the adventures of Zelia and Alyssa and death note Warning: no haters and slight sakura bashing and yaoi intentions so if you hate this stuff then click the back button u losers. D:
this is what happens when you're bored and your BEST BEST FRIEND is sleeping over so it might be slightly retarded and disturbing (Sorry if that word retarded offended any of you so let's put DUMB there) oh and since me and my friend are in it that means it's like ooc? YA and this is Zelia's I don't own this and we don't own these characters masashi kishimoto and that death note maker dude ya I own myself and she owns herself and she owns the story oh and some jokes might be used from stuff on YouTube so ya they own it? kami this is long we don't OWN ANY NARUTO STUFF AND DEATHNOTE AND GOD OK UH ..What else...uhm WE DONT OWN OURAN SHEESH and THIS WAS MADE FOR FUN AND WE DONT OWN KINGDOM HEARTS AND DONT MAKE FUN OF THIS BECAUSE WE WERE BORED AND WE FAIL AT WRITING WELL I DO and we have a death note so ..GRR oh and slight cursing children GO AWAY IF U HATE CURSING D: cuz were evil YES __ oh and this is a run on sentence because we're like 8th graders who are lazy ya...)
One Sunday morning after a long sleepover in konoha at Alyssa's house there was a loud shriek of anger and a evil cackle from a so called Zelia while poor merciful Alyssa was sleeping and it went like this .
"MWUAHAHAHA MELLO IS MINE!!" announced Zelia who had just finished taking a quiz of Death note while Alyssa woke up sleepily irritated with zelia's shouting so early in the morning (A/n underline morning THATS EARLY I SLEEP LIKE TILL 8 PM PPL IK M- ok) I got up took off the covers and sat up And said to Zelia "what are YOU SHOUTING FOR WOMAN" Zelia replied with another cackle "BWUAHAHAHA MELLO IS MINE HE IS MINE MY CHOCOLATE MONSTER!!!!!!" I groaned and said "Yes I know Zelia you announced this ok well don't we have like a life and school to go to wait this is Sunday...crap ok well don't we need to plan a plot line so let's like go outside and find people with our noobness of cosplay?" and Zelia shouted with a "WEEEEEEE" of victory as she snatched a lollipop and threw the wrapper (Zelia is RECARNATION OF L but happier plus she likes sugar *CRINGE* I hate sugar) in the air and treaded out the door in her L cosplay made of win while I got up and grabbed a death note and followed with my mighty pen of righteousness (a/n oh ya) and MY COSPLAY of light yagami (a/n COUGH IMAGAY I STALK L ~Zelia said this~) we both kicked down the door and got outside with the wind blowing epically and wait what's that on that tower? Is it a bird is it a plane OH GOD ITS NARUTO UZUMAKI wait are we sure? oh no there must be other orange ninjas (psh retard sakura) and I shake Zelia and say "LOOK ITS NARUTO HOLY CRAP" zelia's eyes widened and she ranted "HOLY MOTHER FUCKING GOD MAIL JEEVAS!!! BUT BUT ITS NARUTO!!!!!!'' and she ranted so ill just cut it short "hey Zelia lets get a rock and throw it and maybe he'll fall into my waiting arms" she said "BUT I WANNA CATCH HIM" and I said "BUT ONLY ASH KETCHUM CAN CATCH EM ALL" she fell onto her knees and cried "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CURSE YOU ASH KETCHUM I'LL GET YOU AND YOUR LITTLE PIKACHU TO" she shook her fist in the air while I was already trying to climb that tower and Zelia stands there trying to get naruto to come down and she bribed him with the almighty food god "I HAVE RAMEN NARUTO" naruto turned his head and looked and said "RAMEN!!!!!!!?? DID YOU SAY RAMEN'S NAME?? OH MY GOD RAMEN" and he twitched while his eyes glazed over and drooled while Zelia laughed and I snuck up behind him and kicked him off he fell on the ground and Zelia caught him "Hooray!!" I said while Zelia shouted "WOOOOOT" and naruto looked around confusedly and jumped out of Zelia's arms "wait-what who are you