A/N (Author's Note): Okay, this is my FIRST fanfiction ever posted on so I'm no fanfiction genius. I'm more of an amateur (is that spelled right?). Oh and just saying, I'm writing this on WordPad, so don't bug me about spelling, grammatical, etc. edits. I don't think this thing has a check thingy.

One more thing: don't think I'm gonna update this thing everyday. You do realize I have a life away from the computer. :P Anyway, enough about me; let's get on with the story. :)

DISCLAIMER: I don't own ANY iCarly characters; only the one's I make up.

Also, I DO NOT know if this story was used before. If it was, I'm very sorry if you think I stole your idea. :( I came up with the ideas myself so if there's a fanfic like this, tell me and I'll read it AFTER I finish this - so I won't get any idea from your story. :)

Just sayin'...this is SAM'S POV...if you don't realize it. :3 (Sorry if Sam doesn't sound EXACTLY like she would regularly sound; I'm no Sam genius!)

You're probably like okay when's this girl gonna start writing the freaking story already! I just wanna say that this is sorta an iCarly friendship story, but has LOTS of Seddie. :) This takes place BEFORE iOMG so Sam and Freddie still hide their feelings for each other and they're NOT dating! It could be a story from any season ya like...but it's mostly season 4. Have fun reading!

Now to the story: :D

iSwim Chapter 1

Carly, Sam, and Freddie are in the Shay apartment. It's humid out and they just want to get out of the apartment. A/N This is NOT like iBeat the Heat. I just needed a humid setting.

We're all sitting on the couch. It's me on the left, Carls in the middle, and Fredward on the right.

Me and Carly are fanning ourselves with our hands and Freddie is on his stupid laptop. What an idiot! :P

We're all groaning because of the heat. Right now, all you hear in the apartment is "Ughh! Ughh! UGHH!"

Freddie breaks the "ughh-ing" and says, "Hey, you know they just opened up a public pool around here?"

Carly replies, "Really? Maybe we should check it out!"

I, on the other hand, don't care about pools at all. I just REALLY want some bacon...or ham...whichever works. :)

Carly keeps shaking me.

I ask, "What?"

She says, "Sam, ya wanna go there? Maybe it'll be fun."

I just groan.

Carls really must wanna go. "Sam, come on! Let's go!"

Seriously, why would she want to go to a retarded public pool?

I keep repeating, "No! No! No!"

And she just keeps repeating, "YES! YES! YES!"

Freddie stops us. (Thank GOD!) "Guys, would you just pick already? Do you wanna go or not?" Obviously, he was getting pretty annoyed with the "No! Yes!" fight.

I say, "Come on! Do we have to? I really rather just stay here."

Carly, again, disagrees with me. "YES! We have to go!"

Now I'm getting tired of this. "FINE! We can go!"

Carly screams, "YAY!"

Now she was sorta acting weird. I mean, why would ANYONE wanna go to a public pool so badly? I really wanted to know!

I ask, "Carls, why would you wanna go to a public pool so badly. It's a public pool! It's gonna be gross with everyone else there."

Carly giggles a little. "You know that kid, Mike?"

I nod.

"Weeeeeeell, he's a lifeguard there!"

Now I could understand why she wanted to go so bad!

"No way! Mike is sooooo HOT!"

"YEAH! And the best part...he's a senior."

Freddie starts doing this pathetic girl voice that sounds nothing like us. "Oh my god, he's so hot. And he's a senior."

What's wrong with him? I thought he was over his crush on Carly...

I say, "Come on, Fredweird. Have ya seen the kid? Every girl wants to date him!"

"Well," he says, "I'm a guy! So I don't care about the guy seniors."

"Who says you don't?"

"Sam, don't even go there!"

"Well, it's possible." A/N Do you get what they're saying? ;)

Carly stops us. "Guys, don't talk about that!"

"Okaaaay." I said.

"Soooo," Carly says, "We going to the pool or not?"

"Yep! Momma just gotta get some bacon for the road."

The annoying dork says, "Do you always have to just eat and eat?"

"Oh, what's it to you!"

And this goes on till we get to the pool, so I'll stop there.

A/N Yeah, it's pretty short, but I didn't want to make it too long since it's only the first chapter and it's only the beginning! The real story starts at the pool. ;)

Please rate it, review it, blah blah blah. I'll update it when I can! Remember: I'm not gonna update it everyday!