DISCLAIMER: This is so that I can sleep with out fear of buff up lawyers trying to beat the crap out of me: I do not, repeat DO NOT own the Series Naruto in any Size shape or form. And after reading this you'll probably be glad I don't.

Name: Under Cover blues

Summary Details: Itiachi and Kisame go under cover as 7 yearolds and rare scrolls museum

Warnings: Kisame is so horribly OOC it'll give you nightmares. Out favorite little Uchiha is also in need of some IC work

Author's Note: after creeping out many Avatar: the last airbender fans and almost getting kicked out of that part of Fanfiction I decided to drive Naruto fans to tears with my horrible ghastly writings proving to all the world that I have no brain.

I also wrote this because I wanted to put Itachi in sailor suite. Yay me!

Well on with the show!

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"Why are we doing this again?" Itachi asked. He was standing next to his Partner Kisame dressed in one of those sailor suites.

"Because we are going undercover"

"How is this going undercover?"

"Well you see, we are going undercover as little innocent 7 year old school boys."

"But Kisame we're probably like 18 and 24 how can we pass for 7 year olds" by this time the Uchiha as pretty close to proving that his partner in crime was insane. But Kisame didn't seam to hear him he only skipped merrily down toward the play ground.

Once they got there Kisame joined a gang of innocent looking school children. One of the sweet looking boys walked up to them.

"What the hell are you 2 idiots doing?" he asked sweetly. Kisame smiled and patted his head.

"We're just 2 kids getting ready to go with you to the rare scrolls museum with you."

(Why little 7 year old kids are going on a field trip to a museum where rare scrolls are kept is beyond me, but then again I have no control over this story, it's not like I'm writing it or anything.)

The boy shrugged "What ever you creeps say" Just then a pretty blonde teacher walked up.

"Alright class it's time to"

Being a dumb blonde (no offence to blondes… I like blondes and would very much not like to be killed by them) she didn't even notice that she had to extra, let alone LARGE, students.

As a guard showed them around the rare scrolls and told them how horrible it would be if someone stole them the very smart Itachi tried to think up a plan to steal one. So after lagging a bit behind the class and snuck into a room.

Quickly using some amazing jutsu that is so amazing I don't even know it (La gasp!) he quickly swiped the scroll that he and Kisam… where was he anyway?

Walked out the amazing Uchiha walked down the hall looking for his partner

"ITACHI ! DID YOU GET THE SCROLL!" the poor Uchiha winced as he caught sight of his blue skinned partner who was running up to him holding up a lolly pop that was about as big as his face.

"Yes I got it and could you have said that ANY louder?" Itachi hissed thru clenched teeth. Then his red eyes fell on the lolly "Did you get one for me?" he asked

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I do believe my dear readers that, that is the end…

Anyway please vote for what you would like my next one to be on

OOC

Mary sue or Gary sue (ahhh yes the beloved Sues)

Something just plain odd

Parings (they will be written poorly and with people that need to be written with care to get IC right, such as a VERY poorly done SasukeXSakura)