THERES SOMETHING ABOUT SHEGO

Part 1: "Junior's feelings, the break in at the base, Shego's mutiny, and the kiss."

Note: Since A psychedelic Leviathan didn't want to do this any more, I've decided to re-write chapters 1 and 3, since they were done by him. I hope you like the way they go. Also, I'll be making them longer so that I can add some of the stuff he wrote in those chapters so that the story won't be so confusing.

(I do not own Kim Possible, nor any other cartoon on the tv. Although, I wish I did.)

Junior sat on a chair in his room, staring at the ceiling. Thinking about his beautiful goddess. Staring at the ceiling made it worse, because the designs on it resembled her. SSS comes through the door.

SSS (going over to his son and shaking him.): Junior. Come on, Junior. We have to work on our villainy together.

Junior (Sighs, gets up from his seat.): Father, I'm not in the mood to do anything today.

SSS (concerned.): Junior, what happened?

Junior with his back to SSS, arms behind his back.): *Sigh* father, I'm in love with her.

SSS (half eye brow raised.): Who?

Junior (turning around and walking past SSS.): My tutor, Shego.

SSS (eyes wide, gasps.): Junior, what am I hearing coming out of your mouth?! Are you telling me that you love that-that woman from hell?

Junior (Turns to face him, angry.): Father, please! Do not disrespect my goddess.

SSS (disgusted by this.): Bah. Junior. You're an embarrassment to the family. I failed as a father.

SSS leaves his son's room. Junior sits back on his bed looking up at the ceiling.

Junior (thinking.): Maybe I should call her and tell her how I feel. Ever since she taught me how to be evil, I've loved her.

He gets an idea, he sits up on his bed.

Junior (excited,): I'll do it!

Junior goes to the closet and takes out his green and black outfit that Shego had given him. He opens the window and goes out into the night. He is careful not to pass by his father's room. As soon as the light in his father's room goes out, he moves onward. He takes his father's old helicopter and rides it to Drakken's hide out. Thinking of his beloved Goddess on the way there.

In Drakken's lair, Shego was sitting down enjoying a nice glass of wine. While Drakken was searching on the internet for anything useful.

Shego (taking a sip of the wine, then putting it back down.): You know Drakken, you could just have me steal a very high tech piece of equipment for you to use.

Drakken (furiously typing on the computer.): Any one can go ahead and steal equipment and use it. It takes a real genius to find a plan on the internet and use it to it's full extent.

Shego (head in her hand, glass between her fingers twirling it.): You just have to make things harder, don't you?

Drakken(looking at Shego.): Shego-

Drakken's sentence was interrupted by a helicopter roar. Drakken and Shego go out side to look at what made the noise. Shego and Drakken both stood at the opened door to the lair. The helicopter's door opens and out comes Junior dressed in the Shego outfit.

Shego (wide eyes, running to him.): *gasp* JUNIOR!!!

Junior (open arms, Shego falls into a hug that he gave her.): SHEGO!!!!

Drakken looked at this and didn't like it one bit. His eyes narrowed an angry, jealous look spread across his face. Late, in the Lair, Junior sat next to Shego, Drakken sat across from them. they were having coffee.

Shego (taking a sip of her coffee then puts it down.): So, Junior, have you done any evil deeds since I trained you?

Junior (thinking a sec.): Well, there was this one time I kidnapped this boy band that I thought was "in" at the moment, but if it wasn't for Kim Possible's dopie side kick, I'd have gotten away with it.

Shego (nodding her head.(: Yeah, that buffoon has a nack for getting himself caught by villains, and of course it's always Kim Possible that saves him. It kinda reminds me of someone.

Shego looked at Drakken who had his arms crossed. Looked as pissed off as a wrestler.

Shego (looking back at Junior.): But not you. You can be a man, you don't need any girls to fight your battles for you.

Junior (flexing his muscles): With muscles like these, who needs a woman to fight? I'd do all the fighting if I had a beautiful partner like you.

Shego (feeling her heart growing three sizes.): Awwww, Junior.

Junior (Kneeling in front of Shego, takes her hand.): My darling vixen, would you be my partner in crime?

Shego (nearly crying from excitement.): YES! YES! I WILL!

She jumps up from her seat and gives him a big hug.

Drakken (Shocked): YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!

A blue skinned maniac ranted at his assistant began to walk out the door...with HIM. clinging to Shego's right leg with with a much stronger grip then he normally could muster. His dark haired, voluptuous, green clad assistant looked down at him with a combination of pity and fire spitting wrath.

Shego (Growling, trying to shake Drakken of her leg.):Drakken. Let go. Or I'll cut you. Badly.

Drakken (still clinging to Shego's leg): YOU CAN'T LEAVE! I FORBID IT! I FORBID IT!!!

