A/N I know what you're thinking "Not another fic! She hasn't even updated on her other four!" and to be honest, I'm thinking the same thing. But I think I can keep up with five fics, it'd just take me a while to update. Now on to the warnings and all that good stuff. Dumbledore, Hermione, Ron, Umbridge, Fudge and many more bashing. Tons of cussing. Dark Harry, every Weasley except Mr., Mrs., and Ron Weasley (I'm including Percy here). OC's. OOC-ness. Gore. Mentions of child abuse. Sex (maybe). Slight crossovers. Band!Harry. Vampires. Animagi. Metamorphmagus'. Super!Harry. Character death. American-isms. Modern-isms (media stuff, like music, movies, books, ect…). Cedric!

All that and more in this story.

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Title- One Day

Chapter- One

Disclaimer- I own it all! Even Miroku! (JK and Rumiko Takahashi walk in with their lawyers) Um…You know, if you just gave them to me we wouldn't have this problem. (Geniuses start walking away) I'd even settle for shares… (Runs after them)

Tanis: Hey! Come back and write the story, you dork!

Me: (Comes back) Sorry...On with the story!

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Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin and Arthur Weasley were walking around Surrey looking for a certain fifteen year old boy to take over to the Headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix.

They had been told by the boys' relatives that he was wondering around town with some of his friends and wasn't expected back for a few more hours.

"He has to be around here somewhere." Remus stated, panting a little from all the walking they were doing.

"Thanks Mr. Obvious." Tonks (as that was what Nymphadora preferred to be called) said sarcastically.

Remus just glared at her.

After a few more minutes of walking down the street of a neighborhood, the group heard the loudest music known to mankind. Well, not mankind, but it was still really loud! Then the words started.

"Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But you want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days!

Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Lettin' shit slip
Or you'll be leavin' with a fat lip
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit talkin' that shit
(Punk, so come and get it)
Its just one of those days
Feelin' like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program
And if your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
Its just one of those days!

I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now I'm dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those mother fuckers that want to step up
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break your fuckin' face tonight!
Give me somethin' to break
Give me somethin' to break
Just give me somethin' to break
How bout your fuckin' face
I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!...
A chain saw, what!...
A mother fucking chain saw, what!...
So come and get it"

"Did that voice familiar to you?" Arthur asked his companions.

"That was Harry, that was." Tonks stated.

The two men just looked at her.

"What?" Tonks asked.

"Which house do you think it came from?" Remus asked.

Before he got an answer, the music started up again, this time it was a lot softer.

Then a female voice started to sing.

"I drift away to a place
Another kind of life
Take away the pain
I create my paradise

Everything I've held
Has hit the wall
What used to be yours
Isn't yours at all

Falling apart, and all that I'm asking
Is it a crime, am I overreacting

Oh, he's under my skin
Just give me something to get rid of him
I've got a reason now to bury this alive
Another little white lie

So what you had didn't fit
Among the pretty things
Never fear, never fear
I now know where you've been

Braids have been un-tied
As ribbons fall away
Leave the consequence
But my tears you'll taste

Falling apart and all that I question
Is this a dream or is this my lesson

Oh, he's under my skin
Just give me something to get rid of him
I've got a reason now to bury this alive
Another little white lie

I don't believe I'll be alright
I don't believe I'll be OK
I don't believe how you've thrown me away
I do believe you didn't try
I do blame you for every lie
When I look in your eyes, I don't see mine

Oh, he's under my skin
Just give me something to get rid of him
I've got a reason now to bury this alive
Another little white lie

Oh my permission to sin
You might have started my reckoning
I've got a reason now to bury him alive
Another little white lie"

By this time, the group of three was standing across the street of blue two story house with a side garage and a white picket fence.

The garage door opened to show five teenagers, one girl and four boys.

"I'll see you guys tomorrow." One boy said.

"Bye Jimmy!" The girl said. "Don't forget to bring your new stuff."

"Oh ye of little faith," 'Jimmy' stated. "Don't worry Sabrina, I won't forget."

"Don't call me that!" Sabrina yelled.

"Bye Jim, we'll m-m-miss you!" Another on of the boys fake cried.

"Shuddup, Blaise." Jimmy said as he started walking backwards out of the garage.

"Why are you taking so long? Go away, we don't want you anymore."

"Oh, I love you too, Alex!" Jimmy yelled to him.

"See ya later, Jimmy." The last boy called out. Jimmy nodded to him.

"Oh, Jimmy, bring Miroku tomorrow. He hasn't heard us play yet." Sabrina called out to Jimmy as he turned around, not seeing the people on the other side of the road.

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A/N And that's chapter one. I know it's short, sorry, it couldn't be helped. I'll update as soon as I can. Thanks for reading! Now, review! Oh yeah, the first song was "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit and the second one was "Skin" by Alexz Johnson.