Okay this is an odd little one shot story that I'm expecting to get a bunch of hate reviews… I claim the first Hollyoaks Slash fic ever on fan fiction (if there are others I'm sorry…) Okay the pairing is Darren/Craig. If you no like don't read, but if you wanna hate male I welcome it, it makes me laugh…

Let's begin

"For god's sake Craig get over her! I did it for your own good!" Darren shouted across the small living room and kitchen area.

"Oh so it had nothing to do with your own pleasure!" Craig shouted in a rare hysterics back.

"Just get over it… your better off with out her!" Craig glared at Darren as the older man took a seat on the sofa…

"You think I'm not good enough for her don't you?" Craig spat angrily. Darren's jaw dropped in disbelief at the stupidity of his friend.

"How did you get that? You're the one who's too good for her mate." Darren sighed and broke eye contact, glancing anywhere in the room so he didn't have to look at Craig.

"How do I know you're not just saying that so when I finally give up on her you can make your move?" Craig glared at Darren again then noticed how guilty Darren was looking. "I'm right aren't i? that's why you look guilty… I knew it."

"You're such an idiot." Darren stood up and stormed out of the room. Craig turned to his camera in the picture frame and smiled to himself, he'd soon know what Darren was looking to get out of Him splitting with Darlene. Grinning as he went to the pub front he sat on his own in a booth and opened up his lap top. It didn't take to long for Darren to reappear. First the normally so self secure man glanced around to make sure he was alone before cursing himself. At first Craig found it entertaining, until Darren hit his head on purpose against the wall, he started to get a little scared just about then.

"Stupid, stupid, stupid!" Darren finished and hit his head with the palm of his hand. "Why the hell don't I just say it? He's to good for, I did say that! But I didn't say the rest." Darren slumped in to the chair and held his head in his hands. "Why the hell can't I just tell him that the reason I don't want her with him is because… because I want to be with him…" Craig stared at the screen, unable to speak as he thought about what he'd just heard.

The end

Bwa ha ha ha ha!

Oh by the way this is set sometime after Darlene leaves and maybe after the gay joke thing Craig does…