I do not own One Piece. Eiichiro Oda does.

Alright, alright, I'm unoriginal. So sue me.

Well, I just decided to take a slice of the "Ask One Piece" pizza.

Luffy: Pizza? What's that?

Um... sigh It's a food, Luf.

Luffy: Hey, cool! Can't wait to try some!

Uh, anyway, I've got the Mugiwara Kaizoku dan here. I got the computer (it should be obvious why I'd need that). All I need is at least one question. So, go ahead! Bring 'em on!