Dementia Presents:
Heart Shaped Box *A Dementia Special*
With your host: Daft Plushie
Special Guest: Azka
[Camera enters black abyss and you see nothing...NOTHING! It moves slowly forward and you start to see a light. As the camera moves towards the light, several things pass you by. Dib's head floats past you from the left and disappears at your right. Two flaming green eyes pass by you to the right. You move slowly forward, the light at the end of the tunnel is growing larger, glowing with an eerie white light that twists around and around. A Plushie doll crudely shaped like Zim floats past you, splitting at the head, releasing fluffy cottony insides. The light grows larger. A slashing knife, gleaming in the dim light, floats past to the left. The camera has almost reached the wide, white light when....AN ANOREXIC BRITISH COW OF DOOM FROM A PREVIOUS EPISODE! floats past you, sipping a cup of tea as you move on. You wonder what that was all about. Then the light at the end of the tunnel swallows you whole and you see nothing but white this time.
When the Camera refocuses, you're in that same, rotting hall of doors, newly polished, you see, but still boring and endless. Daft stands there in the new out fit. Following the new dress code, she wears a small pin on her right side of the black blazer jacket she's so fond of. Her shirt, instead of being white, is now black and white striped like her sleeves of her original outfit. On the pin are the letters, Z? They're there instead of being on her shirt like her original out fit of show. She has the rest of the old Dementia out fit, and stands here with an Irken that is uh...some height that we aren't sure of. She's green like the other Irkens and has two antennas that curl back in sharp angles. Her eyes are red and she's wearing the standard Irken Uniform and looks kinda agitated from standing with humans before the show starts. She doesn't seem to mind Daft and as time goes on, she seems to warm up to the camera and the idea that she's on TV, or whatever. She's wearing a pink tag on her right front of her shirt that says 'Guest' she eyes it for a bit.]
Welcome to the show, Demented Followers...I'm glad you could make it. Today we have a special treat for you all. Instead of the usual author review interview and short humorously twisted story, We will be experiencing a series special! Along with this special, we shall also have an interview with a Dementia Viewer. Stay tuned after the show for the interview with our special guest, Azka! Until then, sit back and enjoy this new story.
My tag...It says Guest...Why doesn't it say 'SPECIAL GUEST'? or, 'SUPER SPECIAL IRKEN GUEST'?
I....Have No Idea...Anyways...
No, I think this needs to be addressed and...oooh! mini moose! [Hops of screen to chase something]
Before you go I would like to take a moment to say a few words about this episode. This episode contains some cussing and suggestive dialogue and I would like to warn those of you that it's PG-13 for a reason. I might make it R if I feel like it deserves that title. This story is relatively longer and a bit more on the dramatic/horror twist than humor. Forewarned.
[Azka jumps back on the screen and stands next to Daft.]
I'd also like to thank all my loyal viewers again. You are what keeps this show going and what gives me the ambition to go on and twist reality. Thank you again and I hope you tune into future broadcasts. Thanks again!
Now, go. Go beyond the door of reality to a world in which darkness and insanity peruse a young man to the point of breaking.
[Daft motions to Azka and she smiles, throwing open the door and pushing the camera through with her foot, smiling and waving as the camera tumbles into the darkness, head first, leaving reality behind. It falls down, down , down into swirling darkness. A great roar of pressure chaos, almost deafening as you fall deep into the pit of darkness. When the camera settles and refocuses, you are in a dark room, nothing but darkness fill your eyes. It slowly adjusts and you can see a figure laying on the ground. The story is as follows...]
Heart Shaped Box *A Dementia Special*
With your host: Daft Plushie
Special Guest: Azka
[Camera enters black abyss and you see nothing...NOTHING! It moves slowly forward and you start to see a light. As the camera moves towards the light, several things pass you by. Dib's head floats past you from the left and disappears at your right. Two flaming green eyes pass by you to the right. You move slowly forward, the light at the end of the tunnel is growing larger, glowing with an eerie white light that twists around and around. A Plushie doll crudely shaped like Zim floats past you, splitting at the head, releasing fluffy cottony insides. The light grows larger. A slashing knife, gleaming in the dim light, floats past to the left. The camera has almost reached the wide, white light when....AN ANOREXIC BRITISH COW OF DOOM FROM A PREVIOUS EPISODE! floats past you, sipping a cup of tea as you move on. You wonder what that was all about. Then the light at the end of the tunnel swallows you whole and you see nothing but white this time.
When the Camera refocuses, you're in that same, rotting hall of doors, newly polished, you see, but still boring and endless. Daft stands there in the new out fit. Following the new dress code, she wears a small pin on her right side of the black blazer jacket she's so fond of. Her shirt, instead of being white, is now black and white striped like her sleeves of her original outfit. On the pin are the letters, Z? They're there instead of being on her shirt like her original out fit of show. She has the rest of the old Dementia out fit, and stands here with an Irken that is uh...some height that we aren't sure of. She's green like the other Irkens and has two antennas that curl back in sharp angles. Her eyes are red and she's wearing the standard Irken Uniform and looks kinda agitated from standing with humans before the show starts. She doesn't seem to mind Daft and as time goes on, she seems to warm up to the camera and the idea that she's on TV, or whatever. She's wearing a pink tag on her right front of her shirt that says 'Guest' she eyes it for a bit.]
Welcome to the show, Demented Followers...I'm glad you could make it. Today we have a special treat for you all. Instead of the usual author review interview and short humorously twisted story, We will be experiencing a series special! Along with this special, we shall also have an interview with a Dementia Viewer. Stay tuned after the show for the interview with our special guest, Azka! Until then, sit back and enjoy this new story.
My tag...It says Guest...Why doesn't it say 'SPECIAL GUEST'? or, 'SUPER SPECIAL IRKEN GUEST'?
I....Have No Idea...Anyways...
No, I think this needs to be addressed and...oooh! mini moose! [Hops of screen to chase something]
Before you go I would like to take a moment to say a few words about this episode. This episode contains some cussing and suggestive dialogue and I would like to warn those of you that it's PG-13 for a reason. I might make it R if I feel like it deserves that title. This story is relatively longer and a bit more on the dramatic/horror twist than humor. Forewarned.
[Azka jumps back on the screen and stands next to Daft.]
I'd also like to thank all my loyal viewers again. You are what keeps this show going and what gives me the ambition to go on and twist reality. Thank you again and I hope you tune into future broadcasts. Thanks again!
Now, go. Go beyond the door of reality to a world in which darkness and insanity peruse a young man to the point of breaking.
[Daft motions to Azka and she smiles, throwing open the door and pushing the camera through with her foot, smiling and waving as the camera tumbles into the darkness, head first, leaving reality behind. It falls down, down , down into swirling darkness. A great roar of pressure chaos, almost deafening as you fall deep into the pit of darkness. When the camera settles and refocuses, you are in a dark room, nothing but darkness fill your eyes. It slowly adjusts and you can see a figure laying on the ground. The story is as follows...]