The Total Drama series belongs to Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. But the 26 characters here belong to me.
It was a lovely day on Wananakwa Island... until a very familiar sadist voice rings up.
"Yo! Chris McClean here, bringing you the newest and most craziest season yet!" Chris says. "Sadly, it won't be having your all time vets such as Duncan, Gwen, Courtney, and Heather. We got to be educational here." Chris shouted, mumbling something. "So better get a raise here..." "So we hand picked 26 newbies who want to have their hopes and dreams crushed that will represent the letters in the alphabet, where one of them will win One Million Dollars! There's going to be thrills! There's going to be drama! This will be the best season ever! On..."
Total!
Drama!
ENCYCLOPEDIA! Yeah, hoping not to get sued here."
(Cue "I wanna be famous")
Chris is now on the Dock of Shame standing and waiting for the first person to arrive. "Soon those new constants will be here. I bet you can't wait to pair them all up when they don't want to at some point... Or someone could be stealing you job..." Chris is now feeling annoyed. "WHERE IS THAT FIRST CAMPER?"
Chris soon got his wish as someone was tugging his shirt. The person was the first constant, a small male that look like a child. He had a black afro hair, with some glasses, a tanned body, a long sleeve green shirt with teal and purple sweater vest, khaki pants with a belt, and brown shoes.
"Hi there!" said the little kid. "I guess I'm your first camper here... The name is Devean."
"Yeah, I was told some kid was coming." Chris said. "Didn't think it was this small, go stand with the others."
"I don't see anyone else." a confused Devean responded, with him being the only person here so far. But he went forward anyway.
"Devean, meet Zelda the letter z camper." Chris explained to the kid as a wavy brown hair girl with a black shirt with a bloody knife on the shirt, green jeans and brown shoes.
"Nice to meet you Chris!" Zelda said.
"Same to you, Zelda." Chris said as Zelda went to the end of the dock and feel confused at the kid but ignored the feeling.
"Everyone this is Justice." Chris says as a male stepped off the boat, wearing a dark blue sleeveless shirt with holes on it. He also wearing dark green jeans, black boots, and dark orange hair along with a tattoo of a snake on his arm.
"Sweet Chris." Justice says picking up Devean. "You got me a birthday gift. My own punching bag."
"Please be gentle on me." Devean whines in fear.
Justice went forward to punch Devean in the face until a whip came out and grabbed his arm. "What the *BLEEP*!" Justice screamed.
"Put the boy down if you vaule your kiwis." a voice behind him says. Justice turns around to see a girl with green hair along with a pink flower in her head, a teal shirt with with darker teals spot on it along with green with pink flower petals pants and teal shoes holding a whip and showing off some tattoos of vines on her arm.
"And you think your so tough?" Justice snarls at the new girl.
Justice starts to laugh at the girl so the girl just did what she does best. Kick Justice in the privates. He drops to the ground screaming.
"Are you okay kid?" the girl say kneeling to Devean. "I'm Ivy, it was about time Chris cast me, even though I'm not with my friend Tina.[1]"
"Thanks so much." Devean responded to her.
"Can we move on to the next camper?" Chris explained to them all.
"Just ignore us Chris." Zelda explained to the host.
"Well here our next camper, Velma." Chris said as a female stepped onto the dock. She was wearing dark blue school uniform with a red tie and a grey miniskirt along with red heels and looking around with her blonde pigtails.
"Hello everyone, it nice to meet you all." Velma says with one of her fake smiles. "I hope we can get along."
As she was walking past each camper names that could not be explained was coming up in her head.
"Now meet the next camper, Yutaka." Chris says as a tall male wearing a dark blue kendo outfit walks up to the group holding a wooden kendo sword up to his shoulder.
"Hello Chris-kun, it nice to meet you." Yutaka says to the host before joining the group. "I hope there a spot around to help with my training."
"A training ground?" Ivy says getting peaked up about it. "Can I help find one?"
"Sure, but let do it later, I want to get to know the others." Yutaka says to Ivy.
"VELMA!" a voice that no one but Velma knows but fear is heard. "I FOUND YOU SIS!"
"WHY ARE YOU HERE!" Velma screamed at the newcomer running up to hug her. "I though you were going to the mall with your friends."
"Well I was, but then mom told me that I was picked to be on TV and that you were here as well, and I never get to hang with you." a blonde flat-chested girl with a purple shirt with a pink flower on it and pink shorts and dark pink heels says to her sister.
"Oh Wilma what am I going to do with you." Velma groaned at how she have to deal with her sister.
"Hi everyone!" Wilma says to the group. "I'm Wilma! I like flowers, and candy, and shopping!"
"Yeah and now let get to the next camper, Maverick!" Chris says as a male stepped onto the dock. His hair was black and messy even covering his eyes but not his scars on his face. He wearing a black shirt with a skull along with a dark green jacket and spikes braclets with dark blue jeans along with chains on his legs and black boots.
