Brother, Can We Keep Him!

I found a kitten by the side of a road,

Outside where it was rainy and cold,

He was crying out too me as he shivered in fear,

BROTHER, CAN WE KEEP HIM, CAN WE KEEP HIM!

You know he has nowhere else to go,

And I'm not going to settle for "no",

He so cute, I can keep him in my suit!,

BROTHER, CAN WE KEEP HIM, CAN WE KEEP HIM!

You're so stubborn! He needs a home!,

I don't want him to live out in the rain alone,

Without food or shelter, or a place to stay,

BROTHER, CAN WE KEEP HIM, CAN WE KEEP HIM!

You made a deal with Roy Mustang? Why!,

If you don't let me keep him, I'll cry!,

Mustang doesn't seem like a cat person anyway!,

…But I heard he likes dogs a lot.

Fin.