The bloopers that they didn't show us cause they'd run out of time.

Enjoy! ;)


Qui-Gon: *runs and pulls out his lightsabor but slips on a puddle of water and lands flat on his back* *whipping hair from his face* What the hell?

Lucus: Who mopped up the set during lunch?

Obi-Wan *cracking up and leans against the wall* You need a hand there?


Jar Jar: It's a secret city.

Qui-Gon: City? *turns* Can you take us there?

Jar Jar: On second thought, no.

Qui-Gon: No? *steps closer*

Jar Jar: My afraid my have been banished. My forgotten! The bosses will to terrible things to me, terrrrible things to me if meesa be going back there!

Obi-Wan: Must of screwed up pretty bad then.

Qui-Gon *stiffling a chuckle*

Lucus: Cut!


Darth Maul: *riding on the swoop* *goes flying off* AHHHHHHHhhhhh...!

Anakin: Can I get up now?


Gunray: This is impossible!

Qui-Gon: *burns through the blast doors* Now about that meeting...

Lucus: Where are those droidikas?

Obi-Wan: Ummm... *steps in front of the two desimated droids*


Obi-Wan: You were right about one thing, Master.

Qui-Gon: *looks at Obi-Wan*

Obi-Wan: Negotiations were short.

Qui-Gon: Phttt... is this suppost to be some sort of a joke?

Obi-Wan: hehe. *rubs his temples* I'm just reading the script.


Watto: Blue, it's the boy, red, his mother. *rolls the die*

Qui-Gon: *uses force on die*

Die: *lands on red*

Lucus: You were suppost to make it land on blue.

Qui-Gon: Oh... okay?


C-3PO: I'm not sure this terrain is entirely stable *falls through floor*

Lucus: What the-?

Anakin: So back to what you were saying?


Hologram: You must bow to their wishes. You must contact me.

Obi-Wan: It's a trap. Send no reply. Send no transmittions at all. *stands and slips and hits the wall before landing on his back* ugh...

Lucus: I thought I told you guys last time not to touch the set during lunch.

Qui-Gon: Oh karma. *fingers drumming on an empty can of oil*


Qui-Gon: I don't have anything else, but *waves hand* credits will do fine.

Watto: No. They won't.

Qui-Gon: *waves hand again* Credits will do fine.

Watto: No, they won't!

Qui-Gon: *waves hand again* You take these credits or you're stuck on this set for the rest of your damn life.


Anakin: *crashes the podracer into the ground*

Lucus: Wasn't he suppost to correct the problem as he was about to crash?

StageCrew1: Weren't we suppost to make sure it was safe?

Lucus: Maybe... *shifty eyes*


Obi-Wan: *kicked off the platform* AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh...! *missed the ledge*

Lucus: Try it again.


Obi-Wan: *kicked off the platform* *misses the ledge again* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu...!

Lucus: Do I need to widen the ledge or make Maul kick him a little less rigoriously?


Obi-Wan: *kicked not as hard off the platform* *smacks into the ledge at the bottom on his back and lays there dazed*

Lucus: You still with us there?

Obi-Wan: *mumbling* i think we need to install safety nets... *pulls himself off the floor and stumbles off the ledge* GNGONGONROnononofd...!

Lucus: Just cut...