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Inspiration: Anger

TaurenLeaf Primary

Moral of the Day: Watch your intake of coffee. It will turn against you. EDITED! (Just took out a couple of words)

"What the…."

"Huh? Sorry, say again?" Tenten looked up. Sakura was in the middle of the check-up when she stopped, looming over the coffee machine.

"Look at this! Is this how they learned to treat Tsunade-sama's apprentice?"

Sakura stood silent, gripping her pen tighter. It broke. She tossed the pieces into the trash…along with the other fifty halves of pens. Her mind was set to keeping this building feeling to herself for as long as possible. It wasn't long.

"…SASUKE!"

This was bound to happen some day. It was just a matter of time.

Haruno Sakura had spent the larger part of the last two years at Konoha Hospital. Stuck, in this maddening, smells-like-stale-vomit room. Being here, going through the same routine everyday could really get to a woman. It was always wake up, coffee, training, coffee, lunch, paperwork, nurse-work, coffee, paperwork, coffee, dinner, and sleep.

And that…was her excuse.

"Eh…Sakura, are you okay?" Tenten asked, worried. At least there was one sane person around.

The poor girl just needed to take her anger out at someone. It didn't matter who, so naturally, she picked Sasuke-kun.

"DAMN IT SASUKE! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU—" Sakura shouted (and mimicked strangling someone to express this).

"Sakura! What's wrong?" said Tenten.

Sakura started over, "WHEN I FIND YOU—…YOU ARE SO…"

A light bulb went off in Tenten's mind. This was clearly Sakura's way of snapping after months of back-breaking, eye-falling-out, mind-numbing work. Who wouldn't yell at their traitor of a loved one, even when their location was unknown? Hah.

"—I'LL KILL YOU!"

Whoa there….That's…different. Tenten was expecting something more along the lines of 'when I find you, I'll crush you with a super love-filled hug!' and maybe force a kiss outta him…

"Hah! You're such a joker, Sakura-san!"

"I SWEAR I WILL KILL HIM!"

"Well then, I guess not."

"I'M GOING TO BEAT HIM UP SO BADLY! HE WON'T EVEN BE RECOGNIZABLE WHEN I'M DONE!"

"Yeah, then you'll just heal him…"

"I MOST DEFINITELY WILL NOT! I'M GOING TO LET HIM SUFFER! SUFFER, SUFFER, AND SUFFER!"

"Uh…"

"THE HELL WITH 'KUN'! I HATE HIM! THE BASTARD! GOD! IF HE LOVED POWER SO MUCH, WHY DOESN'T HE JUST GO AND MARRY IT! IT'LL MAKE A MUCH BETTER WIFE THAN ME, WOULDN'T IT?"

"Sakura…"

"AND LET HIS PRECIOUS OROCHIMARU-CHAN GIVE HIS BLESSINGS! THEY COULD EVEN HAVE THEIR WEDDING IN A DUNGEON FULL OF STRONG FREAKS! I'M SURE SASUKE-KUN WOULD LOVE THAT! HE COULD GO ON A KILLING SPREE RIGHT AFTER THE 'I-DO' VOWS!"

"—Sakura, if you're not going to finish the check up, I'm leaving."

"SURE! WHATEVER! SEE IF I CARE! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE WITH NEJI! YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT!"

Tenten quickly left the room. Sakura's ranting was still heard through the door. In fact, it was still heard outside the hospital.

"AAAAAAAAHAHA! I'LL RIP HIS ARMS OFF! HIS BELOVED ARMS! AND THEN HIS LEGS! AND HIS LUNGS! AND THE HEART TOO! NO WAIT! HE DOESN'T HAVE A HEART! THAT'S RIGHT! HE'LL SUFFER UNTIL I GET SOME DECENT TREATMENT AROUND HERE!"

And that's when Sakura began tearing up her room. She was demonstrating just how she was going to rip Sasuke apart, with her desk…her chair…and shredding a weeks worth of paperwork as the 'bastard's face'…

"HE WILL DIE BY MY HANDS! I MEAN REALLY, WHEN HAS HE EVER HELPED ME WITH ANYTHING? I'VE WASTED 12 YEARS OF MY LIFE OVER HIM! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? HITTING ME! 'THANK YOU' MY ASS! HE HAD NO IDEA WHO HE WAS DEALING WITH THEN, BUT NOW….FEEL THE WRATH OF THE NEW HARUNO SAKURA! UCHIHA SASUKE! YOU WILL DIE!"

In the office directly above the lunatic's own, the Godaime smiled. Her young apprentice had needed to ventilate her anger for quite some time now. What better way to help than sabotaging the coffee supply?

A/N: Edited

TaurenLeaf Primary- This was the only way I could think of to show my thoughts on the whole Sasuke situation. I like SasuSaku, but not Sasuke. And it wouldn't make sense if it wasn't Sakura saying all this…

Hm….this is much better….I didn't notice before but when I read this over again it seemed pretty stupid...that must show how much I've grown since school got out XD

Achoo!

"Ah...Sasuke-kun, it seems someone is complaining about you..."

Achoo!

"Hmm...Judging by the length of the sneeze, I would have to say...it's someone in Konoha. KuKuKu...how cute...I'll bet its Sakura-chan..."

"—Shut up"