"So, Hermione, how was yesterday in the ferret-hole?" asked harry.
Before she could answer, Ron and Harry looked at each other and howled with laughter. Hermione sighed as she dodged pumpkin juice squirting from their noses. She was pretty good at it. Well she DID have six years of practice so that counts for something.
After the squirting, she put her chin in her hands and thought bout last night, she knew that after they squirt pumpkin juice, there would be another 5 minutes of snickering, so she had some time to daydream.
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She had gone to Malfoy's house to ask his dad if Voldemort was gonna come back for Harry. When she rang the doorbell, a skiny little house-elf had answered.
she immediately reached into her bag and pulled out a sock from her never-ending project SPEW and handed it to the elf.
the elf had looked at it and immediately closed the door..
she heard some little steps on the stairs, so she pressed her ear to the door till the sound faded, she thought to herself, wonder why he had to go all the way to the top. she looked up to see the little house elf on the top of the manor and throw itself over.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh" it screamed and then KER-SPLAT!
then the little elf pulled a key from its pocket and with an exhausted voice asked, "yes?"
"Hello, my name is Hermione Granger i have come to speak Mal-Lucius Malfoy."
The little house elf replied "Oh, Mr.Malfoy gone, but little Malfoy here"
"Uuh, ok can i speak to little Malfoy?"
"Yes, Miss must follow Sony to little Malfoy room."
"Sure.."
when she had reached Malfoy's room, Sony knocked 3 times and ran downstairs, leaving her there thinking my GOD what a weird place
when Draco had answered the door she stared. he was still pale as death, but something about him was different, maybe it was his dreadlocks and the way he walked, no not a walk, a STRUT
"'Yo! waddup? how u be? You dat chick i ordered?"
"uh, no. its me GRANGER. and i be fine"
"aight aight whatchu need mami"
"im not your mother, but i need to speak to your father, do u know when he'll be back?"
"nah but u can sleep herre till he come back."
she smiled at his hospitality and kindness ad said, "thank you, i'd like that very much"
"aight" he said with a lopsided smirk, "ill show you to yo room mami"
"I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER"
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that night at dinner:
"So Grangah! how was yo summa foo?" draco had asked her
she had looked deep into his eyes and said, "it was fine. Thank you for asking. We went to the nutcracker ballet-"
"CRACK? WHERRE?"
"Um, NUTCRACKER, its a form of muggle dance, have you ever been to one?"
"Heelll nah! I aint gon' listen to dat muggle traash! that stuff is below mah pureblood foh shizzle!"
"oh Draco! i thought you were a changed person! i see now i was wrong!" she said, and she ran up to her room, and slammed the door
the next morning she had apparated home
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"uuuuuh mione? earth to mione!" she heard from harry
"oh im jus-" before she could finish, they erupted into anothe giggle-fit
"ok i have to go, the next class starts in 5 min. ill see u two in class"
she left with the sound of laughter and pumpkin juice squirting, ugh, disguisting she thought
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