Kyoko hated being bored. It made her want to go outside and start murdering random things, the whole idea of having nothing to do just ate her up inside. But she did have something to do, well if she wanted to be a bitch, which of course, was her job. Getting up off the couch, she shoved a pocky between her lips and bounded over to a certain nubby-horned troll who was mashing the buttons on his keyboard, perhaps out of rage.
Since Karkat wasn't listening to her feet, that approached him, she made a sneak attack and blew air into his ear. It was completely silent, the keyboard stopped making dying noises and the normally pissed off troll seemed caught off guard and frozen in his seat. "Hey, Karkitty~"She cooed with a smug smile put upon her pale face. It wasn't long before Karkat got a hold of himself and spun his seat around, facing the red head with a red face even though it was clear he was pissed.
"WHAT THE FUCK KYOKO? THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?"He ranted on. Kyoko could never believe an actual being could yell in caps, but hell, Vantas could. "I just wanted to get your attention."She says before hopping onto his lap, which he clearly wasn't ready for, but was enjoying her sudden affection.
Kyoko Sakura and Karkat Vantas's relationship was an odd one. It was on the line of kismesis, but still there was too much love in there, but not enough to be a matesprit. They both were smug bastards with bitchy comments and believed they could conquer anything. The two hated each other from the start, mainly because both believed the pharse: opposites attract. They were almost exactly alike.
Kyoko wrapped her arms around Karkat's neck and his hands held onto her waist. "You bitch."He muttered but Kyoko laughed and whispered back, "But I'm your bitch, right?"She smiled and nuzzled her nose in his neck. "Sure, let's fucking go with that."
The two then shared a long kiss, with a few bites here and there because obviously Kyoko likes it rough. Hehe.