Shego finally shook Drakken off of her leg.

Shego(looking down at the pathetic Drakken.): No one forbids me. I'm getting a new and better partner, one who can help me succeed where under you I have so often been beaten. Not that any of that was MY fault. let it be said"

Drakken (wailing.): NOOOO!.

Junior (standing over Drakken as well.) Hey. The lady's made up her mind. So leave her alone

Shego (smiling at him.):Your too sweet Junior.

Drakken prepared to try to jump on Shego again but Junior punched him in the gut, doubling him over. Drakken whimpered a little in pain, but then stopped trying to hold Shego down. His blue lip trembled in pathetic impotent anger.

Drakken (on the verge of crying.) FINE! YOU HAVE IT YOUR WAY! RUN AWAY WITH THAT PRETTY BOY! SEE IF I CARE! I SAID SEE IF I CARE!!!

Junior (pointing to Drakken.): Is he always like this?

Shego (rolling her eyes.): Always. Think old faithful.

Drakken watched Junior put his arm around his new partner in crime...and possibly in more. His black heart broke.

Drakken (yelling towards the sky.): I HAVE NO SIDEKICK!!!!!!

Shego and Junior took off on a villainous black helicopter. He saw the way Shego looked at Junior, it was unavoidably. The ice queen melting before his eyes.

She loved him.

Drakken (cursind Shego and Junior under his breath.): Damn Shego and the pretty boy. Damn them both to the darkest and dankest pit of hell's inferno! Who needs stupid Shego anyways, I have options! I have a liar! I have henchmen!

He walked off of the beach surrounding his island liar and inside where he viewed a number of his red clad henchmen laying around the house with a detached lethargy. One was idly scratching his ass, another was hitting beer bottles with a hammer, two others were punching video game controls and screaming each other as they engaged in a furious game of Madden NFL Football.

Drakken slumped his head. Who was kidding?

The self proclaimed genius struggled to put one foot in front of another, gripping the handrails tight into to avoid stumbling as he shambled up the stairs. He went to his room and locked the door, then flung himself on his bed.

Drakken (laying on the bed, staring at the ceiling.): I still love her.

.Drakken then put a chair to reinforce his locked door, he felt a long cry coming on.

Shego and Junior were riding in the helicopter. Shego stared at Junior dreamily as he was flying the helicopter.

Shego (rubbing his arm with her finger.): So, Junior, what do you have in mind?

Junior ( thinking for a second.): Hmm, well, I once show this heavily guarded Military base with thermal nuclear weapons inside it. But we need help getting in. it won't be easy.

Shego (interested by this plan.): Hmm, interesting. And who do you plan on recruiting for our cause.

Junior (looking at Shego.): Monkey Fist!

Moneky fist sat in his dojo, meditating on a small stage that was leveled a bit higher then the floor of the dojo. His monkey ninjas each meditating them selves. Suddenly, Monkey fist hears a helicopter coming down on the ground. He opens one eye, gets up, and opens the dojo door. All the monkey ninjas look at him.

Monkey fist (looking back at the monkey ninjas with angry eyes.): Continue meditating or else no more banana splits.

The Ninjas went back to meditating. Monkey fist goes out as the helicopter lands. The door to the helicopter opens. Shego and Junior come our arm and arm.

Monkey Fist (looking at them with suspicion): to what, pray tell, do I owe this visit from, uh, what was your name again, miss?

Shego (hand on hip, still in the arm lock with Junior.): Shego. I used to work for Drakken, remember?

Monkey Fist (looking at Shego up and down.): Well, you certainly are the looker, I can tell you that. Growl.

Junior (about to hit Monkey fist in the mouth.): Ahem! I believe I need to introduce my self.

Monkey Fist (Sarcastically): Oh, I do apologize, senior

Junior (pointing to himself.): My name is Senior Senior Junior. You might know my father, the eccentric billionaire who always tried to make a game out of ruling the world. That man is such an idiot.

Monkey Fist (turning around, hands behind his back, stops and looks back at the two of them.): Why are you two here?

Junior (stepping up to Monkey Fist.): We need your help with this new plan we have.

Monkey Fist (one eye brow raised.): And what plan is this?

Junior (clutching his hands together, evil looking face,(: To steal a thermal nuclear weapon and use it for evil! Mwahahahahaha

Monkey Fist (liking the idea.): sounds wonderful. (a little skeptical.) But why do you need me?

Shego (coming to them.): I think the reason for your alliance is that Kim's goofy side kick is afraid of monkeys, so taking them out would be easy if you help us.

Monkey Fist (thinks for a sec then shakes Junior and Shego's hands): I'll do it.

Two figures skulked around the outskirts of the military installation.

Ron (back against the wall, looking at Kim.): Are you sure they're here?

