It was a fun day at glove world with Patrick, Spongebob's best friend in the whole wide world which was the sea. They boarded the bus together gabbing about their experiences and before they knew it they missed their stop for Bikini Bottom. Spongebob flailed frantically and tried getting the bus driver to stop the bus and bring them back but to no avail it did not work.
Patrick and him ended up in a place called Rock Bottom. It was very dark, almost making it feel as if the town never saw sun in its life. As they got off the bus they ran to the bus counter to try and figure out when the next bus would come. When the person behind the counter spoke they had such a strange accent that threw Patrick and Spongebob for a loop.
"The next-thhhp-bus-thhhhp-doesn't-thhp-come-thhhp-until-thhhp-8" Spongebob understood and but he couldn't help but wonder why he had such a weird accent. He turned on his heel and before he knew it he was blurting out, "Why do you have such a weird accent?"
The man behind the counter's eyes grew wide so wide that they encompassed his entire face. He raised his arms above him. Spongebob grew afraid, very afraid. Then in a tiny sound the man made the 'thhp' noise again. Taking a step back, the sea sponge grew weary and said "That's ok you don't need to answer me…"
The man behind the counter's eyes got larger; they were now bigger than his head. 'THHHHHHHP, THHHHHHP, THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHP' The noise began to louder and louder and more people came out of nowhere it seemed and they joined the bulging eye man with their arms outstretched.
Their 'thhhhp's' erupting at random making quite the ruckus. Patrick grabbed Spongebob's hand and tried to run out of the building. 'THHHHP' 'THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHP' then silence. With their arms all outstretched their eyes bigger than their skulls anatomically allowed, all in unison they said, "ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION, THERE IS NO WAY A BEE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY. ITS WINGS ARE TOO SMALL TO GET ITS FAT LITTLE BODY OFF THE GROUND. THE BEE, OF COURSE, FLIES ANYWAY BECAUSE BEES DON'T CARE WHAT HUMANS THINK IS IMPOSSIBLE. YELLOW, BLACK. YELLOW, BLACK. YELLOW, BLACK"
All of them kept chanting "Yellow, Black" louder and louder! Then suddenly spongebob felt strange…his back began to hurt like crazy. "My back! What are you doing to my back?" Patrick shuddered with fear as he witnessed his friend sprouting wings on his back. Black hair began growing on his head, heck even his usual suit changed into a yellow and black turtleneck. "PATRICK MY SHOES! THEY'RE- THEY'RE" Patrick whispered, "yellow and black…"
Spongebob suddenly didn't feel like himself! He twitched and tilted his head to the right, "The sweater is Ralph Lauren and I have no pants" Spongebob gasped loudly, "that wasn't me! Patrick help me!" The chanting begun once more, louder, louder. "WhAT A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER YOU ARE PATRICK…" Patrick began cowering in fear and everyone joined Spongebob who was wearing, previously stated, Ralph Lauren. Everyone corned Patrick, he was sobbing, "Spongebob..?" Spongebob began to levitate and the chanting only grew faster and louder
"NOT PATRICK ONLY BARRY BEE BENSON. YOU WILL MAKE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER TO OUR COLLECTION, PATRICK. WE CAN KEEP YOU AS A STUFFED ANIMAL IN OUR COLLECTION. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE THAT?" Patrick cried louder and louder then Shrek burst the door and screamed, "GET OUTTA MY SWAMP" And then everyone had the bubonic plague and dropped to their untimely deaths. Thus ending the story of how God created the universe.
The word of the lord.
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone in this story.