Masahiro Sakurai felt a rumble in his stomach as he was making some intricate game design, mumbling to himself as he looked around his office to see no one was present.
"Well, so long as it doesn't harm anyone, I guess it wouldn't hurt." Sakurai said as he leaned to the right to let out a huge fart, laughing as he raised his hands in the air. "That wind I just broke just gave me a boost of inspiration! I shall use it to make Wario a unique character instead of a heavy copy!"
And thus Sakurai began writing down the names of moves that would eventually go into Wario's moveset, letting out different but mostly wet farts as he was enjoying this stinky situation quite too much for his own good.
"And that's how Super Smash Brothers as we know it came to be." King DeDeDe concluded while laughing, feeling confident in his tale as he held a book.
"What... is that really the story?" Lady Palutena asked as she brushed back her goddess green hair.
Dedede squinted his big penguin eyes. "Well if you don't like it, then why did you come here?"
"Because you forced us to come here to listen to your dumb tale!" Viridi complained as she angrily shook her fists.
"And that's one of many reasons why you don't get to be playable," DDD laughed as he pointed at her.
Dark Pit scoffed as he had his arms folded in that typical edgy way. "You fucking took me away from making edgy love to Lucas for this?"
"To be frank he does this on a regular basis," Meta Knight pointed out while casually walking by with a book in his gloved hands.
"I do it for a reason...!" Deedeedee proclaimed proudly with pride, puffing his poofy chest. "...Because you must recover!"
Everyone stared blankly at the fat penguin as Wario crashed into him with his bike, the fat man rubbing his head.
"Did I do something?" Wario asked as he simply laughed.