Kim (looking at Ron with her back to the wall also.): Yes Ron. Wade knows what he's doing."

Ron (an expression of longing on his face.): So you think Shego's here?

Kim (rolling her eyes.): Yes Ron, I'm sure she'll show up."

Ron remembered the first time he had seen Shego. She was much more beautiful even then Kim was. And her bad girl mystique made her even more alluring. The striking black hair, the sinister clothes, the moves, the flames...and oh god in heaven...THE CLAWS. The claws always made him think the most naughty thoughts, he couldn't help but think of the rough and kinky things that a woman with claws could do in bed. She would undoubtedly be like some kind of wild animal, like a green panther.

Kim (yelling in Ron's ear.): RON!"

Ron (drooling, snapping back to reality): What?"

Kim (sarcastically): Drool much?

Ron (a bit embarrassed): Oh sorry, I just thinking about her again."

Kim (rolling her eyes): You've told it to me."

Ron (drooling): I want her to tie me up...and bring on the claws...

Kim (disgusted by her friend's fantasies): Okay that is seriously nasty.

There was some movement in the darkness. Quick movement. The door to one of the hangers was busted open. The fire of military police chorused throughout the night.

Kim (looking behind the corner of the wall.): There she is!

Kim saw a green flash disable one of the guards. Another form emerged from the darkness and knocked out the other guard before he could open fire on Shego. Shego and the unidentified other thief ran inside. Kim couldn't identify him, though she was pretty sure from the outline that it was a man.

Kim (looking back at Ron): Lets get her

Kim and Ron ran inside and saw the two lifting something.

Kim (yelling, pointing at the two figures in the darkness): Stop right there!.

A blunt object hit her from the darkness brutally hard. Before Kim could realize who it was Ron Stoppable knew all too well. That animalistic cackling could only be one thing...

Ron (looking scared out of his mind.): MONKEYS!!!!!!!!.

Monkey Fist (coming out of the darkness.): Hello Ron, nice to see you again. MONKEY NINJAS! ATTACK!

Kim was attacked from the near blackness from dozens of monkey ninjas. Kim Possible had been practically decapitated by the huge club Monkey Fist was brandishing and the monkey ninjas laid into the near powerless girl. Ron attacked the Monkey master but was out matched, soon he was also beaten down and subdued.

Shego (from behind Monkey Fist.): Monkey fist! I told you to just distract her...not kill her!

Monkey Fist (looking back at Shego): She's our enemy!"

Shego (putting her face in his face, touching his nose with one finger.): Killing Kim Possible is to be MY territory!

Monkey Fist (crossed arms, looking pissed.): Spoilsport. I had the advantage of surprise!"

Shego (walking past Monkey Fist.): Just tie them up. Come on Junior, let's get the hell out of here with our new friends."

Junior and Monkey Fist headed out of the hangar with their thermonuclear loot. Shego then turned on a flashlight and saw the two heroes badly abused and knocked out. The Monkey Ninjas had tied them up in a couple dozen knots. Ron was merely beaten up but Kim Possible had been serious mauled. Monkey Fist's Pearl Harbor all out attack had practically killed her. Shego picked up Kim's limp arm. No pulse. She wasn't breathing!

Shego(almost panicking.): Dammit Kimmy, I wanted you dead...but not like this. I'm the one whose supposed to do it!

Kim was going to die! Unless Shego did something that rankled her. She took a quick look over her shoulder and geared herself for an unpleasant challenge.

Shego opened Kim's mouth and then sucked in some air. She then pressed her lips against Kim's mouth, breathing in and out.

Shego (taking a deep breath and breathed in Kim's Mouth.): Come on Kimmie, not like this. Your mine dammit."

Shego came up for air and then went down again. Kim began to revive. She realized with horror and wonder that Shego was performing mouth to mouth on her.

Shego (not noticing that Kim was awake.): Your mine. Not Monkey boy's."

Shego in for more forced breathing and when she did she found Kim's head lower into her face and turn it into a very juicy kiss. Shego's eyes went wide and she staggered back.

Shego (a little surprised by this turn of events.): W-ell Kimmie...I see- your-not dead after all. Good for you.

She immediately ran to the door to rejoin the other villains.

Kim was just as shocked as Shego had been. She had kissed Shego! Nu huh, that was so not happening! After all Kim Possible was a good Christian girl and girls just don't kiss other girls...or do they? Shame inducing thoughts were now brewing in Kim's mind. She was glad that Ron was knocked out, because her face was pure red. No no no. This just couldn't be! Shego was a girl! Worse yet Shego was her worst enemy! But that hair could not have belonged to anything other then a goddess and she found herself thinking that claws were pretty sexy after all...

A/n: I had to re-write this, I added some more things to it so that it would add a little back story to it. Look for a re-write of chapter3 next.