Title: Times Six

Pairing: I don't know yet, any suggestion?

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters ::sighing:: So don't sue me?

Note: ::sweatdrop:: My first Tenchi fic, so please C & C

Chapter 1

"Dammit!" Washu cursed. Sticking her finger in her mouth, she glared irritably at the cord that shocked her. Damn thing. Didn't it know it just shocked the most famous scientific genius in the universe? "You piece of crap!" Kicking the dimensional portal, she watched with satisfaction as it sailed towards the door. 

"Hey Washu!" At that moment, Ryoko opened the door to the lab. "Sasami says it time for dinaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!" Feeling the impact of the machine, Ryoko was thrown back out of the lab and into the wall. Daze, she shook her head as a bright light flash, momentary, blinding her.

"Washu!!!!" she growled, grabbing her head. Warily, she picked herself up and blinked.

"What the hell?" All seven Ryokos cursed at the same time.

"Tenchi?" Sasami poked her head out from the kitchen. "Will you get Ryoko and Washu, please?"

"Sure" Getting up from the table, he headed towards Washu's lab. I sure hope Ryoko's not drunk again, he thought.

"AHHH!!!" Hearing a loud crash and scream, he raced around the corner and stopped.

"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!" He screamed when he saw what was in the hall.

"Lord Tenchi!" Aeka raced after Tenchi and stopped dead in her tracks.

"One Ryoko. Two Ryoko. Three Ryoko."

"Stop that!" Kiyone glared at Mihosi.

"Hey! What's going on?!!!" Ryoko 2 demanded. She self-consciously smoothed her kimono and adjusted her headpiece. One minute she was in a meeting on Jurei, the next, Poof! She was here staring at half a dozen images of herself.

"How can this be?" Aeka frowned.

"YOU!!!!!" Ryoko 3 pulled out a gun and glared. "HOLD IT!!!!!"

"Ryoko! What do you think you're doing!" Tenchi yelped.

"Arresting her" Ryoko 3 frowned. "Don't you know she's the famous space pirate Aeka?"

"I'm what?" Aeka paled.

"Waiiiiiiiii!!! Don't do it!" A fourth and Chibi-Ryoko ran over and shielded Aeka with her body. "That's my sister!" Her blue eyes tear.

"That's not true!" Sasami grew upset. "Aeka is my sister!"

"That's right" Aeka nodded firmly. "I am princess Aeka of the Planet Jurei. I'm not the criminal space pirate! She is!" Aeka pointed to Ryoko who was still a bit daze.

Ryoko 2 began to protest. "I'm the Princess of Jurei!"

"You're what?" Kiyone's left eye began to twitch.

"What a strange coincidence" Mishoi beamed. "Aeka is a princess too. And she's from Jurei."

"She_is_the famous space pirate and _I'm_taking her in!" Ryoko 3 growled. "Hey you!" she pointed to Ryoko 5 who also wore a police uniform. "Help me arrest her!"

"Me?" Ryoko 5 squeaked. Rushing over, she tripped and fell flat on her face. "Ouch!" she whined. " That hurts!"

"Argh! You're incompetent! Just my partner" Ryoko 3 gave a sigh of exasperation. 

"Leave my sister alone!" Chibi-Ryoko cried.

"One Ryoko. Two Ryoko. Three Ryoko"

"Stop that!" Kiyone shrieked.

"Sorry Kiyone" Mihosi apolgize.

"This is unbelievable" Ryoko 6 grinned widely. "I think I've just discovered the portal to the dimension to my other selves! Am I the greatest scientific genius or what?"

"You're the best, little Ryoko" a little robot leapt on her shoulder.

"Yeah! The best!" another spike hair robot agreed leaping onto her other shoulder.

"This is too much" Tenchi moaned. He quickly fainted.

TBC