Hey :D I found this on my computer and I thought what the hell I'll put it on fan fiction.

Disclaimer: If owned vampire night I'd own zero…but I don't

"Yuuki honey, wake up!" Juri called from downstairs. Yuuki yawned why did the summer had to end so fast. "Ugh" she moaned into her pillow.

"Stop whining, at least you get to see that new boy in your class, what's his name

again?" "Dad you should seriously know by now he is my friend ya know!"

"It's not my fault that im getting old" he chuckled his grin as big as a banana.

"Fine I give up I'll guess"

"....'''

"Ichi?"

"...."

"No"

"......"

"Daisuke?"

"........."

"NO!"

"THEN WHAT IS IT?" Yuuki mumbled something under her breath before she ran downstairs to have breakfast. "It's Zero dad" she said as she grabbed her toast and sat at the table.

"Haruka…you should know the name of Yuuki's boyfriend by now" Juri told him.

"BOYFRIEND?..." "Whoa Zero as a boyfriend WTH!" Yuri's reaction didn't shock her mother at the least in fact Yuuki turned as red as a tomato.

"Your face says it all" Zero walked in with a clam tone "NOOOOOOO this cant get any worse!" Zero smirked at Yuuki and hugged her from behind. Yuuki's mom and dad just stared and said awww! Then suddenly it hit her. "AHHH get away from me pervert!" "I don't know what you're talking about" He said again. If eyes could speak his would say "haha catch me if you can!" And that's what Yuuki intended to do.

Yuuki ran after him in the garden "I'm GOING TO KILL YOU!""

"Oooh im so scared" "I mean it"

Yuuki grasped her knuckles and flexed their muscles. "You are so going down" Zero said to her after he smirked yet again before he ran off. "Run run as fast as you can, you can't chase me I'm the sexy man" Zero sang in her ears. "You? Sexy pfft.." Yuuki started to cackle like a wild hyena "BAHAHA maybe if I were drunk" Zero raised his eye brows "Really…?" "Really." She replied to him with a smirk. "Not even if I do…this?

Suddenly Yuukis world came tumbling down down into reality of what she saw.

End of normal POV

Zero's pov

I'm kissing her, wow her lips are as soft as I expected!

Now of course Zero could've thought of anything else to do but instead all he did was simply grab Yuuki's boob (A.N Zero isn't a perve..but he is young so he wouldn't know what a boob was!) The next thing he knew he had a red hand mark across his face. "What the hell did I do?" ". me." She said with a fury burning in her eyes. "Shit" was the first word that came to his thoughts. "Oh you'll see what shit truly is!" Yuuki grabbed Zero by the collar and dragged him to her bathroom, she knocked him unconscious then when he didn't notice she stuck his head in the toilet. "MUHAHA" she laughed evilly.

~In the morning (yes that right zero had been asleep with his head in the toilet ;D)

What's this smell? It's definitely not perfume that's for sure! Zero sniffed a little bit more. Gulp. TOILET WATER! Yuuki had stuffed his head in the toilet for revenge!

Zero reached for the seat but instead his hands were tied behind his back! "Yuuki!"

A.N I just had to torture him? Didn't I hehe. Hope you liked it