Title: Rei's new love
Genre: Humor
Rating: T for language
Summary: Takes place after the last episode of season 2. When Judai and the others return to the academy and see Rei Saotome waiting for them, they find out that Rei is in love with someone else!
Saiou screamed in pain as his LP went to zero and his body was engulfed in darkness. "NO! I CAN'T DIE YET," he cried, "I HAVEN'T FINISHED PLAYING LEGEND OF ZELDA YET! STILL, I WANTED TO SEE ZELDA BECAUSE SHE'S SO FINE-" Another flash, and Saiou was gone for good. Judai did a retarded victory pose and shouted, "THAT'S HOW THE WHIZZLE TAKES OUT THE SHIZZLE, DAWG!"
Later….
"Awesome duel, man of a thousand ulcers!" Kenzan said as he patted Judai on the back. Judai chuckled sheepishly and replied, "Well, I couldn't have fuckin' done it without my friends and blah, blah, blah…Of course, I didn't need any one's help, since I'm so sexy!" Judai ripped off his shirt and made a pose. Sho got a massive nosebleed and collapsed onto the floor while Kenzan ran off screaming about being permanently blind.
Kenzan kept running and never turned back. He stopped when he ran into a girl who was talking to Manjyome. The girl turned around and suddenly glomped Kenzan. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, BITCH?" Kenzan exclaimed. The girl squeezed him tighter and cried, "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, KENZAN-CHAN! PLEASE 'DO' ME!" Kenzan looked at Manjyome and Asuka and asked, "Who the hell is this on-crack chick?"
Asuka grinned and said, "This is Rei Saotome, who is a new student here. Some how, she grew at least 7 years older in a single year!" Rei smiled and shouted, "I used those power rings that Amy Rose has in the Sonic comics!" Manjyome just sighed and walked off, muttering something about cheese whiz and Asuka's boobs. Asuka grabbed Manjyome by the hair and dragged him off into a dark alley.
Meanwhile…
Sho was having a good time watching his Aniki make sexy poses and wear a spandex like it was nobody's business. "I say, old chap, where is that old widget, Kenzan?" Judai asked in a British accent. Sho looked around and just shrugged. Judai grinned and leaned down towards Sho. "You know what that means, eh, wot?" Judai sneered. A big smile formed on Sho's face and he leapt at Judai for the time of his life.
Suddenly, Kenzan jumped out of nowhere and fell on Judai's head, knocking the gay boy out. Without even saying he was sorry, Kenzan kept running. Sho tried to help Judai up, but he was smacked into the ground by Rei, who was happily chasing her new love. "WHERE ARE YOU GOING, KENZY?" Rei shouted, "I BOUGHT YOU SOME CONDOMS!"
Soon, Kenzan had nowhere left to run. He had reached the edge of the island. Kenzan knew he had to make a choice. Either he should go back and have sex with one of the cutest girls he's ever seen, or kill himself on jagged rocks and raging whirlpools. Kenzan just shrugged and jumped off the edge just as Rei ran out of the forest. "KENZAN-CHAN!" Rei cried. The girl sat down and crying for a few minutes before noticing Kagemaru and she ran off to make out with him.
Back at Duel Academy, when Misawa heard about Kenzan's death, he turned to Chronos and said, "Chrono-baby, I learned something today…" "Yes. Misawa? What is it?" "I learned that Kenzan is an idiot!"