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Facebook Mania: Chapter One

Richard Castle is now friends with Kate Beckett, Javier Esposito, Kevin Ryan, and Lanie Parish.

45 minutes ago Like · Comment

Kate Beckett, Kevin Ryan, Lanie Parish, and Javier Esposito like this.

Javier Esposito About time, bro!

40 minutes ago Like 3 people like this.

Kate Beckett You'd think he was a celebrity or something, being so careful to not except imposters :p

38 minutes ago Like

Richard Castle What can I say? All my adoring fans…

35 minutes ago Like 100+ like this.

Lanie Parish Yup, still cocky.

33 minutes ago Like Kate Beckett likes this.

Richard Castle Who ever said I changed? ;]

32 minutes ago Like Javier Esposito and one other likes this.

Javier Esposito He's got you there.

29 minutes ago Like

Lanie Parish Javier!

28 minutes ago Like

Javier Esposito Sorry!

28 minutes ago Like 2 people like this.

Kevin Ryan Aww, aren't you two cute? And you thought we didn't know…

24 minutes ago Like Kate Beckett, Richard Castle, and one other likes this.

Richard Castle Wait, know what?

22 minutes ago Like

Kate Beckett Nice try, Castle. I already told Lanie that we knew.

15 minutes ago Like

Richard Castle Kill joy.

14 minutes ago Like 2 people like this.

Lanie Parish I've been telling her that for years.

14 minutes ago Like Richard Castle likes this.

Kevin Ryan Guys, you know that all of Castle's fans can read this, right?

13 minutes ago Like

Kate Beckett It's about time they figure it out.

11 minutes ago Like Richard Castle likes this.

Lanie Parish Figure what out, exactly?

11 minutes ago Like

Kate Beckett ;x

8 minutes ago Like Richard Castle likes this.

Richard Castle Uh oh…

8 minutes ago Like 2 people like this.

Lanie Parish Girl, call me…NOW!

7 minutes ago Like

Richard Castle Somebody's in trouble…

5 minutes ago Like Lanie Parish likes this.

Kate Beckett Shut up, Castle.

3 minutes ago Like 3 people like this.

Kevin Ryan Mom and dad fighting like old times….

1 minute ago Like 5 people like this.


Richard Castle is now friends with Alexis Castle and Roy Montgomery.

2 hours ago Like · Comment

Alexis Castle and Roy Montgomery like this.

Javier Esposito You weren't friends with your daughter? That's just…wrong.

50 minutes ago Like 3 people like this.

Richard Castle I haven't been on facebook in a LONG time.

47 minutes ago Like

Alexis Castle It's true. Normally, he's on twitter.

45 minutes ago Like 100+ people like this.

Richard Castle Thanks, pumpkin.

44 minutes ago Like Alexis Castle likes this.

Kate Beckett Father-daughter bonding time 3

39 minutes ago Like Richard Castle and 4 others like this.

Richard Castle If you came over we could have some Rick and Kate bonding time ;) ;)

38 minutes ago Like 5 people like this.

Kate Beckett No comment.

34 minutes ago Like

Lanie Parish I'm beside her. She's blushing.

32 minutes ago Like Richard Castle likes this.

Kate Beckett Thanks, Lanie….

28 minutes ago Like

Lanie Parish No problem, girl ;]

22 minutes ago Like

Kate Beckett Castle, you there?

16 minutes ago Like

Richard Castle I'm always here.

14 minutes ago Like Lanie Parish likes this.

Kate Beckett I've been trying to call you for the last five minutes…

12 minutes ago Like

Richard Castle On the phone with publisher…what's up?

11 minutes ago Like

Kate Beckett Oh, ok. Just call me once you're finished.

8 minutes ago Like

Richard Castle Done.

7 minutes ago Like 2 people like this.


Kate Beckett loves Richard Castle for ever and ever!

About an hour ago Like · Comment

100+ people like this.

Roy Montgomery Looks like you guys have a couple of fans.

58 minutes ago Like 100+ like this.

Javier Esposito More than a couple. Wait till Beckett sees this.

54 minutes ago Like Kevin Ryan and Lainie Parish like this.

Kevin Ryan Castle, man, it was nice knowing you.

53 minutes ago Like 4 people like this.

Lanie Parish Castle, you realize Kate's gonna kill you right?

51 minutes ago Like 3 people like this.

Richard Castle What did I do?

47 minutes ago Like

Lanie Parish

46 minutes ago Like Javier Esposito likes this.

Javier Esposito ^I second that^

45 minutes ago Like Lanie Parish likes this.

Richard Castle Oh come on, guys. You can't honestly believe that I put that, can you?

43 minutes ago Like

Lanie Parish Either that or Beckett was drunk…oops, did I just say that?

41 minutes ago Like Richard Castle likes this.

Kevin Ryan Yes, yes you did.

39 minutes ago Like

Richard Castle oooo, what else does she say when she's drunk? ;)

39 minutes ago Like

Lanie Parish I guess you'll have to find out yourself.

35 minutes ago Like 4 people like this.

Richard Castle I believe that can be arranged.

34 minutes ago Like 1 person likes this.

Lanie Parish Castle…

31 minutes ago Like

Roy Montgomery Rick, you better not be thinking about anything too drastic.

23 minutes ago Like 5 people like this.

Richard Castle No worries, 'Cap.

21 minutes ago Like

Lanie Parish Oh god…I need to see this.

20 minutes ago Like 6 people like this.


Kate Beckett is going to kill Richard Castle!

1 minute ago Like · Comment

Lanie Parish What'd I tell you?

55 seconds ago Like 10 people like this.