Hello and welcome to the weirdest fan-fic you will EVER read! I am Riku13 and I will be your guide through the world of weirdness! This fic will include the shows, Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, and Pokemon……as I said this will be weird. Also, I will include my Naruto, FMA, and Pokemon fan characters.
Disclaimer-I Riku DO NOT own Naruto, Pokemon, or FullMetal Alchemist, nor do I own any of the characters from any of those shows. I wish I owned Neji and Al though…..
Riku: HELLO! Welcome to my Fan-fic. In this fan-fic you will see the randomocity of my mind! Currently with me we have Edward Elric!!
Ed: Ummmm…Hi?
Riku: Ed, how does it feel to be regarded as one of manga and anime's biggest heartthrobs even though you have an auto-mail arm and leg, and the fact that you are short?
Ed: Well, I think that my auto-mail makes me hotter and…..wait….WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!! I AM NOT SHORT!!! Y-YOU LITTLE….
Riku: Heh….don't worry I'm short too….-Anime style sweat drop-
Ed: Is that so?!
Riku: Uh…yeah….-stands up- See! I'm only about 5'1"
Naruto: NOW THAT WE'VE ALL ESTABILISHED HOW TALL WE ARE ASK ME QUESTIONS!!!!
Sakura: -punches Naruto- SHUT UP!!!! She'll get to you when she's ready.
Riku: Ooooookkkkkaaaaayyyyy…that was weird….
Ed: Wait what do you mean I'm ONE of the biggest heartthrobs? Who're the others?
Riku: Well let's see…..Your brother, Al…..
Ed: WHAT?!?!
Al (A/N:Movie version of course!): YESSSS! I made onto -dramatic music- 'The List'!
Riku: CONTINUING! Russell and Fletcher Tringham, Roy Mustang….wow, that was unexpected, and…….Wrath…..? ANYWHO! Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha, Neji Hyuuga, Shikamaru Nara, Kiba Inuzuka……oddly Rock Lee made his way onto -dramatic music- 'The List', but we're continuing……ummmm…we have Drew, Giorgio…and Tate!!!
Ed: Great, I'm competing with kids……
Russell: I'm on -dramatic music- 'The List'. But, hey I'm not surprised I mean what can I say I'm a total ladies man!
Riku: -pats Ed's shoulder- don't worry; you're probably at the top of the list! My list anyway!!!! Heh, never mind I lied, Neji's #1 on my list. Tough luck Ed….. -to Russell- HELL YEAH!! YOU ARE A TOTAL FREAKING GOD!!!! TAKE IT OFF RUSSELL!!!!
Morgan (A/N:My Pokemon fan character): My god lady you are sad…..
Ash: HEY! Why aren't I on -dramatic music- 'The List'?!
Morgan: because like that Naruto kid, YOU ARE A DOPE!!!!!
Tracey: Now Morgan isn't that a little harsh?
Riku and Morgan: SHUT UP YOU GAY FREAK!!!
Tracey: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!
Amy (A/N:My OTHER Pokemon fan character): Right, and Harley's not gay either, he just sensitive to others….
Tracey: See! Someone thinks I'm not gay!
Amy: I was being sarcastic you idiot!!!
Morgan: Nice one Amy!
Riku: Right, BACK TO ED!!! (Flirtatious like)Sooooooo, Edward, I think we ALL want to know….do you have a girlfriend?
Ed: N-Not really……
Riku: Great! Hey Al do you have a girlfriend?
Al: Nope…..why?
Riku: Ok then, I CLAIM EDWARD AND ALPHONSE ELRIC AS MY HUSBAND…….S! -laces arms in Al and Ed's arms-
Ed and Al: --'
Kaida (A/N:My Naruto fan character): You are such a freak……love is a waste of time……
Neji: No kidding….
Sasuke: …….
Sakura: Sasuke wanna do something later?
Sasuke: Not really….
Sakura: Darn…
Amy: -walks over to Kaida- Who're you?
Kaida: Why do you want to know?
Amy: So we can be friends….
Kaida: No thanks……
Amy: Why not? -notices Neji- Well hello there!
Neji: Get lost.
Amy: You are sooooooo cute!
Kaida: -laughs a bit-
Neji: -being smothered by Amy- Kaida…..help me!
Amy: Why do you want HER help?
Kaida: Help yourself Neji……(thinking) Poor Neji. I'd help him in a heartbeat if I wouldn't look hypocritical……
Neji: Thanks a ton Kaida…..
Kaida: -shrugs it off-
Kiba: Neji's being tackled, CLASSIC!!
Akamaru: RUFF!! (translation) HELL YEAH!
Riku: -notices Akamaru- AWWWWW! PUPPY!!! -drags Ed and Al over to Akamaru and Kiba- YOU ARE SO CUTE!
Kiba: Why, thank you!
Riku: NOT YOU YOUR DOG!!! -pets Akamaru-
Kiba: Oh…Why does Akamaru always get the ladies?
Akamaru: Ruff (translation) It's the ears.
Riku: I'm keeping him!!!!
Kiba: You can't keep Akamaru! He's mine!!!
Riku: I can sooooo keep him! Watch me take him!
Ed: Crap, now we've got to compete with a dog…..
Al: Aw, the dog isn't so bad.
Ed: You're an animal lover; of course you wouldn't think the dog is so bad.
Riku: And that's exactly why I love Al, he has a good heart, and loves animals! -hugs Al's arm
Al: -nervous laugh- I…..um love you also……
Amy: -drags Neji over to Winry- Isn't he just the cutest?
Winry: Uh………Heh, well…
Riku: -notices Amy with Neji- GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY SEXY CAGED BIRD BOY!!!!!!
Neji: -mutters- Crap, another fan-girl…
Ed: Looks like he's gonna end up the same way as us.
Al: -nods- Yeah.
Riku: -drags Ed and Al over to Amy, Winry, and Neji- GIMME BACK MY BOYFRIEND!!!!
Amy: NO HE'S MINE!!!!!
Riku: If you give me Neji, I'll give you Drew!
Amy: -thinks for a minute- DEAL!!! -pushes Neji to Riku13-
Think the story is weird now? Wait until the next chapter! Does anyone else think that Russell Tringham is a total hottie, sex god, hunk etc. or am I the only one?
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