"Near, what did you do with my chocolate?"
"Oh nothing."
"GIVE IT BACK NEAR!"
"First you will need to do something..."
"No Near Anything BUT THAT!"
"You want the chocolate?"~N
Yes i do want it...okay lets get this over with"~M
(L walks in right in the middle of when they are fucking)
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEAR! I THOUGHT WE HAD A THING!" ~L
"L i had to or else he said he was gonna kill you" ~N
"WHAT NO I DIDNT!"~M
"WHEN DID I SAY THAT NEAR!"~M
"when you were raping me me because i took your chocolate"~N
"What the Frick Near! You stole my chocolate and made me! L, you know my only love is chocolate. I hate Near!"~M
" then what are you doing right now? that white stuff coming out of your d*ck?~N
"I JUST WANTED MY CHOCOLATE!" *is starting to cry* "L, chocolate is to me like Near is to you. I FREAKIN LOVE IT! DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?" ~M
"why didn't you just go to the store?"~L
"Because I got this from my grandmother in Australia. They have the best chocolate there and I couldn't let Near have it."~M
( Near eating the last piece of chocolate while Mello was talking)
"WHAT IS YOU'RE FREAKING PROBLEM! YOU LITTLE PSYCHO KID! I JUST GET DONE EXPLAINING WHY I LOVE THAT CHOCOLATE AND YOU EAT IT! YOU MADE ME DO THAT FOR NOTHING YOU PERVERT! I HATE YOU!" ~M
(Mello starts putting his tongue in Nears mouth to get the chocolate)
"Mello, if you were so disappointed and you said Near made you, what exactly are you doing? "~L
"I'm trying to get the leftover chocolate from this little Psycho what else does it-*Mello realized what he is doing quickly gets up and says"what AM I DOING i cant believe I'm actually doing this just to get chocolate "~M
"Seems believable. You have an unhealthy obsession, wouldn't you think?" ~Near
"I agree. You need to find a healthier thing. Like apples or grapes or...Near, would you happen to have any strawberries?"~L
"Mello we need to get you some help. i think its time to take you to chocoholics anonymous"~L
"Yes, brilliant idea L. There was a chocoholic meeting scheduled in a near by hotel meeting room tomorrow. Maybe you should go."
"i-i think your right L i wanna solve this problem but chocolate is so good its like trying to get you and your strawberries apart"~M
"THAT IS A DIFFERENT THING!"~L
"Maybe you're right. But I still want to eat chocolate, for it is my love!"~M
"Near loves me but you don't see him kissing me every moment"~L
Mello stares at L, then at Near. "What are you're people's problems? and I need to see a psychiatrist!"~M
"your the one that was getting the chocolate out of my boyfriends mouth" ~L
"That's because chocolate is to me like Near is to you! If I had the best, most juiciest, most reddest strawberry in my mouth,what would you do?"~M
"i would round house kick you and then take the strawberry out of your mouth"~L
"See? In the end you would get your strawberry. Just like I got my chocolate. Its the same thing, only different.~M
"I guess"L
"So. Near, you need to go to my grandmother in Australia and apologize, then buy me more"~M
"...If"~N
"?"~M
"You gotta apologize for calling me a pervert"~N
*you're a pervert?*~L
"...if I do you swear you'll go to Australia and buy me some chocolate?"~M
"Yes i promise, if i can take L with me. For a vacation"~N
"WHAT ABOUT ME!"~M
"Mello, if u went then there would be no reason for us to go "~L
" Well, then Matt and I will go somewhere awesome, and you'll be jealous! I KNOW YOU WILL BE!"~M
"Have fun? But not too much fun"~L
"We'll go to a comic-con or something and you will be jealous. OH SO JEALOUS!"~M
"Ya i will be, if you guys are having fun ,you know bed room fun, Just kidding i won't be jealous cuz me and L are staying up ALL night"~N
"Well, I hope Kira kills you both"~M
"MELLO don't joke about that"~L
"It's a serious matter, Mello."~Near
"Not as serious as Matt's and My relationship~M
"How long have you been going out?" L
"4 months and we started you know, fucking since last month"~M
"Wow, quick relationship."~N
"Well, Near and I need to go book some plane tickets. See you." ~L
"Okay bye! DON'T YOU FUCKING FORGET MY DAMN CHOCOLATE!"~M
"We might just"~Near
"if you don't bring it i will rape you in your sleep"~M
"So, you're in love with my boyfriend!" ~L
"What? NO!" *starts blushing*~M
"Look at the color in your cheeks! What would Matt say?" ~N
"What about me?" ~Matt
"Matt! My boyfriend!" *kisses Matt on lips*
"And don't you forget"~ Matt
"Look at all this love." L says tearing
*Near starts bawling* "Theres so much confusion! And Mello, get some pants on!"
"I agree with Near, get some pants on." L
"Fine I will but I'm wearing my sexy tight leather pants"~Mello
"Yeah Buddy" ~Matt
*Smacks Mello's butt*
"So I heard we're going to a comic con?" ~Matt
"Yeah, it'll be epic. We'll see your favorites; Pikachu, Zelda, Link, and the Power Puff girls." -Mello
"if i see a guy dressed like Link and he hot can i please kiss him, Mello?"~Matt
"Fine. But only a quick one okay?"~Mello
*mutters under his breath*"killjoy"~Matt
*after taking out I phone and going on Internet* "Looks like the comic con is in Sydney this year. I guess we will be on the same flight" ~Near
"P Sherman 42 Wallaby, Sydney?"~Matt
"yes indeed"~Near
"no fucking way!"~Matt
"Well, I guess it's a Wammy Vacation" ~L
"so what am i gonna wear Oh my God, i have never worried about this! i need a costume!"~Matt
"what about Watari?"~N
"Watari will need to stay here and keep me up to date on the Kira cases."~L
"OH MY GOSH! We should go as Finn and Princess Bubblegum from adventure time" ~Mello
"No! i want to be Jake! Cuz he can stretch in "different" places you know want I'm talking about? eh? eh?~Matt
"Then I want to be LSP, LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS" ~Mello
"Fine! but LSP is ugly and lumpy"~Matt
"HURTFUL! I can't believe I love you, after you insult me like that!" ~Mello
*Near and L slowly leave the room*
"I'm sorry Mello i didn't mean it i was just-" *breaks off crying* "I can understand if you don't want to talk to me"~Matt
"It's okay Matt, I was overreacting"
"No i was being a douche"~Matt
"I just insulted lumpy space princess cuz she is ugly and your not"~Matt
"Matt, you are the best guy I ever had! Let's go pack for comic con" ~Mello
"yes I'm gonna be Jake!"~Matt
"Then I will be Finn"~Mello
"Alright!"~Matt