Chapter 1-The Door

''*Sigh*'' Another boring school day is over. Someone should give us a medal or something for enduring someone talk for fucking 40 minutes straight, without spacing out. Oh? Did you make it this far? Great! Now repeat it for another 8 times. Anyways, at least one of our teacher was at a vacation, so we were free for 2 lectures. But do you know what's the worst part is? It's fucking monday, we still have 4 more days until the weekend. Even if it's weekend, of course, we are not free, we still have a crap ton of homework to deal with. These days some memes and anime is the only thing that's keeping me sane…Okay I am technically talking to myself so I am not that sane, however, I believe in multiverse theory. So there might be somewhere, where someone is listening to me. Anyway, if you are asking what am I doing, that's easy I am sitting on the school bus. Why? That's easy, because my school is far, like really far away. There are like 800 students and at least 600 of them are using the school bus. Thanks to us other schools don't have many school buses. Heh, they can suck it.

Right now I am listening to some music with my Spotify while looking outside from the window, though I have seen this scene for like more than 50 times already. Anyways no can do if I look at the Reddit, I am sure some random anime tiddies would show up and someone might see it. Don't get me wrong I don't really care about my reputation so much, I am a fucking weeb for thigh's sake. Yes, you heard it right! For thigh's sake. I am also a depressed degenerate. I am sure I won't even be able to touch a girls hand befeo- Oh wait I already did that when I was still a normie virgin(which I still am a virgin). Well, I highly doubt I can touch a breast, or see(apart from porn and hentai, of course, they are sent from God to weebs like I, so why not use them).

*Slide*

Hmm, it seems it's my time to leave. I walked out of the school bus, then it's doors closed and it continued its route. I took of my keys from hoodies' pocket I had a black hoodie, black sweatpants(which surprisingly no teacher knew it was sweatpants and thought it was pants. Heh fools) I had a black t-shirt with red letters. I used my keys and opened the outside door. There were 3 doors later this one. One to our apartment, the other one to another apartment (there was a grandma, not my grandma but we are blood-related) and other to the terrace. Since I was tired, and I hardly ever go upstairs. I just turned to my left. There was a white door. It was our apartment's door. I walked towards it with a smile.

''Hello door.'' Then I burst out laughing. I don't know why but this line always made me laugh. When I calmed down, I used my keys an opened it.

*Click**Sliiiide*

Huh weird, it normally wouldn't make that much sound, gotta tell dad when he comes back home. Anyways, home sweat home, I walked towards my room, which was beside my parents room, so they couldn't have fun if they didn't want me to notice, and since I wasn't a heavy sleeper and could wake up if I hear a door open, I would jump out of the bed. So yeah, I don't know if it's good or bad, because of it if there is too much sound I can't sleep.

*Grumble*

Ah, I see little monster has awakened I guess. Meet my tummy, it can even eat more than a fucking black hole. Hell! it can even eat a black hole and it would want more food. I sighed and used my hand to look at my pockets. Then I found some money, since both my mom and dad were out working, I was alone, and since I suck at cooking more than a toddler, I decided to go outside and buy something from the convenience store.

DxD

I bought a few things, and now I was walking towards home.

After a few seconds, I was at the outside door. I unlocked it. Then I turned to the left and used my keys again.

*Click*

Huh? it didn't make much sound now. Well, that's something. Did Jesus came to my house and fixed the door? I will never know. Anyways since I am here again. I smiled.

''Hello doo-!?'' I wasn't able to finish.

I saw red liquid, a knife and a person with full black clothing. The knife pierced my throat. Then I was laying at the ground.

I was starting to feel… cold, I wanted to scream but only tears came.

ITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTS!

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W-what was that voice!?

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E-embrace it?

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F-from konosuba ?

Then everywhere was black.

DxD

… I think I shouldn't have tried to joke with that voice. Now I can't feel, like anything. I can't feel my legs, arms, hands. Hell, I can't even feel my one-eyed (not so little) snake. I did say I can't feel anything, but I think I am on a river or something. Maybe I am floating on the river Styx, I don't know what's going on anymore. Maybe I am reincarnating or something. I don't know.

