Disclaimer: I don't own any characters of Skyrim
I like totally walked through the totes double doors of my like, totally High Shcool, Skyrim High. I was totes walking down the like, totally coridor when I saw my totes bff, Rikke. Rikke was the heads cheerleader of one of our totally basketball teams, The Imperials. We have like, totally, you know, like two basketball teams at our school. The Imperials and the Stormcloaks. The Stormcloaks have Ulfric as them team caption. Ulfric is like, so totally, a rebel. The capten of the Imperials is like, totally Tullius. Tullius is like totes ugly but whatevs.
"Whats up Rikke," I said to my totes bff. Shes like, totally, the second prettiest gurl at school (the first is obviarsly me.)
"Good" she totally replied.
"That is like, totes good.' I replyed.
Sudden Alduin walked passed. He was like, the shccol bully. He so totally set peopls lockers on fire with his totally dragon breth. but he was totes hot and his dad, Akatosh was totes rich so evryone wanted to date him anywy. Alduin totes smokes, I think its soooooooooo gross. Like eww him breth smells of like, carbon dioxide or something.
'hi what uppp my girls,' said Elisif, our other bestie. She was totes the most poplar girl at schools. Unfortunate Ulfric bashed up her totally boyfriend, torygg, with his totally dragon shouts.
Ulfric is totally a dragonborn. He like totally used to takes special Greybeard classes at lunch. I like, know becaus im totes dragonborn too. Ulfric dropd out of Greybeard classes becos he wanted to train with the Stormcloaks basktballs team at like, totally lunch.
'hi elisf." I totally said.
Sudden the bell went for perod 1. It was, so totally, history class.
Our teacher was like this totes boring guy called Paarthunax. He is like, totally a dragon.
He talked about how this totally imperial called the hero of kvatch like totally saved cyrodiil from the daydra.
I like, totally met a daedra once. Rikke like, dared me to go into this totes abandoned house in Markath, and this like totally creepy daeydra lord called Molag Ball so totally freaked me out and made me go and like, kidnap a priest or something. I totes can't remember, but it was totes creep.
The next calss was religens, and our religens teacher is Heimskr, this totally annoying nord who never shuts up about like, talos.
I totally hung out with bffls at lunch. I was like, totally sitting at the cafetrea table and totally eating Nordic mead and like horker stew, which is totes my fave. We aren't allowd alcol at shhcool, but im a totes badass sometimes too like aldwin.
Speaking of alduin, he like totally came up to us and totes started bashing up random ppl.
"alduin that is really mean stop that.' I like, totally told to him,
'Wow, shut up dumb btich." He totally retorted.
'that is really rude, alduin. If you dont stop bash up these guys, I don't wanna hav to use my dragon shout powers on you but I totes will if u don't stop'
Alduin laughed in respond because he thought I was funnt.
I was so mad, no one laughs at Hildraennaleena, the totes dragonnborn,
So I totes used my dragonrend shout on him
Alduin fell over on the ground, and he totes was hurt. He needed an ambiance to come. I felt like, totes bad. And with all the choas it had caused I missed my lesson with the greybards. I was totes embrassed.
'its ok, Hildraennaleena, he totes deserved it,' rikke tried to comfortable me.
"I feel totes bad! I exclamationed,"
'yeah youre like our hero, Hildraennaleena,' said a random girl I hadn't meet before. 'he was totes bashing my bf up!'
'wow im sorry is your bf ok?" I askde.
"yeah totes," said the gril I had never meet, except now I have had meet her,
"good,' I like, totally replied.
I like totally went to class feelin much better. Evryen was saying how good I wass like totally bashing up aldwin like that with my totallu dragonshouts. Everyoen except Ulfric, he was totes jelly cos I was like totally a better dragonbern than him
Elsiif wasent in this calss, she does Music with the bards guild instead, so I totes hung out with Rikke. This class was like, totally, blacksmithing class. We wrre totally learning to make Glass armer. Suddenly ulfric pulled out a glass sword that he made and said a swordfiht to an elf in our class called elenwen and totes started attacking her with the sorwd, becos she is an high elf and ulfric totally hates high elfs becos he got made in jail by one, and he is now totes racism.
I will continue the fite and see the outcome in chapter 2 and I would appreciate somefeedback. Thnaks.