"The world is going to end and there is nothing we can do about it." Maverick explained as everyone else just took a step to the left away from him.
"Werido." Velma said under her breath so no one could hear her.
"Everyone this is Blythe." Chris say as a girl with spikey blonde hair stepped onto the dock. She was wearing a nose ring and a belly button ring along with an orange top with a dark blue miniskirt with light blue socks and purple and green shoes with green fingerless gloves.
"Chris it so nice to meet you!" Blythe says giving the host a hug. "Have you and Chef hook up yet? I know you guys are meant for each other!"
Chris didn't know what to say back to the girl as she walks up to the group thinking of all the pairings in her head.
"Why were you talking Chris about gay romance?" Zelda asked the girl.
"Because Yaoi is one of the best thing ever!" Blythe says back to the horror fan with a smile.
"... Moving on, here Santino everyone." Chris say as a guy stepped onto the dock. He is wearing a light blue shirt with a light yellow long sleeve shirt under it along with purple pants and tanned shoes along with a pink scarf to show his bright blonde hair and a gold earring on his left ear.
"Hello everyone." Santino say giving Chris a kiss.
Nearly everyone was shocked at the new camper until they heard a "TWAMP" sound and turned around to see Blythe on the ground with a nosebleed.
"Wow at her outfit, IT FERICE!" Santino screamed in joy and ran up and hug Blythe much to everyone confusion.
"Everyone, say hello to KayKay." Chris explained to the group as a black girl stepped onto the dock with her black hair. She was wearing an orange shirt with the words "If U Can Read This FU!" on it with gold braclets, dark green jeans and black boots.
"What up yall!" KayKay say walking to the group. "KayKay in the house, get ready to lose to me."
"Winning will get you nothing in life." Maverick said to the girl.
"Dude, live a little." KayKay said back to him.
"Dude, it Odd!" Chris says trying to mimic KayKay as a tall guy with big spikey yellow hair with purple streaks at the end of it step onto the dock. He also have two purple diamonds marks on his face with a purple shirt with a japanese symbol on his shart with swirly tattoos on his arms, yellow jeans, purple and black shoes and grey headphones around his neck.
"Sup everyone, I'm ready to 1-Up to victory and have a great time playing with you all." Odd says to them all.
"That the symbol for fire on your shirt isn't it?" Yutaka asked the new guy.
"Yup, I'm from a japanese family so I figured I use my nickname for my shirt." Odd says to him.
"Well it nice to meet you Odd-kun." Yutaka say giving him a hand shake.
"Well everyone, this is Pilar." Chris says to them as a girl step onto the dock with her footsteps chasing the dock. She have black hair tied in a ponytail with dark red highlight at the tip of her hair. She also wearing a dark blue long sleeve shirt with a mountain on the cover with dark blue jeans and brown boots.
"What kind of name is Pilar?" Justice asked.
"The kind to kick your butt." Pilar explained picking the bully up and throw him into a tree which tumbled down.
"She our strongest camper." Chris joked to them all.
"But I think that Hannah girl is stronger then me maybe.[2]" Pilar spoke back to the host.
"Everyone this is Rambabu." Chris groaned at the certain name as a guy with a brown goatee step onto the dock with a smirk. The guy had messy brown hair, a red sleeveless shirt, blue shorts and brown shoes.
"It so nice to meet you." Rambabu say to the man. "But Probst is still the better host, this show is nothing like Survivor when we all should be sleeping outside trying to survive." He looks at the cast. "And this is our cast? I can see easy win for me to get on Survivor pretty soon, you all will surely lose to the best survivor here!"
"You seem to be a bit full of yourself." Devean says to the guy who just push him aside.
"Chris, how could you cast a kid." Rambabu says until he got punched onto the ground.
"It not nice to tease a kid." a new voice say, the group look to see a girl standing there. She have black hair with a dark red streak covering one her eye. She wearing a dark blue shirt with a dark red X on it, along with a dark green jacket and jeans with another dark red X on it as well and black and dark red boots and black gloves.
"Thanks." Devean say to the girl. "What your name?"
The girl look at the kid and smile. "Fay." She then walks off somewhere to be alone.
"Now everyone this is Quint." Chris explained to the group as a male with a black stache walk onto the dock. With his short hair and a black shirt with two roses on it with blue jeans and black shoes.
"Hola everyone, it so nice to meet you all." Quint says to them all. "I hope you will come see my plays that I will perform."
"YOU PERFORM?" Wilma screamed. "I love seeing people dance."
"You enjoy everything." Velma says rolling her eyes.
The group was soon covering thier ears by the sound of howling, they soon look to see a girl with long silver hair with silver fur on part of her body, but the thing they focus on the most is her eyes that are just like wolves.