DxD

… I have news, I don't know how good or bad it's buuuut, I can finally feel again. I think I am inside water? I dunno. I probably am a baby or something I have no idea. I wasn't freaky enough to watch impregnate woman. Since I knew I was going to die alone, I didn't need to know what the actual fuck was happening inside a woman when they are like this.

DxD

999.999.997, 999.999.998, 999.999.999,… I am bored, like really bored. When the hell am I going to leave he-!? What the fuck! Something is trying to come inside me. Waaah!? Go away! Go away! Wait, it is not hurting me and it seems that I can't even stop it. Fuck, go away! God, Buddha, Zeus, Odin who the hell is at the upstairs, please! Please help meeeee.

DxD

… That thing is inside me. Like everywhere, well I was able to stop it at least. It can't go 'deeper', by deeper I am talking about my soul,I think it was trying to eat my soul? I don't know man but it's not trying to destroy me at least. That's good. Well back to bor-!? What the actual fuck! Now, something else is trying to go inside fuck fuck fuck! I didn't ask for his who the hell is upstairs ahhhhhhhh!

DxD

…I wasn't able to stop the light, it's all over my fucking sould. Good thing is that other thing and this one isn't trying to destroy each other. It would really suck if I were to die again. Anyways I can now continue my counting numbers.

DxD

… I don't want to talk about the last few hours or so. Well, the good thing is I am outside! Fucking finally, I am literally crying(well I am a baby now what did you expect?). The one who was holding me was a maid, I think I am at a ho- What the fuck? Why am I getting held by a maid? Are my parents super rich or something? Then I realized I was perfectly able to see, like crystal clear. Then I heard a door opening.

*Creaaak*

I saw a man. He was looking to be in his 20's. He had shoulder-length crimson hair and blue-green eyes. He was wearing a fancy suit. When I looked at him, my brain was burned to the ground.

I-I am reincarnated to DxD!? FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, and it seems I am related to Sirzechs, tha-that means! I can have a harem. I-I am not going to die alone again, and I am going to get laid. I was crying even harder. But it was from joy. I don't know which God sent me here but, thank you, really. This is a dream come true for someone like me.

But when I saw Sirzechs' face, I was worried. He was looking at me with a concerned look. What the hell man? Shouldn't you be more… happy? You know. Then the maid who was holding me walked towards him and handed me to him. I thought they would give me to my mom first.

''Lucifer-sama.'' Maid bowed and went to sidelines. Then I tried to look at between my legs then I saw I still had my balls. Thank God for that.

Then he walked forward. I looked towards there. There was a woman with silver hair and red eyes. She had the same look as Sirzechs. Holy shit! I am the son of Sirzechs and Grayfia. Did I perhaps replace Millicas? I don't know.

Then I felt sleepy. Fuck, I really am sleepy. Nooo, my stamina is running lowwwww, I think my monster will wake up in a few minutes. Anyways I am going to sleep.

DxD

When I woke up, a green-haired Maou was in front of me. I nearly shit my self. Fuck! Are my parents handing me to their friends or something? What the hell man?

''Are you sure?'' I heard Sirzechs voice(or dads). Hello there dad, can someone explain to me what the actual seven hell is going on?

''His body is stronger than a human but, he is not a devil. He is just a strong human. No wings, no demonic energy.'' Answered Ajuka. What the hell? How the hell am I a human?

''Can you try using a devil Evil piece?'' Chotto mate! How in the hell am I human? I mean, both of my parents are devils. Hell! One of them is super evil, and the other one is the strongest queen, who was at the level of Maou! How did even happe- I froze. Wa-wait don't tell me the first thing that was trying to eat my soul was trying to make me a devil! No! No! No! I still have it all around my fucking body, I mean it's not in my soul but it's still inside me! Then I saw Ajuka holding a red Evil piece, It had a design of a king. Wait! They are illegal! I mean they can boost someone's power from 10 to 100 times. That's fucking op. How did Ajuka create them in the first place? And why isn't he and Sirzech not using them? I mean they are in the top 10 strongest beings. If they were to use that, they would fucking destroy the world. Then he pressed against my chest and… nothing.

''I… am sorry.'' He said with a sad tone. Oi genius! Don't give up that easily! Aren't you the brains of the whole Underworld! Because of you few generations probably were idiots since you got all the fucking brains. I mean Diodora was a fucking idiot. Since you got all the brains, he was nothing. I saw tears on Grayfia's eyes. And Sirzechs was trying not to cry. Oi, don't cry! I am still here you know. I mean I am sure he can do something AND even if I am a human, I am your son. Right?

