OK guess who's back! That's right it's me! The One, The Only…. Raya Unagi! AND HELL YA I GOT ANOTHER STORY FOR ALL YA! *laughs* Anyway This one I have a couple friends of mine in it andddd this is a special story! I'm not going into detail but I might as well Get on with the story. Right?

Tobi: Raya-chan does not own Naruto or her friends oc's… She owns only herself. X3

Good boy Tobi! Now on with the story!

"talking"

'thoughts'

Alter egos or a side of Zetsu.white zetsu black zetsu

Sarcasm

(author note)

*Prolog*

It all started in the world of Naruto where the Akatsuki were going on a group mission. To destroy some witch who was considered a threatto the famous group of well know S-rank Villains… This Witch (imagine Blair from Soul Eater)… Was having a bunch of fun messing with them while staying above ground on her broom. That is until Hidan, the crazy insane psycho Jashin obsessed lunatic, decided to say a few certain (*coughvulgarcough*) words that ended up pissing her off.

"Why don't you fucking come down here you stupid fucking bitch!" Hidan shouted as he tried and failed to hit her with his three bladed scythe.

"But it's much more fun up here silly boy." The young witch laughed as she winked at him as she once again avoided his attack. She quickly had her broom move to the side to dodge the blond terrorist's clay bird. "Your going to have to try harder then that boys."

Deidara twitched and looked to Sasori (I want him alive so he'll be alive *sticks tongue out*) as if for some sort of help.

The (awesome) puppeteer was too focused on using his puppet The Third Kazekage and it's Iron Sand technique. To try and squish or rather crush the tiny and (to him) annoying witch.

The Witch giggled as she sent a spell towards the iron sand and knocking it away. "Is that the best you can do?"

Meanwhile Konan and Pein were trying to come up with some sort of plan to corner the said witch and destroy her once and for all.

Tobi just ran around in circles freaking out and calling out for his sempai to help him.

Kisame tried to slash the witch with his trusty sword Samehade. While he did that and unfortunately missed, Itachi came up right behind Kisame, jumping up, and activated Sharingan making him faster then normal.

The witch, who was the target of Itachi's attack simply created a invisible shield around her causing Itachi to be forced back. Upon hitting the invisible shield, Itachi did a back flip in the air and skidded safely on the ground.

"Whoops. I forgot to mention about my shield. Silly me." The witch (who I shall give a random name cause I'm very weird like that) Kimberly giggled as she flew around happily.

Zetsu came out of the ground to discuss something important with Pein and Konan.

"Leader… That witch… I can't seem to sense her chakra." Zetsu stated like it was the most obvious thing in the world and only complete idiots wouldn't figure it out.

Pein sighed before replying. "I know that Zetsu that's why Paper girl and I are trying to figure out how to dispose of her…"

"Paper Girl?" Konan exclaimed obviously pissed at him. "I'm locking my room tonight for that Pein.." (*falls over laughing* I-I'm s-sorry *laugh* b-but. I-I *laugh* h-had too XD)

"B-but that's sexy time…" Pein whined. (note if you haven't figured it out already this is crack!)

Zetsu had a shocked look on his face as his jaw was dropped due to the randomness of the so-called-Leader.

Meanwhile back with the fight…

Kakuzu was sending his thread tentacles towards the witch only to have one of her spells cut them like scissors cut paper.

"Oooo how cool!" Kimberly the witch (as if no one knew by now) said in awe.

"You stupid fucking Bitch. You know I can't wait to fucking sacrifice you to Jashin-sama! I'm going to tear you to fucking pieces!" Hidan shouted again at Kimberly.

"Can you please refrain from swearing? There could be little kids around you know." She scolded Hidan much like a mother would do to a naughty child.

"What The Fuck! FUCK NO! And I don't care about the fucking little bastards!"

"I'll ask you just once more… Stop swearing I don't like it!"

"Oh? And what the fuck are you going to do about it? Huh? You've been fucking dodging all our attacks like some fucking noob!" Hidan smirked as he made the noob reference.

Kimberly glared at them as she raised her hands and summoned a… (make your guesses!) Pudding Portal! Which sucked all the Akatsuki into it, therefore, covering them in delicious pudding as they were thrusted from their world to another.

(meanwhile in the other world... Or known to us.. The real world. Five girls were discussing random things in the park)

"I'm telling you Pikachu vs Golem. Pikachu would Win!" A crazed redhaired girl with bright green eyes stated loudly to her friend with wavy brown hair and deep brown eyes.

"What? Your crazy! Golem would win. It's earth vs electric Raya!" She argued.

"But then how did Pikachu beat Onix? hmmm? How? Tell me that Kat?" Raya questioned.

A brunette with blue eyes sighed and said. "Their at it again Ami-Chan."

Ami looked at her with her blue-green eyes and nods. "Think either will stop soon Aya-Chan?"

"Nope." Aya replied as she tried to tone them out. "what do you think Nicole?"

Said girl looked up from her book and stated quietly. "I think someone would've noticed the portal that came out of no where in front of us..."

All five girls suddenly stopped what they were doing at the moment to notice the amazing portal.

"It looks like it's made of pudding!" Stated Aya suddenly and looked like she was going to go insane from a dream come true.

"OMJ YOUR RIGHT! ... OW!" Raya yelled then rubbed her head from getting whacked by Nicole's book. "Nicolleeeee-sama! you didn't have to hit so hardddd!"

"hn..."

Suddenly the Akatsuki fell out of the portal covered in pudding.

"OW WHAT THE FUCK?" A purple eyed, pudding covered man shouted to no one in particular.

"oh Raya is that your twin?" Kat joked as she started laughing.

"shut up nya!" Raya looked away and started pouting.

Nicole was focusing more on the people who were covered in pudding then the bickering that was coming from her group of friends.

Ami was almost hyperventilating because of a certain red head that got up and was trying to get the pudding off of him. (sorry Ami-Chan don't kill me..)

Finally after many moments of silence, the well known leader suddenly spoke.

"Where... are we?" He looked towards Nicole, seeing as she was the only one who wasn't freaking out from being teased, hyperventilating due to certain pudding covered puppet man, laughing due to teasing, or thinking about pudding. (... don't kill me please.)

*chapter ends!*

sorry about all that and I hope it doesn't suck. Also my friends oc's... I hope I didn't screw them up... Also in the next chapter another oc may show up. Alex you know what I'm talking about... I hope.

Review people and I'll update sooner! :3 hopefully I can get 10 reviews that would be awesome! Thanks for reading and stay tune for the next one.