Woo! I bet you're all thinking, 'This girl is a BIG fan of romance, ain't she!' Well let me tell ya somein... DUH! I love 'em! Anyway, first Ned's story, god this programme rules! NOZE or, if you prefer, MOZED! WHOO! best couple EVER! Anyway, 'on wiv it, woman!'

Disclaimer: I don't own Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, NO IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!!

Another Embarrassing Moment…

Friday, James K. Polk Middle School! w00t!

'If there's ever a time to beat someone up for no particuliar reason, it would be now.' Jennifer Mosely, Moze, growled, and the three boy's stopped laughing and stared at her, pettrified. They bolted off up the hall and Moze raced after them.

Billy Loomer, as he ran, noticed Ned Bigby trying (emphasis on 'trying')to read a book. He ran up to him, moved him into the middle of the hallway, then rushed off again. Moze, running, crashed into someone (You know, mop headed boy? no not coconut head!). She knocked Ned (That's him! NED BIGBY!) with so much force he threw the book backwards and ended up on the floor, with Moze on top of Ned. Ned stared up into her eyes. This happened before, but why did he have butterflies in his stomach this time?

'Hey.' Ned said cheerfully, a goofy grin on his face, after a couple of seconds silence.

'Hey.' Moze replied, making Ned blush with her beautiful smile.

'This book hurts. AND... I can't be bothered to read it.' He huffed. 'You're started to hurt me.' He added the last part as he shifted around.

'Well, sorryy, not my fault I ran into you.' Moze responded.

Their noses were inches apart. They noticed and their faces flushed scarlet.

'Uhh, I think we should get up, I'm crushed.' Ned choked. He tried getting up, but because Moze didn't move, he only managed moving his head up, but, as a result,
He ended up kissing Moze. She was startled, he was just as, but both of them closed their eyes and Ned pulled Moze down a bit and deepened the kiss.

Loomer and his cronies came back after they thought that they had lost Jennifer, but then the sight shocked them, Loomer mostly. Ned and Moze looked up, they were still on the floor, and had been kissing until then. Loomer started to cry and his friends hugged him.

Later, at movie/video game/pizza night...

Ned and Moze were telling, laughing as they recalled, Cookie about their embarressment, kiss, and, of course, Loomer crying about His-beloved-Jennifer-with-another-man nonsense. Cookie grinned.

'I knew you'd get together someday...'

Zee Ending, so GO AWAY, NOW! (J/K) no, really.

A/N: Yay for interupting Ned storys! HIPHIP
Everyone: Boo! [Hisssssss]
Fine then! Anyway, it was to make me laugh. you probably didn't, you sad, sad ppl. YAY TXT WRITING! it rules. I'M MAD! Anyway, NOZE or MOZED is my absolute fave paring. EVER. Plz R&R and forcefully laugh at my humor attempts! FORCE IT! ahemm, hope you enjoyed and don't mind my hyperness, please don't, at 10:40 pm. not that late. but i'm HYPER. Bye!