The story of DBX.
I do own DBX but some of it's characters I do not. In this story Goku wished for everybody except the little kids to be younger

Chi-Chi was busy playing cards with 18. Goku was ramming his head against Goten's in the yard. "Chi-Chi-san I pity you." "What do you mean 18" Chi-Chi asked without the slightest bit of sarcasm. 18 sighed." I mean to have married a freaking dumb-ass like Son Goku and then to have a child who is also as dumb as a sack of diapers must really suck eggs." Chi-Chi ignored 18 as she thought in her head: "Poor delusional 18. She doesn't even realize that she married a short loser who used to be picked on and used as a punching bag. "Forget it." Said an agitated 18. "Your kids ugly!" Chi-Chi accidentally slipped out that one. 18 gave Chi-Chi a white-hot glare. "Uh just kidding 18. Heheh..." "Um... Chi-Chi, what are those two idiots doing?" Chi-Chi looked outside to find Goku and Goten were playing head ram. A favorite game where they, well you'll se in the next paragraph.

Goku charged at Goten who was unusually just standing. "What's the matter son?" Goku screamed as blades of grass flew as his feet hit the ground. With each stride Goku thought he was going to win. Then Goten moved to the left and stuck his foot out. "Aw hell!" Goku yelled as he was flung into the fence and through several sound barriers. He then hit the ground and made a tremendous crater. "Kuso!" Goku said in defeat. He then used instantaneous movement and appeared behind Goten. By the time Goten turned around it was too late. Goku smiled, leaped into the air and yelled "Dodge this motherfucker!!!" He rammed Goten in his back. Goten wailed out a blood curdling death scream. He then stopped abruptly. That was fun. He said with a smile.

At Capsule Corp the same thing couldn't be said. "Piccolo-san" Vegeta said with an evil smirk. "What should we do today?" Piccolo and Vegeta were a prank team. They would shit on Mr. Satan's lawn, pick on kindergartners, anything that was fun. "Today? Let's do something at the Capsule Corp party today involving alchohol, Son Goku, and his insane wife.

The end of chapter 1.
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