The bloopers that they didn't show us cause they'd run out of time.
Enjoy! ;)
Qui-Gon: *runs and pulls out his lightsabor but slips on a puddle of water and lands flat on his back* *whipping hair from his face* What the hell?
Lucus: Who mopped up the set during lunch?
Obi-Wan *cracking up and leans against the wall* You need a hand there?
Jar Jar: It's a secret city.
Qui-Gon: City? *turns* Can you take us there?
Jar Jar: On second thought, no.
Qui-Gon: No? *steps closer*
Jar Jar: My afraid my have been banished. My forgotten! The bosses will to terrible things to me, terrrrible things to me if meesa be going back there!
Obi-Wan: Must of screwed up pretty bad then.
Qui-Gon *stiffling a chuckle*
Lucus: Cut!
Darth Maul: *riding on the swoop* *goes flying off* AHHHHHHHhhhhh...!
Anakin: Can I get up now?
Gunray: This is impossible!
Qui-Gon: *burns through the blast doors* Now about that meeting...
Lucus: Where are those droidikas?
Obi-Wan: Ummm... *steps in front of the two desimated droids*
Obi-Wan: You were right about one thing, Master.
Qui-Gon: *looks at Obi-Wan*
Obi-Wan: Negotiations were short.
Qui-Gon: Phttt... is this suppost to be some sort of a joke?
Obi-Wan: hehe. *rubs his temples* I'm just reading the script.
Watto: Blue, it's the boy, red, his mother. *rolls the die*
Qui-Gon: *uses force on die*
Die: *lands on red*
Lucus: You were suppost to make it land on blue.
Qui-Gon: Oh... okay?
C-3PO: I'm not sure this terrain is entirely stable *falls through floor*
Lucus: What the-?
Anakin: So back to what you were saying?
Hologram: You must bow to their wishes. You must contact me.
Obi-Wan: It's a trap. Send no reply. Send no transmittions at all. *stands and slips and hits the wall before landing on his back* ugh...
Lucus: I thought I told you guys last time not to touch the set during lunch.
Qui-Gon: Oh karma. *fingers drumming on an empty can of oil*
Qui-Gon: I don't have anything else, but *waves hand* credits will do fine.
Watto: No. They won't.
Qui-Gon: *waves hand again* Credits will do fine.
Watto: No, they won't!
Qui-Gon: *waves hand again* You take these credits or you're stuck on this set for the rest of your damn life.
Anakin: *crashes the podracer into the ground*
Lucus: Wasn't he suppost to correct the problem as he was about to crash?
StageCrew1: Weren't we suppost to make sure it was safe?
Lucus: Maybe... *shifty eyes*
Obi-Wan: *kicked off the platform* AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh...! *missed the ledge*
Lucus: Try it again.
Obi-Wan: *kicked off the platform* *misses the ledge again* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu...!
Lucus: Do I need to widen the ledge or make Maul kick him a little less rigoriously?
Obi-Wan: *kicked not as hard off the platform* *smacks into the ledge at the bottom on his back and lays there dazed*
Lucus: You still with us there?
Obi-Wan: *mumbling* i think we need to install safety nets... *pulls himself off the floor and stumbles off the ledge* GNGONGONROnononofd...!
Lucus: Just cut...