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… I opened my eyes. It was cold, I looked around and everywhere was black and there were stars. It was snowing. Damn! Someone get me a heater or something. I am shivering for God's sake! I started to cry. Then a hand touched my chest I felt warm. I looked up and saw Sirzechs. What the hell dad? Why are we outside! It's fucking cold you know, and I am a newborn baby! I don't remember Underworld having stars, so we are in the human world? But why?

Then he stopped, there was a large building. It was colored in yellow and red. It had a big parking lot. I think there is a garden behind it. Then he stopped my thoughts as he spoke up.

''I am sorry, but… this is the only way we can protect you. We will always love you. Even if we can't be there for you.'' W-what! Don't fucking tell me you are going to-

With a sad smile, he laid me on the stairs in front of the door to the building. Pressed the doorbell.

*Ring*

Then he looked at me again and then he left with a magic circle.

I-I can't believe it. I started to cry, but there were no tears. It was only furry in my voice. THAT FUCKER! HE JUST FUCKING LEFT ME LIKE THAT! I mean, he is the motherfucking king of the devils and the STRONGEST one alive! For God's sake, couldn't he give me to one of his subordinates, and make him not talk about it! I mean I understand, having me know to the public would be chaos. Old Maou fuckers would go horny and try and use me as propaganda, and elders would want my fucking head but! Why, why leave me in an orphanage, and a human one no less! Then the realization hit me like a truck-kun.T-they didn't even fucking bother to give me a name, did they?

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… Well hello there. It has been a while since I talked to myself huh. It has been 11 years. Well, let me summarize 'em.

When the crimson fucker(Get the reference?) left me in front of an orphanage, I have been handed over to one after another. Until I was at an orphanage that I am currently staying. Well, not gonna lie, I never thought orphanages were this… wild. The whole orphanage was run by bullies. And since I had silver hair with some crimson and with red eyes(an eye now but it will come later) I was their punching bag. When I grow up, I started to defend myself against them but… it cost me an eye. Now I feel like a fucking pirate. At least I still have one eye. The ones who slashed my eye were transferred to a hospital(if you know what I mean), and I was at the bed for some time. Anyways, I didn't need to do jackshit since the staff was the one doing it. We only needed to clean our rooms. Since there was nothing else to do I started my magic training since I was driven by pure rage and hatred for revenge. Don't get me wrong, I know I was at the fault by not letting that eat my soul or whatever but, they shouldn't have done THIS! What the fuck! I have fucking rage-boner when I think about it. Anyways, like I was saying I was training, I had inherited both of their powers. I had p.o.d(power of destruction) and high affinity for Ice magic. I can say I am stronger then Rias when she was first introduced. Well, it's to be expected I guess, since I am the son of the crimson fucker and silver whore. Ugh! I am getting angry again. I might become Hulk if I don't stop it.

Anyways, other then these, I can use basic elemental magic, teleportation magic and stuff. Since I still can use demonic energy that 'thing' is producing. Oh right! I forgot to give my name it's 'Ren'. Well, I can live with that. It could have been worse. But I do feel like an old butler. Anyways, I think it's good enough, and no I don't have a surname. Since my parents fucking abandoned me, the last thing I would do is using their clan names.

Anyways, you might as 'where the hell did you train all this time?' kukuku, that's simple. I found an old plantation. When I say old, it's really old. Like if I use too much power it would collapse. I don't know what the actual hell is Japan government doing but anyways. Oh right! I never said which country I was at. Surprise surprise! It's Japan. Learning Japanese was a pain, like really hard! I am lucky I wasn't in China, I would kill myself if I was there. Well, I think I will be able to do change canon a bit after all! I think I will reveal my heritage when peace between 3 factions happen. I don't really know, and there is a lot of time for me.

Right now I am walking to the plantation I spoke about. The way there is a little… awkward? There is all sort of people, like prostitutes, mafia members, etc. I never celebrated my birthday, but I did celebrate my 'old' birthday. Why? because I didn't want to celebrate this fucked up birthday, so yeah. I know it's kinda dumb but… I do miss my 'old' parents..

