean thought as he grabbed his flamethrower.

"EAT THIS! GNAHHHHHH!" Sean yelled before discovering an inconvienient truth.

The propane tank was gone from his flamethrower along with his other backup tanks.

"HIGH HO SILVER AWAY!" Sean yelled while dashing to some ledges leading upwards. Luckily he was able to avoid being bitten by one of the monsters.

"Piece of piss!" Sean cursed as he stared down a Rathian and Rathalos, with three babies squealing with hunger in the nest behind them.

"Maybe their like T-Rexes! If I don't move they won't see me!" Sean thought as he stayed perfectly still.

But two loud roars told him that it wasn't gonna work.

The Rathalos was the first to charge. Sean, without thinking, jumped on top of it's head, and surprising the Rathalos. He quickly jumped off the tail off the Rathalos and was able to dodge three fireballs that hit the ground he was in seconds before.

"LEAP OF FAITH!" Sean screamed while Superman diving off the cliff.

"WAHHHH!" Sean cried as he fell towards the ground far below.

"I wonder where those two went off" Samantha said as she searched the area for the Rathian and Rathalos she had done quite a bit of damage to with no luck.

"Perhaps they are resting in the nest Sam" her loyal Felyne Sidekick Chewie suggested.

"Probably Chewie" Samantha said while brushing the black hair out of her face before looking up to the nest area. But she didn't suspect for a person to come crashing down on top of her, knocking her on her back and dazing her for a while.

"Wow this woman is hot as hell!" Sean thought as he studied the woman he was lying on top of. Long black hair, emerald green eyes, and also that she was taller than him meant that this was Seans dream woman. But a familiar roar ended Seans fantasizing about the woman and turning his attention to a scary sight. Swooping down from the nest was the Rathalos, going directly after him.

"NOOOO! Sean yelled as he got off of the woman and started heading towards another zone, but was caught in the Rathalos mouth.

"Sam look!" Chewie turned Samanthas attention to the Rathalos carrying Sean in it's mouth back up the mountain.

"We have to help that poor man!" Samantha yelled as she ran towards the Jaggi Nest.

"Right you are my comrade!" Chewie agreed as he followed his friend after the predator and prey.

"NOOOOO!" Sean yelled as he tried to punch the Rathalos nose to drop him as it ignored this and stood over the babies nest.

"GAHHHH!" Sean yelled in pain as he fell in the group of hungry babies as they started chomping on him.

"GET YOUR TEETH OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY BABIES!" Sean yelled as he punched the babies off of him and started limping back to the cliff. But again he was caught under the large talon of the Rathalos as it picked him back up in it's mouth and dropped him back into the nest.

"Nooooooooo..." Sean faintly said as the biting was making him lose lots of blood and weakening him. He slowly fell to the ground as his vision started blurring and fading in and out.

The last thing he heard and saw before he blacked out was a ball landing in front of his face and emitting a bright flash of light and some roars of pain.

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