people I never seen you around konoha are you new?" and I climbed down and stood next to Zelia and we both said at the same time "ya were American we came here because we love your show" naruto looked at us oddly "how the heck did you do that- ok well never mind but what show??" me and her looked at him weirdly and I knew what was coming Zelia started to rant "WHAT THE HECK YOU DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN SHOW???" she grabbed him by the collar and shook him I said "wait ZELIA Maybe the characters don't know they're in a show maybe we fell into television land YAY adventureeeeee that means I get to rape sasu- I mean.. Uh... LOLLIPOPS!!!" I looked at them and sweat dropped and rubbed the back of my head while Zelia cried in agony "NOOO NOT MY LOLLIPOPS" I shrugged and said "well hey naruto can I write your name in the death note out of experiment?" naruto looked at me oddly and said "uh well I'm going to ignore your comment and let me show you around konoha neighborly Americans whatever that is" I nodded and grabbed Zelia by the arm while naruto gave us a tour of his boring village and then what's this we run into a very familiar SMARTEST GUY ALL AROUND aka detective L!!!!!!!!!! me and Zelia stop walking and gawk at him in amazement L stares back with his thumb near his lips while Zelia copes him and he looks at her oddly and I start to pull out my death note "yeah you guys got to go .." and Zelia shouts "NOO I GOT LOLLIPOPS FOR YOU TO TRY think ABOUT THE CAKES AND THE STRAWBERRYS AND THE ROOTBEER" the real L perks up and says "STRAWBERRYS???????? oh my god I want cake now I wonder where light is hmm" I look at him and say "DID YOU SAY LIGHT THE LIGHT YAGAMI KAMI THE GOD OF MY LIFE-" Zelia interrupts me with a cough "cough cough IMAGAY cough" I glare at her "NU UHHHHH light is amazing ok where is he L TELL ME NOW MAN OR ILL WRITE YOU IN THIS DEATHNOTE" L glared at me and said "DID you say death note?" I look back and forth between Zelia and L And run "AHHHH THEIR GONNA PUT ME IN JAIL WITH THEIR DETECTIVENESS HURRY MUST FLEE IN THAT ALLEYWAY WHERE KAKASHI IS BEATING UP THAT OLD WOMAN" I run into the alleyway and kakashi stops his antics hitting the old lady with her own purse what a shame bless her heart kakashi looks at me" oh crap it's not what it looks like uh she was choking on some food and I just kicked her and you know.. I work for stride so she got to spit out that piece OF GUM" I look at him weirdly and step back "ok then Zelia was right when she said you snort nesquick I'm just going to... Go over..." and I took off out of the alleyway back to where Zelia was and while she was glomping poor L "hmm ...WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I want Light now." and L looks at me and says "he's probably at that book store like always with his reading stupid light never time for me anymore he can't hang out with his BEST FRIEND L WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT?" Zelia goes into fan girl mode and says "ITS OK L ill buy you cake and tea!!" she hugs him and L says "Woo can't pass up a offer of free cake and tea" while I pity L because he's probably going to be raped... in a couple seconds I cringe and walk away to the book store and peer into the window suspiciously..While where Zelia was at with L she said "L after cake we should probably save light from being raped" she sweat dropped and L looked at her and said "why IS HE Going to be raped oh well it's his fault for being a pretty boy" and Zelia replied "yeah stupid nerd of Banana republic" she broods .
Well
I hope you guys enjoyed are first chapter (I bet you no 1 is reading LOL)
anyway
If we do have fans; D we...Probably might make more when... we have another sleepover
(School is stressful...).
it's time to d-d-d-d-DIE bitches LOL TELL US WHAT U PEOPLES THINK!!!