Nothing I can do, I can only hope they don't cry much. I was a single child, my mom tried to birth a little brother to me but… you can guess what happened I guess.

''*Sigh*'' I don't really want to talk about my past life much anymore. I didn't cry because my new parents abandoned me, I cried because my 'old' parents would be sad.

…

Anyways, there are probably a few minutes until I reach the plantation. Then I heard a scream.

''H-help me! Somebody help me!''

I started running towards the voice. It was clearly a child's voice. I can't really call the police if I do I would be hunted down by the whole town. Well not really, I can probably use magic to destroy them but then I would be exposed to other supernaturals. So that's a big no, no. Then I turned to an alley. I was a boy that was probably around my age, he had spiky brown hair, I wasn't able to see his face because there were a trashcan and a huge hand. I didn't look at his face because his pants were already down.

I felt furious, if there were some people who would make me more furious then crimson fucker and silver whore, it was rapists, child rapists. I saw a lot of people in this life, and there were some children who were having nightmares about rapists.

I moved faster than a human could see, and my fist was balled. I struck his eye first, then I struck his 'sorry thing' he was at the ground, then I kicked his face. He was laying there, I readied my fist to kill him for good. What? Where are you expecting me to just leave him here? So he could do it again against another child? Fuck no! When I was going to hit him, someone hugged me.

''Thank you! Thank you! He told me he would hit me if I were to scream again, I was so scared. Thank you!'' He was crying to my shoulder. Well, there goes the killing part I guess. I can't let this kid see a fucking dead body. It would traumatize him.

''Calm down, calm down. You are safe now. He can't hurt you.'' I said to him with a smile. Then I took his hand.

''Come on let's get out of here.'' I lead him through the alley.

''You were so strong Nii-san! How old are you?'' You know you should probably ask my name first, but anyways.

''I am 11, what about you ?''

''I am 11 as well!'' Before I could talk, someone shouted at me.

''Hey silver! Did you take a boy to date or something ?'' He said with a laugh. I saw Boulder. No not a real fucking bolder in a street, 'Boulder' was the guy's nickname. Everyone around here uses nicknames, like mine. It's 'silver' since I have silver hair and all that you know.

Anyways, Boulder was a massive dude, he was more than 1.90 meters. He had jet black hair with a knife scar on his forehead. He was really strong as well.

Well at least he is friendly, if you don't tick him off that is, and he doesn't like rapists like I. I sighed.

''I found him in an alley, the guy had his pants down.'' I said to him, he looked deadly serious. He walked towards us and put a hand to my shoulder.

''I will take care of him, you take the kid.'' I nodded.

Then we continued to walk.

''Hey Nii-san. Why do you have an eyepatch?''… Well, he was going to find it one way or another I guess.

''It's because it is no use to me anymore.'' I said with a sad smile. He gasped.

''That's terrible! Who could have done something like this?'' I looked at him with a surprised expression. He is a kind soul.

''Don't worry about it, I am used to it. Anyways, why were you alone, where are your parents ?''

''Nii-san, you are not with your parents as well. Where are they ?'' Ah…

''They… they apparently didn't want me, so I am orphan.'' He gasped again and hugged me.

''That's terrible! You are so strong and so good! Why would they do such thing!'' He said with tears. I… I never thought someone would care about me this much.

''Anyways, don't worry yourself too much about me. It was in the past, I can't do anything besides going forward.'' I said with a smile as we resumed our walk.

''Anyways, why were you out here without your parents?'' He scratched the back of his head.

''Um… I wanted to get a magazine since we were at a vacation.'' A magazine?

''Why didn't you came here alone then ?'' I raised an eyebrow at him.

''Because it's a super-secret magazine! My Okaasan would be mad if she knew it. And the man who was hurting me said he would help me get it.'' Wow, this kid trusts someone way easily!

''O-oh, and what is this 'super-secret magazine' about ?'' I sweatdropped.

''There are ladies with huge oppai!'' W-what? Then I looked at him more closely, he had spiky brown hair, he had light brown eyes…

''Say, what was your name ?'' He was looking confused before a sudden look of realization hit him. He looked at me with a wide smile. Oh God, he looks just like-

''I'm Issei, Hyoudou Issei.'' He told me.''Nice to meet you Nii-san.''

