Here it is.
"Oh my god guys" said Peter to his buddy Quagmire outside his house "I can't wait to see Avengers Endgame this weekend"
"I know I know! Ooh I'm so excited" giggled Quagmire.
Before more could be said, Kit Harrington walked over to the two.
"Hey, I'm Kit Harrington, the actor behind Jon Snow. We're going to fight White Walkers this weekend"
"... On any other weekend that would be exciting, please move on so I can enjoy Endgame.
End.