Insane Immortals

by paigeandtiger

This is a collection of letters sent between Elrond and Thranduil concerning their two sons, Legolas and Estel (Aragorn.) Read, laugh, review, and enjoy!

1. Chapter 1

Dear Elrond,

Could Legolas stay with you for a few weeks? He is driving everyone crazy and we need a break.

Sincerely,

Thranduil of Mirkwood

Dear Thranduil,

We would be delighted to have Legolas here! Please send him with twice the amount of clothes, as he and Estel can find more ways to destroy a tunic than I or anyone else in my household can count.

Yours truly,

Elrond of Rivendell

Dear Elrond,

Thank you. I need a vacation.

Sincerely,

Thranduil of Mirkwood

Dear Thranduil,

I am afraid that I must ask you for 50 pieces of gold to help pay for the damages to Rivendell. Legolas had a rather exuberant arrival, as he and Estel rode through my halls on horseback, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake.

Yours truly,

Elrond of Rivendell

Dear Elrond, I am sorry for the damages. Tell Legolas that if I hear that he has caused any more trouble, I will leave him in Dol Guldur to party with the Orcs.

Sincerely,

Thranduil of Mirkwood