… Holy fucks at the upstairs, why have you forsaken me like this?

DxD

Then I left Issei at the police station because I needed to go orphanage. He was crying like a baby when I left but, I really couldn't wait. If I did I would have to sleep outside. Since when you are late, doors would be locked. I told the officers what happened and left. Well, not exactly, I didn't say where we knocked him out, and I didn't tell them I knocked him with a bare fist, instead, I told them I knocked him out with a brick then run away.

Good thing is, Issei went along with it. Still, I can't believe I have met him this early, he is just 11 like I, so there is still 6 years or something before the canon starts. And how the actual fuck is he a pervert when he is just 11! I was a horny piece of shit when I was 13! Fuck.

But… he is a nice kid not gonna lie. He has a big heart for a little kid of his age. He hugged me when he heard crimson fucker and silver whore didn't want me. He even cried for me… But I doubt I will see him for some time…

DxD

Nevermind, he and his parents came to the orphanage I was at(how in the seven hells did they figured out that!?) and wanted to talk with me. When I walked inside the meeting room, a brown missile launched at me.

''Nii-san! I missed you!'' said our lovable pervert.

''Come one! My parents wanted to meet you.'' He said as he grabbed my hand. When they saw I was wearing an eyepatch they weren't confused. I guess Issei told them about it.

They were looking almost exactly like anime, but with fewer wrinkles. His mother Miki Hyoudou had darker shade brown hair and brown eyes. And his father Gorou Hyoudou was the same looking hair and eyes as Issei.

''Ah, so you are the heroic Nii-san Issei talked about.'' Said Mr. Hyoudou with a smile. ''I wanted to thank you for saving my son!''

''It wasn't a problem, everyone would have done it.'' I answered.

''No, I don't believe many 11-year-olds would attack a grown-up man. Give yourself some credit. Issei told us you were living in an orphanage and the police officers were nice enough to tell us where it was. I wanted to ask you, how long have you been here?''

''All of my life.'' I was confused, why would they want to know?

''Did your parents left you when you were born ?'' He asked.

''I believe they left me when I was 1 or 2 days old.'' This was getting weird. What was this about? Then he closed his eyes for a moment, then he opened them and looked to my eye.

''We wanted to ask you if you wanted to live with us?''

I… I was frozen. They wanted to… adopt me?

''I-I don't understand. Why- why do you want to adopt me?

''I always wanted a big family, but I had trouble with my pregnancies. It's a miracle that my sweat Ise survived.'' Mrs. Hyoudou said with a smile as she caressed Issei's head.'' I am sure Ise would love to have a big brother.''

I saw Issei nodding with a smile over and over. I saw a drop of water fall down to the floor. I-I am crying? H-huh I wasn't able to close my heart after all.

''But… but! You don't know anything about me! So why?'' I said, slowly my voice started to break and become hiccups.

''I know that you saved Ise while risking your life. That tells me more than enough.''

Then Issei hugged me.

''Nii-san, please! We can be real brothers for real!''

Then I looked at them and made my decision.

''My name is Ren, I will be in your care.'' I sobbed. Then they group hugged me. My new parents and my little brother that I wasn't able to have in my old life.

That was the second family that was willing to love me. I cried I was happy…

DxD

Author's Note: Well, that was some good start if I say so myself. More than 4000 words and all.

Well I will be saying this. I was inspired by ippon who made a story called 'A Self-Insert troublesome adenture'. It was really good, it's a shame he hasn't updated for more than a year. It was really getting good as well. So I wanted to make a story like his. I hope he doesn't mind though. It won't be the same as his though, I won't be giving spoilers if you haven't read it. If you didn't go and do it seriously!

Anyways I don't know how often I will be updating this, but when I do I am going to make it at least 4000 words. So yeah, it might take some time before I can update since I will be busy as fuck this may, I will be having my last exams and shit but! When we enter June I will be able to probably update this every weak or two.

And I probably won't be updating my other story 'Magician Dragon' since I will be busy as fuck.

Well, goodbye for Ņ̸̬͚̦̰̥̎̆ȍ̶̞̻̑ͣ̏w͇̲̭̐̿̀ͫ̈́̀͝.

Spoiler:

By the way, my OC(or me lol) will have a sacred gear if you are wondering.