Conan Edogawa's Day Off
By Shadowgate
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Conan got up and stumbled out of bed. Rachel asked him if he was alright and Conan replied "sure" but Rachel said "I don't think you are."
Rachel told him to come here and Conan walked over to Rachel. She felt his forehead and told him "you're hot" to which Conan replied "Amy thinks so but we're too young for dating."
Rachel groaned and told Conan he would have to stay home from school today because the flu is going around.
Rachel yelled out "DAD CONAN IS SICK" and Richard told Rachel he had an important case and couldn't stay home to watch him.
Rachel replied "so I have to stay home from school then?"
Richard commented about how she had perfect attendance and "one day won't kill you, plus I'm not good with kids."
Conan thought to himself "I'll bet you wouldn't be good with Yoko either."
Rachel got a thermometer and said "I only have one of those old fashioned thermometers so you'll have to hold this under your tongue."
Conan held the thermometer under his tongue and when Rachel checked she said "holy shit it's 101."
Conan said "well I feel hot but I don't feel sick. Oh wait a minute."
Conan rushed to the bathroom and threw up.
Rachel went into the bathroom and said "oh Conan half your vomit is all over the fucking floor."
Conan said "well I'm too sick to clean it up."
Rachel groaned.
One hour later the phone rang.
Rachel picked up the phone and said "Detective Moore Agency."
When Rachel got off the phone she said "oh that was your school principal's secretary calling about you being absent. I let her know you had the flu."
Conan said "thank you Rachel" while thinking "the bitch had nothing better to do."
Conan turned on the television and said "damn it there's nothing but kid's shows on."
Rachel said "well you're a kid so watch them."
Conan said "I mean for little kids."
At 3:30 PM the phone rang again.
Rachel answered "Detective Moore Agency."
The person on the other line said "yes I'm the school principal and I'm calling to see why Conan was absent from school today."
Rachel said "your secretary called and I told her Conan is out with the flu."
The principal replied "my secretary already called oh that bimbo you can't trust a woman to do a man's job."
Rachel replied "excuse me!"
The principal said "oh well I hope Conan gets better. Anyhow that's all I was calling about and now I'm going to go home and 69 my gay lover."
Rachel said "WHAT?"
The principal said "good bye" and hung up then Rachel hung up and she said "I can't believe the idiots that get hired as teachers and principals now days."
Conan said "Rachel I'm all caught up on my homework."
Rachel said "very good Conan."
ONE WEEK LATER
Conan said "oh George that prank call you pulled saying you were the principal was funny. You actually told her you were the principal and you were going home to 69 your gay lover."
Mitch, George, and Conan all fell out of their chairs laughing.
THE END