Well well, looks like you stumbled upon my old TOW parody! :D :P The tale of woe and all its characters is © of Neopets.inc, I'm just making fun of it. :P
NOTE: I did not create this parody. Ssonic5returns created it. You can read the original version here: /orangedino2
It begins...
Gilly:Hooray! I've gotten lost a total of 179 times! I have officially broken the World record! WOOOOOOT! Anyway, I should stay with these random Gypsies that just HAPPEN to be here!
Elephante:Oh hello little girl! Would you like to hear a SCARY story?
Gilly: Sure! That sounds great!
-One scary story later-
Elephante:And then, they had to wait for 6 MONTHS FOR THEIR PLOT PRIZES!
Gilly: AHHHH that was scary!
Elephante: Now, would you like to here about Neovia?
Gilly:OK Sure!
Elephante:Once upon a time, there was an evil Krawk who turned everyone into monsters, then they asked a ghost to help them, but he turned them into ghost instead. The end.
Gilly:COOOOL Well I'm going night-night now.
-Later-
Gilly: What a nice rest. Now, LETS GO GET LOST AGAIN!
-Later again-
Gilly: Wow! I stumbled upon Neovia! Lets check out that burnt down building!
Gilly: Cool! I found 1,000,000 Neopoints and a SoS! Oh, and this locket. Lets leave the rest of THIS junk behind and take THAT!
-Yet again later-
Gilly:Hi Sssidny! Do you know this locket?
Sssidny: Nope, sorry.
Gilly:Hi random meepit! Do you know this locket?
Meepit:RAWR!
Gilly:AAAAAHHHHH -runs away-
Gilly:Hi Philp! Do you know this locket?
Philp: Nope.
Gilly:Oh well…. I'LL GO GET LOST AGAIN!
-later again-
Gilly: Wow! A shack! I'll wait for two days outside!
-Two days later-
Sophie: WHOA! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
Gilly:I'm Gilly! Is this your locket?
Sophie:Why yes it is! Please give it to me.
Gilly: Ok!-gives locket-
Sophie:NOW GET OUT!
Gilly:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -runs-
Gilly:Hmmmm a big spooky cave……. I'll go in for no real reason!
Sorry,this was a really short chapter for me to retype. Haha.
TO BE CONTINUED? Read on!