"Hi guys I'm Ulrika, my family are wolves!" Ulrika says to them all.
"So your a wolf demon?" Yutaka asked the girl.
"Demon no? I could never be pretty as those demons." Ulrika respond to the guy.
"Nonsense, everyone can be pretty in themselves." Yutaka respond making Ulrika blush a little.
"Everyone say hello to Cuca." Chris says as a bald black guy stepped onto the dock looking worried. He was wearing a necklace, leotard, and braclet in the color of black, red, green, yellow, and blue.
"Are you sure I will be one hundred percent safe here Chris?" Cuca asked looking around.
"Are you from South Africa?" Devean asked scanning the guy from head to toe. "And I'm guessing your trying to hide from someone."
"How did you know?" Cuca asked in shock.
"Don't worry." Devean says walking away leaving the guy confused.
"So yeah, this is Leaf." Chris says to them all as a girl steps onto the dock. She wearing a pink bandanna to hold her long blond hair straight with a light blue shirt with her name in big red letters with dark blue jeans with yellow diamonds on it and brown shoes.
"Sure I'm Leaf now, but the next day I shall be someone else." Leaf says to them all leaving them confused. "This is only my elimination outfit."
"What do you mean by that?" Ivy asked.
"You will see in the next day." Leaf responded back smiling.
The group is soon run over by some fat guy wearing a purple shirt with a turkey leg on it with ketchup and mustard stain not only on his shirt but his brown hair along with green jeans and brown shoes.
"Who the heck was that?" Velma screamed in rage.
"That was H.L. running to the mess hall." Chris say as the guy comes back holding a bucket of chicken legs.
"Where Chef?" H.L. asked in sadness.
"He refused to be the chef so I'm still trying to find someone to cook for you guys." Chris say as a girl soon steps onto the dock. She not only two pigtails, but four of them reaching to the ground and it was aqua color along with a cowgirl hat. She was also wearing a red and white checker shirt with khaki pants and khaki boots. "And this is Farmer Themla."
"Not a Farmer, a cowgirl Chris." Themla responded walking to the group.
"Why is your hair aqua?" H.L. asked her.
"Because I was born with it?" Thelma responded back confused.
"And here our next camper Xenos!" Chris says as a guy steps onto the dock looking around. He have messy brown hair wearing a brown shirt with orange and white shapes on it with green jeans and brown shoes.
"I hope they don't find me here." Xenos says walking to the group.
"What do you mean?" Ivy asked the guy.
"THERE HE IS!" A random girl screams following a group of random girls chasing Xenos leaving the rest of the group confused until they watch fangirls flying off the island.
"Now that was taken care of, say hello to Ginzi." Chris say putting a device in his pocket as a girl stepped onto the dock. She have auburn hair with blonde and brown paint mix in it wearing a purple shirt with swiggy lines to a teal jeans with orange paint marks on it and khaki shoes.
"Now I can see some good to here to sketch." Ginzi smiles. "One of you can be a star."
"A star you say?" Quint gleams in fame grabbing the girl. "What kind of star are you talking about?"
"For Manga of course." Ginzi responded until she got tackled by Leaf.
"Now this is Askel." Chris say as a guy steps forward onto the dock. He was wearing a white and blue striped hoodie with his black hair covering his eyes and a dark red jacket with black stripes on it, dark blue jeans and black shoes along with a scar on his face.
"... Hi." Askel says walking past the group.
"Are you okay?" Santino asks the dude.
"... Yes." Askel says very quietly.
"Are you sure?" Santino asks again but was ignored.
"Everyone this is Estelle." Chris say as a girl steps onto the dock with a smirk looking at everyone. She had long wavy brown hair wearing a purple top with gold braclets along with a royal blue and orange stripe dress and red heels.
"Please all you poor losers don't even stand a chance here." Estelle laughed at them all. "Money is the key to power."
Velma was smirking seeing a rich girl aside herself.
"Now everyone meet the last camper, Nicholai!" Chris smiles as the last guy step onto the dock. He have silver hair wearing an all green army outfit and black combat boots. "So what do you think of the cast Nicholai?"
The guy look at everyone then open his mouth. "I hate you all."
"Wonderful!" Chris joked. "Now everyone gather around for a group shoot!"
"Please Chris, we aren't falling for that!" Devean said to the host.
They all started to walk to the bonfire until Chris pulled out his device and pushed a button launching them all into the water.
"It never get old." Chris joked to himself.
"Chris will die a painful death sometime." Maverick says causing everyone to agree with him for once.
[1] and [2] Tina and Hannah belong to BaconBaka and are in Total Drama Dictionary.
And the introductions are FINISHED! Yeah all 26 are here. The challenge will be explained and the teams will be formed in the next two chapters!
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