Antonio's Secret
"Hola Lovi~" Antonio greeted Lovino, smiling brightly.
"You're fucking early dammit," the Italian simply rolled his eyes and gave an exasperated sigh.
"I know but I...wanted to see you...?" Okay, that sounded more like a question but at least Lovino moved away from the door and let the Spaniard in.
"Fine... Get in..."
"So, what's for dinner tonight Lovi~?" Antonio beamed at the Italian who was cooking and not paying attention to him.
"Stop calling me Lovi dammit. We're having this thing Alfred gave me. He said that it was Spanish or whatever..." he simply passed the box to him.
Antonio took one look at the box and can't help but twitch slightly.
"Uh... Lovi? This is Mexican Hamburger Helper," he laughed awkwardly. "This isn't Spanish. It's Mexican food," he then looked at the box again. "Taco's are not...Spanish..."
Lovino just stared at him looking irritated. "So, do you want to eat it or not?" The tanned Spaniard took note of his tomate's annoyed look and for once sense the atmosphere. "If you make it then I'll eat it mi querido~"
The annoyed Italian simply snatched the box out of his hands and went back to cook.
Antonio and Lovino lounged on the couch, watching Dora The Explorer. As you can see, Antonio is a fan of the show and he insisted on watching it with his Lovi. At first, he didn't agree but how can you say no to Antonio's puppy face? He even promised to get more tomatoes.
Lovino looked really really annoyed just listening to the monstrosity call Dora. Antonio was smiling through the whole thing and decided to 'help' Dora with mixing some chocolate or something. "Lovi~ You got to help Dora!"
"You're kidding me!"
"Come on Lovi~ It won't hurt to help her~"
"I don't want to and you're not going to make me. Do it yourself." he groaned.
And obviously, Antonio had watched this episode before because he was singing along and making hand motions happily. Lovino is not amused by this. But he can't complain since his brother does stupid things like these too.
"Lovi? Where are you?" The Spaniard looked around. And out jumped Lovino who wants to get laid, groping Antonio's sexy butt. Antonio jumped in surprised when that happened. Lovino raised an eyebrow questioningly, feeling something soft in the older man's jeans and reached into them to grab whatever it is stuffed in there despite Antonio protesting. "Lovi, no, stop..."
Lovino reeled in shock when he took out cotton stuffing from Antonio's jeans. He started hyperventilating from anger. He looked as if he wanted to murder the Spaniard who looked at him nervously, unable to speak, like a child caught red handed trying to get a cookie before dinner.
"Lovi- I can- I can expla-" Antonio started.
Lovino threw the stuffing he held in his hand as Antonio pulled out whatever stuffing he had left in his jeans.
"YOUR ASS IS A LIEEEE!" he cried dramatically and ran off as fast as an Italian could run with Antonio on his tail.
"LOVIIII!"
So now we know Antonio's secret to his sexy Spanish ass.
Kids, don't stuff your chest or your ass.
A/N: So I was watching CatchMeIfYouCan531's videos on youtube, you know the Spain from SpamanoVlog? And I watched this video titled Antonio's secret. Im being a stupid person and not studying for an exam but instead im here typing. As you guessed, this fic is about that video because im bored. I wrote this in like roughly an hour so im sorry for the mistakes and how rushed it looks. I don't really have a lot of free time right now so... well i'll be off studying again. Adios~