This is an uber-short death note fan fiction all about my favourite death note characters Matt and Mello! Spoiler about Matt's fate.
Disclaimer: i do not own death note or any of its characters, if I did Matt would not have such a minor role and neither Mello nor L would die... oh, but Near would so die!
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Matt was on his computer... again.
"hay, Matt! Why are you slacking off? We have to go over this plan!" shouted Mello.
"Waa? Oh, look dude... I only get like; 10 seconds of screen time before I die... I get shot 17 fucking times. So excuse me if I'm not enthusiastic about listening to you blather on about it. I don't care how much you want to beat Near!" snapped Matt.
"hay! Cry me a river! Oh, and what makes you think you can talk to me like that? Now move your ass away from that computer! Cry baby! What the hell are you doing on there anyway?" snarled Mello. Matt looked at him and sighed.
"I'm doing some internet shopping. This online anime merchandise store has a special deal; you get a free bar of chocolate with every order. I may as well spend what little money I have now, since I'm going to DIE!" scowled Matt. Mello's eyes widened 'chocolate?' he thought.
"For the love of god! Stop bitching about that, will ya? Make yourself useful and go buy me some chocolate!" yelled Mello. Matt was pissed off to say the least, so he decided it would be a good idea to take a walk to the shop in order to buy Mello a chocolate bar, he needed the fresh air to calm down.
While Matt was gone, Mello crept over to the computer and scrolled through the anime merchandise site. 'Free bar of chocolate, eh?' he thought...
[2-5 days later]
Matt walked in, he had just been out to get some cigarettes.
"Those things are gonna send you to an early grave!" shouted Mello
"yer, well... apparently I'm already going to an early grave, so it don't matter! and besides..." he stopped talking as he looked up and saw Mello in a sea of L, Mello and decapitated Near plushies.
"..." Matt simply stared at the scene in front of him.
"What!?" shouted Mello, but it was obvious what Matt was staring at.
"What... the ...hell?" Matt said slowly as he looked around the room. But then the last piece was added to the puzzle when he saw a mountain of chocolate bars with the words "thanks for your order" printed on the wrapper.